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Thread: Stormtroopers say No Means No!
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Syzygy-Gorath
Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:17 pm
#1
I don't know about you ladies, but I've got this thing for armor. Especially stormtrooper armor. So when I found myself in Kor Vella tonight I couldn't resist it—I licked a stormtrooper. Boy was that ever a mistake! It seems that the Emperor has authorized use of extreme force, as well as levying harsh fines for anyone found sexually harassing stormtroopers. I mean, I'm a fairly attractive Bothan…but he still backhanded me ((1200 point mind damage attack, no entry in the combat log)) and then fined me 6500 credits as well as reporting me to the authorities ((45 Imperial faction points lost)). My advice to you: no matter how irresistable you find those men in white, keep your tongue to yourself.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Emoters Anonymous.
(Edit: I can't spell Emperor)
Message Edited by Syzygy-Gorath on 05-01-2004 02:25 PM
NJ62
Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:19 pm
#2
Yep, it's not a joke, we thought it was a bug but it made it to live. Don't emote the stormies.
SrinKnorei
Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:26 pm
#3
hmm. i think i am going to harrass them purposely now 
/cackle
/cackle
TheNola
Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:26 pm
#4
OMG, when I first read that, I thought Syzygy-Gorath was joking. So this is true, eh? LOL! That's too funny!
I think this is a very cool feature though, how STs respond to emotes. I wonder if rebels would do the same....
Dayre
Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:29 am
#5
Very intresting...I think first thing tomorrow thinkI shall run a very scientific /noogie test 
If what you report is true it will indeed be well worth the TEF
Pappi
Wed Apr 28, 2004 1:59 am
#6
yeah... unfortunately a lot of people didn't know about it, and a few days ago some guy tricked a bunch of them into emoting his faction pet. I kicked him out the door faster than I can say "publish 8" 
Syzygy-Gorath
Wed Apr 28, 2004 5:51 am
#7
Dayre wrote:
Very intresting...I think first thing tomorrow thinkI shall run a very scientific /noogie test
If what you report is true it will indeed be well worth the TEF
No TEF. No entering combat. No armor defenses. When I said he hit me for 1200 points of mind damage, he did it through 56% Electricity/51% Base/- Stun composite (grind armor.) It didn't show up in the combat window. I think he just pimpslapped me.
Good thing I've got my mind to 1100 and I powerboosted before I licked him. 
Syzygy-Gorath
Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:58 am
#9
Rizzaka wrote:
What happens if you salute them?
I don't nkow, but after I run about 4 missions to get my Imperial faction back to 1000 I'm going to test a bunch of emotes on Black Hole troopers
Aynianu
Wed Apr 28, 2004 7:29 am
#10
im neutral so faction is meaningless to me, but i gotta try something with that 'big' one in bestine tonight, unless i can trick someone into doing it for me /grin
Syzygy-Gorath
Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:06 am
#12
Rizzaka wrote:
black hole? lol uhmm you tailor women *ARE* crazy =P
Hehe…yeah, but I feel I should point out it wasn't Eicia that licked the stormie, it was Melva. Eicia wouldn't have survived that backhand, but with Melva's abilities it wasn't that bad. I figure with the right buffs I could take about 5 of those hits before I go down for the count. I love powerboost. And brandy. And muon. And dancer buffs. And force of will.
I love powerboost. And brandy. And muon. And dancer buffs. And force of will.Edit: I hate this keyboard 
Message Edited by Syzygy-Gorath on 04-28-2004 11:07 AM
Gyopi
Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:29 am
#13
Syzygy-Gorath wrote:
I don't know about you ladies, but I've got this thing for armor. Especially stormtrooper armor. So when I found myself in Kor Vella tonight I couldn't resist it—I licked a stormtrooper. Boy was that ever a mistake! It seems that the Emporer has authorized use of extreme force, as well as levying harsh fines for anyone found sexually harassing stormtroopers. I mean, I'm a fairly attractive Bothan…but he still backhanded me ((1200 point mind damage attack, no entry in the combat log)) and then fined me 6500 credits as well as reporting me to the authorities ((45 Imperial faction points lost)). My advice to you: no matter how irresistable you find those men in white, keep your tongue to yourself.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Emoters Anonymous.
1200 point?! I would die instantly!!! I guess I won't be throwing pillows at the stormtroopers anymore since they will just toss a large bomb back!
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