Weaponsmith Archive

Heh, WS have customers just as dumb as the Smuggers.

Y'all should read the Chuckle thread in the Smuggler's forum. Many, many stories there.

Just a short amusing story. I was standing outside the medical center in Bestine last night wearing my Master Weaponsmith tag getting ready to hop on my bike and head back to my shop when a guywalks up to me...

PlayerX : Hi

Me : Hello

PlayerX : Can you make me a suit of armor?

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Weapon: Small Naboo House

Speed: 1000

Damage Type: Kinetic

Min. Dam: 50000

Max. Dam: 100000

Wnd: 99.9

Ideal Range: 0m

Health Cost: 10000

Action Cost: 10000

Mind Cost: 100000000000 (to prevent stupid people from being able to wield them of course)

Description: A small Naboo house. Will utterly flatten wicked witches. To wield, click heels three times in a Tatooine sand storm while wearing shoes made of 100 units of Gallinorean crystal gemstone. Then invoke the Force with phrase, "There's no place like Dagobah." Repeat till successful.

Hmmm...try explaining that it is K-R-A-Y-T!! There is no such thing as a KRYT in the game.

Pirate's Brain! LMFAO!

I prefer the

dudes walks in
"hey you got good weapons?" - bum
"yes I do, don't forget next page button" -WS
"will you sell my your kryat DX2 for 40k instead of 200k? its not very good" -bum
"no, are you stupid? it cost more to make then that" - WS
"oh....... hmm what about your normal DX2s, what are there stats" - bum
"pretty good, not sure exactly, look on vendor" - ws
"your weapons suck ass dude, I'm going to riona's" - bum
"can you even afford riona's guns?" - send by ws in tell
"no...... but they are better then yours, your suck" - bum

-ws thinks to himself, how **edit**ing stupid is he? honestly, he can't afford her guns, whats he do ? drool? look at them? pretend hes using them while they are fresh in his mind from clicking on display? layaway - riona dosen't even awnser tells, she won't train, she won't repair guns, layaway?

(note riona was number 1 kryat weapon dealer on flurry server, pricey, but uber, recently removed from game due to credit duping and selling on ebay or some thing)

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Sabre98 wrote:

X: Cool, where do I get them

Muuri: ............ from a Krayt Dragon.

X: Where do I find them?

Muuri: ........ They are on Tatooine, mostly around the Krayt Graveyard.

X: Cool, I'll go get some now and get back too you.

X immeadiately catches shuttle off planet, leaving me shaking my head and speechless.

Suffice to say I havent heard from him since.

And I'm pretty sure this has happend too each and every one of us who have been smithing for the long haul.

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I love this...though, I gotta say, although it is funny, at least the customer was polite. It sounds like he just hadn't run across a Krayt yet.

I am almost Master...can't wait to get into tell hell...heck, I have already had a couple times when wearing my Expert Weaponsmith tag while trying to go hunting with some friends (I am working on TKA as well...I like a mix of combat and crafting) that it has taken me nearly 2 hours to get out of a starport. My favorites have been the people who ask me to make a weapon and I tell them my weapons are not as good as a master's and they question why. Uhmm...because I am an expert WS, not a master WS.

- Jiist

i've sent more than one Uber krayt gun hunter to Riona's in my day. She's banned? fine by me, i'll still send those people to her shop anyways.

Im already getting tells and Im still a novice. Its really funny to tell them I can't even make the gun they want , no less the uber gun they want.