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tersse_boneheart

Mon Jan 31, 2005 6:09 pm

the best i got is "can you make artesan stuff too, cos i need (some electronic thingy) made, can you do me it cheep.

its allways some crap any one can make too, and they want you to stop what your doing run back to tat from dath or somewere like its real important.

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Rhadida

Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:47 am

#496

Swalex1100 wrote:

Heh! Great thread! I've had a few of these before but my personal favourite came a few days ago...

There I was minding my own business at the MO bazaar buying up some theme park loot when I get a tell out of the blue...

Guy: hi

Me: Hello!

Guy:can u make scythes

Me: Yes

Guy: i need a scythe for 50k

Me: I'm sorry, I don't sell Scythes that cheap and you'd be hard pushed to find a WS that does.

Guy: plz plz plz make me a scythe for 50k im desparate

Me: I'm sorry but Scythes take a lot of sub components to make and they cost me around 300k to buy per Scythe.

Guy: plz i really need a scythe and i only have 50k plz can you make me one

Me: Look, a scythe is out of your price range, however I make good Power Hammers for 6k each. Would you like a WP to my vendor?

Guy: hammers are too slow i need a scythe plz will u make me one

Me NO! I already told you that Scythes cost me 300k each to make! Why would I want to make a 250k loss on a weapon I can quite easily sell for 600k+? I'm not in the business of losing money, and if you are as desparate as you say you are, you can get a buff for 15k and go and do some missions like the rest of the galaxy instead of whining and begging.

Guy:ok thx

What really got me was his response to my rant. At the very least I expected some mindless slander and abuse but no, just an ok thx. I couldn't help but feel let down.

He I know this guy, I have had the same questions a few days ago

Dude: Do you sell scythes?

Me: Yepp there are about 10 on my vendor varying between 500k and 1000k.

Dude: Can I have one?

Me: Just go to my vendor and look for yourself to find one that suits you.

I got a tell like 30 mins later.

Dude: There are not 500k to 1000k, they are 500000 to 1000000 that's not what you said!!!

Me: DUH 500k==> K=1000 so 500*1000=500.000.

Dude: Oh can I have one for 3000 credits because you have 10 of them and you are a rich WS.

Me: NO but look at my cheap sliced weapons vender and buy a cheap sliced PH (only 2.5k=2500 credits) and go and hunt some so you can afford better weapons.

Dude: Why won't you help me, because I am a noob??? You are a rich WS,a dn you have 10 Scythes, you must give me one!!!1!

Me: I also have 6000 Vibro Knucklers and 4000 Power Hammers wanna trade 1000 of each!!!!!!!!

No respons after that hehe

Man what do those newbs think, that we give away everything because we have so many of them, hehe, like they do that in RL.

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Caelestra

Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:07 pm

#497

I got this question the other day, and it left me a bid dumbfounded, but I guess I shouldn't be surprised...

"Excuse me, do you have any resources you can give me? I'm grinding Armorsmith."

Er...

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SonataArctica

Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:40 pm

#498

Rhadida wrote:

Swalex1100 wrote:
Heh! Great thread! I've had a few of these before but my personal favourite came a few days ago...

There I was minding my own business at the MO bazaar buying up some theme park loot when I get a tell out of the blue...

Guy: hi
Me: Hello!
Guy: can u make scythes
Me: Yes
Guy: i need a scythe for 50k
Me: I'm sorry, I don't sell Scythes that cheap and you'd be hard pushed to find a WS that does.
Guy: plz plz plz make me a scythe for 50k im desparate
Me: I'm sorry but Scythes take a lot of sub components to make and they cost me around 300k to buy per Scythe.
Guy: plz i really need a scythe and i only have 50k plz can you make me one
Me: Look, a scythe is out of your price range, however I make good Power Hammers for 6k each. Would you like a WP to my vendor?
Guy: hammers are too slow i need a scythe plz will u make me one
Me NO! I already told you that Scythes cost me 300k each to make! Why would I want to make a 250k loss on a weapon I can quite easily sell for 600k+? I'm not in the business of losing money, and if you are as desparate as you say you are, you can get a buff for 15k and go and do some missions like the rest of the galaxy instead of whining and begging.
Guy: ok thx

What really got me was his response to my rant. At the very least I expected some mindless slander and abuse but no, just an ok thx. I couldn't help but feel let down.

He I know this guy, I have had the same questions a few days ago
Dude: Do you sell scythes?
Me: Yepp there are about 10 on my vendor varying between 500k and 1000k.
Dude: Can I have one?
Me: Just go to my vendor and look for yourself to find one that suits you.
I got a tell like 30 mins later.
Dude: There are not 500k to 1000k, they are 500000 to 1000000 that's not what you said!!!
Me: DUH 500k ==> K=1000 so 500*1000=500.000.
Dude: Oh can I have one for 3000 credits because you have 10 of them and you are a rich WS.
Me: NO but look at my cheap sliced weapons vender and buy a cheap sliced PH (only 2.5k=2500 credits) and go and hunt some so you can afford better weapons.
Dude: Why won't you help me, because I am a noob??? You are a rich WS,a dn you have 10 Scythes, you must give me one!!!1!
Me: I also have 6000 Vibro Knucklers and 4000 Power Hammers wanna trade 1000 of each!!!!!!!!
No respons after that hehe
Man what do those newbs think, that we give away everything because we have so many of them, hehe, like they do that in RL.

Good. They learned begging me earns them only a shopband and an ignore. Now they go buggering others *g*

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Mythrindir

Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:37 pm

#499

wow..o...m...g....had someone ask me yesterday:

Heey can u mak me the gun Lara Croft uses pzzzzzzzzz!!!

didnt even bother explaining to them...and i checked, NO we dont have someone named lara croft on our server as a handy coincidence.

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Ancho

Wed Feb 02, 2005 10:49 am

#500

I think ours is Laura Craft or something like that.

Echal (coughhakka), the MWS who started this thread, retired at the beginning of the year, but its good that his thread lives on.

Sometimes I switch tags on people from Master Weaponsmith to Master Armorsmith or visa versa if I get asked a question. "I'm sorry, I'm just an Armorsmith. Composite? No, but I have some lovely Black Mountain kinetic I can direct you to."

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KiithWarrior

Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:52 am

#501

Ancho wrote:
I think ours is Laura Craft or something like that.

Echal (coughhakka), the MWS who started this thread, retired at the beginning of the year, but its good that his thread lives on.

Sometimes I switch tags on people from Master Weaponsmith to Master Armorsmith or visa versa if I get asked a question. "I'm sorry, I'm just an Armorsmith. Composite? No, but I have some lovely Black Mountain kinetic I can direct you to."

- J

lol sneaky.

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MeryckPalenna

Thu Feb 03, 2005 9:21 am

#502

I finally have one to throw in here

"Can you make me a stone knife?"

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AriesMercwar

Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:22 pm

#503

OK the n00bs never stop leaving me alone here is one your all going to love, this happened last night to me.

I was standing in teh Village of aurilia turning in some merchant exp for force senses exp and a guy came up to me and the convo proceeeded as such ( remember I had my Master Weaponsmith Title overhead )

Guy: Can you buff me?

Me: HrrMM?

Guy: will you buff me please I need buffs so I can go kill more Sith ( yes he was talkign to me I was the only other person standing there )

Me: Sure let me get my droid out ( I proceed to call my crafting station droid )

Me: Begin buff 1/6

Guy: um I don't think the buff is working...

Me: Begin buff 2/6

Me: (waits 10 seconds) Begin buff 3/6

Guy: Are you going to start the buff or not?

Me: /slapself Oh Damn I forgot I'm A Master Weaponsmith /heres your sign

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AriesMercwar

Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:26 pm

#504

Pre CU or BUST!!

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SlaserX

Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:24 pm

#505

SeaRaptor wrote:

Whenever someone asks me "do you make weapons?" I reply:

"No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night."

My reply: No, but I just saved money by switching to Geico!

Hokage:
The ORIGINAL Wookiee Jedi... ok, so I was the 7th, sue me.

SlaserX

Sun Feb 06, 2005 12:15 am

#506

Jakron wrote:

"Can you make me a Wookie Armor helm?"...............................

o god....... rofl

Oh lord... most ARMORSMITHS cant make that stuff -_-

Hokage:
The ORIGINAL Wookiee Jedi... ok, so I was the 7th, sue me.

CTRL_ALT

Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:06 pm

#507

Completely random tells not pertaining to me being a weaponsmith:

Random Guy: do you have any extra composite armor

Me: no

RG: Afk auto-response: I am currently not at the keyboard.

RG: ok

RG: ahello (typo on his part)

RG: oops

RG: mt

RG: are you a pilot?

Me: yes

I then explained to him how to use a starport, and how to get to dant to do his tier two missions...

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