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Thread: You know you are a master tailor when...

Darkwitch
Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:32 am
#1

1) You get excited to find a 90 percent survey on fiberplast


2) you are addicted to buying hides on the bazaar because you don't know what else to buy in swg


3) you get mobbed worse than JLo as you run into the city


4) you get at least 1 marriage proposal a week from members of the opposite sex because of the clothes you make


5) you get at least 1 marriage proposal a week frommembers of the samesex because of the clothes you make


6) you pull your hair everytime someone says, 'Make me look good'


7) everyone calls your name at the local cantina


Please feel free to add your own! =)





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MASTER TAILOR
Esharra
Sun Sep 28, 2003 11:08 am
#2

You have to apologize to a customerand explain thatyour friend doesn't always run into a room and greet everyone by screaming "PANTS!".



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FloridianJen
Sun Sep 28, 2003 2:30 pm
#3

*You have to start telling people to e-mail you their orders

*You protect yourself by turning off your "Master Tailor" tag


That's all I have for now, still experiencing being a new master...lol



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Laschana
Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:17 pm
#4

Hehe Floridian those would be my two as well



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SoleilTailor
Sun Sep 28, 2003 3:35 pm
#5






Darkwitch wrote:

2) you are addicted to buying hides on the bazaar because you don't know what else to buy in swg






Hee hee! That's so true! Whenever I feel the urge to splurge, it's on resources! Lol.



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fleken
Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:04 pm
#6

*when you post lame jokes about being a master tailor*



hehe




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Valcyn
GamerG
Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:17 pm
#7

1)You cringe whenever someone says "Make me look like a Jedi."


2)Give me free stuff....... PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


pls


pllsss


seriously pls! I know I'm a male but if you give me metal bikinii I can resal it pklz!


3)Your vendor has over 300 items on it, and you still haven't finished making 2 of every schematic. But your going for the whole Noah's Ark thing.




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Nalinya
Sun Sep 28, 2003 4:36 pm
#8

Novice tailors expect you to train them, then treat you with total disrespect when you do!


Yes, I've had a bad day!


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Valcyn
Pappi
Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:04 pm
#9

what do you mean just hide? i have loads of fun buying metal/gems/fiberplast/petrochem... i can't pass up a good sale, when someone sells them at 2cpu




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BradBradley
Sun Sep 28, 2003 5:15 pm
#10

Silly me, when I saw the subject line, I thought you were going to go in a different direction entirely.


You know you're a master tailor when you catch a newscast out of Iraq,see US soldiers on screen, and your first thought is, "Tan vested jacket with a medium brown vest, tan solid-color paramilitary camos. Boy, I wish I could make those boots."




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Eisfin
Sun Sep 28, 2003 6:26 pm
#11

-- you start to go through a lot of mis-tells, and just give-up using /r alltogether


--people wants you to make all kind of different stuff, and yet they would like them in two color variation only, black/white and white/black


--your crafting droid goes on strike because you use it too much




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NatakuValentine
Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:34 pm
#12

1. You start charging 25% more for anything in black


2. You type "/afk" more than you type "/reply"


3. You've made your chat bar as small as possible.


4. You have to burst run to the bazaar in Coronet, log out, then log back in and burst run to the shuttleport to leave, just to avoid "CAN YOU MAKE ME..."


5. You accidentally send "tells" to your vendors, since they're the only characters you ever see


6. You put white-out on your monitor to cover the spot on your colors pallette where black would be.


7. You begin stuffing metal and chemicals into your real-life toolbox, hoping for a swoop helmet


8. You complain because "link-steel" gloves don't use "link-steel" aluminum


9. Your entire mind bar is black because you're terrified to go into the cantina


10. When customizing the colors for a necklace, even though you can't see it, you know exactly how it's going to turn out.





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Darkwitch
Sun Sep 28, 2003 7:36 pm
#13

hehe Brad, I caught my self doing that when I went to see Pirates of the Carribean



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