Tailor Archive
Thread: Just a heads up....
Vorpaks
Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:31 am
#40
DiLune wrote:Ah yes, the Pebbles incident. I remember that well. Something about Calc being caught dressing his goat up in hawtpants. He's denied hawtpants ever since and Pebbles has had to go into the witness protection program...
This is pure silliness! Calc is a MASTER RANGER! He could have tracked that goat down a LONG time ago and...
Er... Viva la RATGWNIWNU!
Syzygy-Gorath
Wed Aug 25, 2004 3:52 am
#41
Vorpaks wrote:
DiLune wrote:
Ah yes, the Pebbles incident. I remember that well. Something about Calc being caught dressing his goat up in hawtpants. He's denied hawtpants ever since and Pebbles has had to go into the witness protection program...
This is pure silliness! Calc is a MASTER RANGER! He could have tracked that goat down a LONG time ago and...
Er... Viva la RATGWNIWNU!
*sets to work on a pair of bamboo hawtpants, complete with birghtly colored feathers* Paks, I'm so gonna get you on the right side of this dispute.
Hm…should I put horns on these things? 
AgreaAtodlie
Wed Aug 25, 2004 4:52 am
#42
O,o
I)I(I
....,,O.o,,.....
HAWTPANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Message Edited by AgreaAtodlie on 08-25-2004 04:53 AM
Vorpaks
Wed Aug 25, 2004 5:46 am
#43
Syzygy-Gorath wrote:
*sets to work on a pair of bamboo hawtpants, complete with birghtly colored feathers* Paks, I'm so gonna get you on the right side of this dispute.
NEVAH!!!
/whispers just one horn...
KalineLessia
Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:10 am
#44
Maybe we should start giving out free hawtpants to every ranger we see...
Owen-Lars
Wed Aug 25, 2004 6:21 am
#45
sets to work on a pair of bamboo hawtpants, complete with birghtly colored feathers
OMG!
Kashyyk Hawtpants!!!!
Who needs hawtpants? You cant beet a good old willy warmer
OnlyMaestro
Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:00 am
#48
I'd say down with hawtpants...but Ruytek might kill me.
so.../cheer for hawtpants
VeriBeri
Wed Aug 25, 2004 9:11 am
#49
*sneaks in, scans surrounding terrain, whispers to throat mic*
*bzzzzzt..click....click*
"fatduck reporting in, fatduck reporting in...brambles do you read me?"
"We read you loud and clear fatduck...go ahead"
"Infiltration complete...no unfriendlies in visible range...I think we may have a complete takeover of their base"
"Good job fatduck...destroy any HMD crates you find and egress"
"Roger that, brambles...viva la...uhm...you know....viva anyway...fatduck out"
"Godspeed fatduck"
*a series of enormous bangs followed by a shower of bits of flimsy cloth*
*bzzzzzt..click....click*
"fatduck reporting in, fatduck reporting in...brambles do you read me?"
"We read you loud and clear fatduck...go ahead"
"Infiltration complete...no unfriendlies in visible range...I think we may have a complete takeover of their base"
"Good job fatduck...destroy any HMD crates you find and egress"
"Roger that, brambles...viva la...uhm...you know....viva anyway...fatduck out"
"Godspeed fatduck"
*a series of enormous bangs followed by a shower of bits of flimsy cloth*
DrkSensei
Wed Aug 25, 2004 10:36 am
#52
Will hunt for Hawtpants ( hey it pays better than jedi missons)