Teras Kasi Archive

Ok I know this is true because I think I remember reading a web log some guy had written about a web page he read on theForce.net where this guy was talking about some web page he saw where George Lucas's nephew's best friend's girlfriend's guidance counselor talked about the true origin of Teras Kasi.

Ok, first off Teras Kasi was the name of a living alien spaceship. A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away that living ship created something called "The Force". That living ship also created super beings that were to rule over all creation, and these beings created all the stars and planets and living creatures (that's why they were called "Artists", they created everything).

So then the Teras Kasi Artists made midichlorians in their scientific labs, and injected those midichlorians into people that allowed them to control the Force. These people were called "Jedi", which is Finnish for "slave". The Jedi served the Teras Kasi Artists for millions of years, and the Teras Kasi Empire kept peace throughout the galaxy.

Some of the Jedi didn't like being slaves. They called themselves the Sith and started a rebellion. The Sith discovered a special power sphere that was left behind by the Teras Kasi living ship and used that power to destroy the Teras Kasi Artists. But when they died, the Teras Kasi put their life force into a select few Jedi, who became the new Teras Kasi Masters. The Teras Kasi Masters and the good Jedi fought the Sith and destroyed the power sphere and drove them into hiding.

In time, the Teras Kasi declined in numbers and the Jedi grew more powerful. The remaining Teras Kasi went into hibernation, leaving the Jedi to watch over the galaxy. They promised the Jedi that if they were ever truly threatened, the Teras Kasi would rise again and protect the galaxy.

Thousands of years passed and a new Republic rose. Then the Sith struck back, taking over the Republic and forming a new Empire, and hunting down the Jedi one by one. Sensing danger, the Teras Kasi rose but it was too late. The Jedi were nearly destroyed and the people of the galaxy were enslaved.

Now the Teras Kasi must reclaim their place as the true masters of everything in the galaxy and will destroy the Sith and rebuild the Teras Kasi Empire, taking over for the Jedi who have failed.

Ok, since we know this all to be true, I suggest the following new abilities that TKAs can get:

Teleportation

As masters of space and time, the Teras Kasi should be able to teleport anywhere on any planet, and even into space. Teras Kasi don't need to breathe and can fly around in space using their own will to fly. Teras Kasi should get their own planet too that only TKMs can go to.

Kill Person

A TKM can destroy all living matter simply with the power of their mind. A single /killperson command should instantly kill any enemy. Also they can use their powers to blow up ships in space.

Destroy Planet

They could create planets, so they should have the ability to destroy them too. This ability should be restricted though, maybe only once every 24 hours.

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Atama wrote:

Ok, since we know this all to be true, I suggest the following new abilities that TKAs can get:

Teleportation

As masters of space and time, the Teras Kasi should be able to teleport anywhere on any planet, and even into space. Teras Kasi don't need to breathe and can fly around in space using their own will to fly. Teras Kasi should get their own planet too that only TKMs can go to.

Kill Person

A TKM can destroy all living matter simply with the power of their mind. A single /killperson command should instantly kill any enemy. Also they can use their powers to blow up ships in space.

Destroy Planet

They could create planets, so they should have the ability to destroy them too. This ability should be restricted though, maybe only once every 24 hours.

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So you meen TKA's are really CSRs!?

Man you forgot the really important bit about the TK flying pigs taking down battlecruisers& been harder then a Death Star!

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Mankind00 wrote:

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Atama wrote:

Ok, since we know this all to be true, I suggest the following new abilities that TKAs can get:

Teleportation

As masters of space and time, the Teras Kasi should be able to teleport anywhere on any planet, and even into space. Teras Kasi don't need to breathe and can fly around in space using their own will to fly. Teras Kasi should get their own planet too that only TKMs can go to.

Kill Person

A TKM can destroy all living matter simply with the power of their mind. A single /killperson command should instantly kill any enemy. Also they can use their powers to blow up ships in space.

Destroy Planet

They could create planets, so they should have the ability to destroy them too. This ability should be restricted though, maybe only once every 24 hours.

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So you meen TKA's are really CSRs!?

Man you forgot the really important bit about the TK flying pigs taking down battlecruisers& been harder then a Death Star!

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isnt that the TKA EWOK

YAAAAY! I wanna be from Dragonball Z......i mean a teras kasi artist! lol

Message Edited by maGGe on 11-09-2004 09:55 AM

Heh, when I saw the title of the thread I thought you had gone off the deep end, especially since everything is linked in the FAQs

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Atama wrote:

Destroy Planet

They could create planets, so they should have the ability to destroy them too. This ability should be restricted though, maybe only once every 24 hours.

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At least this ability might help to clear up the lag I have been getting while playing the last few days good stuff

lol, destroyplanet /targ Corellia /destroyplanet....watch as the server lag cuts in half

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Atama wrote:
Kill Person

A TKM can destroy all living matter simply with the power of their mind. A single /killperson command should instantly kill any enemy. Also they can use their powers to blow up ships in space.

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I'm wondering how long it takes for people to start quoting my story as fact.