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Thread: Teras Kasi Master Vs. Neo: who would win? :)
Since Neo's Kung Fu evidently didn't extend into the real world (hence his battering in Revolutions), let's assume that a TKM is in the Matrix. He's in a pub having a quite saki, and accidently spills Neo's pint all over Trinity.
Neo asks him to step outside.
Would the black-clad and stylishly bespectacled former Mr. Anderson lay the smackdown? Or would he have is a-s-s handed to him in bowl made by scooping out Morpheus' shiny dome?
P.S. I've seen all three Matrix movies, and the first film's fight between Neo and Agent Smith in the subway is still be best chopsocky of the entire trilogy (wind-pipe crushing extension of fingers, anyone?)
P.P.S. Sorry if this is only tenously on topic.
I do not know. You want to know something funny.
When I saw Matrix Revolutions, and saw Seraph beating the crap out of everybody. I said to myself, thats what I want to be: A master pistoleer, Master TKA, and Smugler DF (cause Seraph was a rogue program who protected the Oracle)
I would say Neo. Cause he doesnt just know kung-fu. They taught him every fighting style, which to me, translates into Bruce Lee's style of Jeet Kun Do.
Plus he can fly and kite the TKA from the sky.
Neo would win because Neo knows more styles. He is basically Bruce Lee cause he is using all those styles to form his own version of Jeet Kun Do.
BTW: because of Seraph, I quit BH and i am becoming a pistoleer/TKA
Neo would totally win without even lifting a finger or flying in the air. In fact Neo could whoop on a TKM just sitting there in the bar while chatting over a nice brew. Here's the following that would kill any SWG profession... even *gasp* a jedi.
Neo: Did you know why you spilled that brew on my middle aged girlfriend who takes too long to die?
TKM: Um it was an accident dude.
Neo: Yes but you could have chose not to.
TKM: But if I had a choice I would have chose not to, and that's why it was an accident.
Neo: So you chose not to have the choice to spill the brew?
TKM: Gaaahh.... must meditate
Neo: Nothing is what it seems when one must choose to choose knowing what one will do.
TKM: So are we going to fight? I just threw on my powerboost.
Neo: I must consult the oracle on the choice I must make.
TKM: fight me you panzy!
Neo: I think I may have made my choice but did not know it.
TKM: powerboost fading.... getting sleepy... must .... log...... off.. the matrix.
Neo: Choice choice choice choice choice.
TKM: **edit**.... I'm incapped. NERF!!!!!
******* SYSTEM MESSAGE ********
You have slain yourself in hopes of escaping the ever damaging choice
Which Neo?
1) I know Kung Fu, pre 'ONE' Neo.
2) I am the one. End of Matrix 1 Neo.
3) I kick, but still loose every fight, Matrix 2 Neo.
4) I somehow forgot how to fight and can only bock with my face, Matrix 3 Neo.
vs 1 Prity much a tie. Assuming an armored dr buffed TKA.
vs 2 Neo hands down. Stopping bullets, and mastering del *.* technique,
vs 3 Neo would be winning the fight and then mysteriously run away at the end.
vs 4 Neo would get beat on for about half an hour, and finaly give up and fall over.
[Combat Log]
Neo attacks you for 640 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 742 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 702 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 920 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 732 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 706 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 643 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 842 points of damage!
Target out of range.
Neo attacks you for 502 points of damage!
Target out of range.
dizzy+KD
neo falls over
you come over (assuming your a trans) and sink you pointy claws into his neck and watch the life ebb away
i hope...