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Thread: Questions you NEVER ask a weaponsmith...

CivicExR95
Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:12 pm
#27

"Can you make me an uber [any weapon]. I can pay very well OR price does not matter"

When you have 9 figures in you bank, credits are the last thing I really care about. Then when I tell them about my krayt weapons that might cost up to 1 million each they say I'm a ripoff."

Glad I quit weaponsmithing



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Biggens77
Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:24 pm
#28






CivicExR95 wrote:
"Can you make me an uber [any weapon]. I can pay very well OR price does not matter"

When you have 9 figures in you bank, credits are the last thing I really care about. Then when I tell them about my krayt weapons that might cost up to 1 million each they say I'm a ripoff."

Glad I quit weaponsmithing





lol yeah i like this 1. i want the best and money doesnt matter. then you tel them you have so and so krayt tissue and it will cost about a mill for the gun u want. then all of a sudden its like well maybe not that much money.



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Zabos
Fri Mar 19, 2004 10:10 pm
#29


The one I really hate, and it's one I get every day


My friend refered you to me can I have a wp to your shop.


If your frind refered you wouldn't he give you a wp or wouldn't you atleast ask for it?


and what makes it worse is guys that come to my place quite often lose the wp somehow and ask for it again, when they still have it!!!!!


P.S. Great Topic Echal this is one way where we can blow off some steam and not insult our customers, well the ones that ask these questions anyway

Message Edited by Zabos on 03-19-2004 09:11 PM



Zabos
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ratbyte
Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:01 am
#30

hehe, i love it. I have my favorite response on a macro;


cust: can you make me a weapon.


Me: presto! your a weapon!



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EimrealiaMael
Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:22 am
#31

Felton I personally like your AFK message.


"No."





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Tortilla
Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:28 am
#32

Hi, How much should I sell [Instert name of item here] for?



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mattygb
Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:35 am
#33

I agree with you. I also hear these. How about:


"Hey, can you repair my armor?"






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aeuralis
Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:58 am
#34

I got that one twice last night



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SaseO
Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:47 am
#35

ok get this it was back some time age when i first got NOVICE weaponsmith and was proudly dispaying the title when i realized i needed to go to coronet. So i take the shuttle with my title on thinking hell im novice no noe will send me tells for stuff no prob. As soon as i get there i get like 4 tells for weapons that are in the master block, so figgure f-it and reply to each "yes i can but all of my resourses are total crap so you would be better off going and picking up a CDEF from the bazzaar " that pretty much shut them up real quick.


what i dont understand is why people think just because you have a certian title dispayed you are ther to do custom orders.





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BrokenDrum
Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:02 am
#36

Q: What Are The Stats On Your <Weapon Of Choice> ?

A: I have over 2000 weapons on inventory in the vendors, PLUS many other non-weapon goods. Trust me, it is hard enough just keeping up with THAT.

Q: Can you go look ?


The response from here depends a lot on how bad a day I have had.


Q: I need a weapon. Want a Good <weapon of choice>. How much are they ?

A: None on me. Almost all my weapons are under $10K. Want WP to stores ?

Q: plez

A Moments silence.

Q: It is in Wayfar ? Thats too far away.


Now how in the world can ANYWHERE be too far away with the current rash of scooters ?? I make the run several times a day and used to do so back when Running was the only mode. I love Wayfar, it at least keeps the above types from coming out, heh heh.



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Frolykk
Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:35 am
#37

I'm still working on Weaponsmith, but i got this one 4 times in one hour last night.

Costumer: Hey how come there are no Swords on your vendor ? could you make me one please ?

Me: have you checked the Melee weapons vendor next to the ranged weapons vendor ?

Costumer: Ehmm no do you have a melee weapons vendor ?

Me: Yes he is to the right of the Ranged weapons vendor, and i'm sure he has a sword that you can buy.


i was like DOH.!! who in their right mind would check a ranged weapons vendor for melee weapons ?



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LLJK_Griz
Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:53 am
#38





BrokenDrum wrote:
Q: What Are The Stats On Your [WEAPON Of Choice]?

A: I have over 2000 weapons on inventory in the vendors, PLUS many other non-weapon goods. Trust me, it is hard enough just keeping up with THAT.

Q: Can you go look ?


The response from here depends a lot on how bad a day I have had.




I keep stats for everything in the /note window for quick reference. Obviously this only works for people who don't sell sliced weapons.



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SpungeBob
Sat Mar 20, 2004 1:00 pm
#39

Literally happend yesterday:


I'm a Master Weaponsmith and Master Carbineer both by choice. I'm not a big fan of hologrinding, FOTM profession guys so when I get the message:


"Hey, whats the best Carbine in the game?" I cringe....


I say "Well what do you mean?"


"whats the best one?"


"It Depends on the situation"


"no i just want to know which one is the best" <---- At this point I knew he was a Flav o da month guy like 12 years old....


"Are wanting one with the highest damage or are we talking Krayt guns or what?"


"yeah" <-----great answer to both my questions.... dumbass


"Um go with the DXR6 the acid damage is worth it... do you need one from my shop?"


"Oh no I got one, I just needed to know whats the best. I'm a Novice Carbineer" <------I cringe again....


guy didn't even buy a thing from me and is an insult to my favorite ranged class.... grrr.......





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