Tailor Archive
Thread: Just a heads up....
bsenff
Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:55 am
#53
DrkSensei wrote:Will hunt for Hawtpants ( hey it pays better than jedi missons)
Would you hunt RANGERS for hawtpants?
If so, I'll put a 100-hawtpant bounty on Calc.
Go Team Hawtpants!
Fred_Skinner
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:14 am
#54
ALL YOUR HAWTPANTS ARE BELONG TO US
YOU ARE ONTHE WAY TO CAMOUFLAGUE
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO DANCE MAKE YOUR TIME
ASrai
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:19 am
#55
VeriBeri wrote:
*sneaks in, scans surrounding terrain, whispers to throat mic*
*bzzzzzt..click....click*
"fatduck reporting in, fatduck reporting in...brambles do you read me?"
"We read you loud and clear fatduck...go ahead"
"Infiltration complete...no unfriendlies in visible range...I think we may have a complete takeover of their base"
"Good job fatduck...destroy any HMD crates you find and egress"
"Roger that, brambles...viva la...uhm...you know....viva anyway...fatduck out"
"Godspeed fatduck"
*a series of enormous bangs followed by a shower of bits of flimsy cloth*
*Fatduck trips decoy trap* ****BOOM****
Silly Ranger, bringing a gun to a HAWTPANTS Fight!!
Fred_Skinner
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:20 am
#56
Check your ammo, you will not find any. We took them. Game over.
Owen-Lars
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:23 am
#57
Check your ammo, you will not find any. We took them. Game over.
Silly tailors dont know how uber our camo is. We have been secretly infiltrating your forum for the last 3 month now deactiviating all security, all denfenses and all all resistances! You cannot win, you WILL loose, hand over the hawtpants.
/UBERCAMO
Phenix1050
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:27 am
#59
you don't wanna mess with Rangers! Our ranks are full of Bothan Warriors. Just remember, for all you human-sized people-- your silly clothing that due to an executive decree has become unutterable happen to be around Bothan's mouths.
I'll rip those hawtpants off with my teeth....
erm. actually, male Tailors, don't fear. I haven't seen any female Bothans around lately. But you female Tailors better superglue those hawtpants to your legs, cause my teeth are sharp. Grrrr, baby....very grrrrr.
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Fred_Skinner
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:29 am
#61
We have flanked you while Calc bravely fought a skermish on your front lines. All schematics for pants now make newbie scout camo. LONG LIVE CAMOPANTS!
Vorpaks
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:31 am
#62
NJ62 wrote:
If camo worked we might be in trouble... /snicker
Alright stitch witch! That did it!
(hooks claw under n'Jessi's haw.. er.. garment)
riiiiip!
/innocent I'm sorry, was that yours?
NJ62
Wed Aug 25, 2004 11:38 am
#65
The only good pants are hawtpants.
I'd rather go nakked than wear camo pants.
Bwahahahhahahha!
I'd rather go nakked than wear camo pants.
Bwahahahhahahha!