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Thread: i see your schwartz is as big as mine...

Bootzislee
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:12 pm
#1

i declare this the random spaceballs quote page.

"Evil will always win because good is dumb."



"The three things that will get you through life:
Cover for me. Thats a great idea boss. It was like that when I got here!"
"The three things that will haunt you for the rest of your life:
You ruined your father. You ruined your family. And baldness is hereditary!"
-Homer Simpson to Bart Simpson
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:14 pm
#2

At last we meet for the first time for the last time.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
TatharLB
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:15 pm
#3

1, 2, 3, 4....I declare a thumb war!
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:16 pm
#4

Ludicrous Speed..... GO!!!!!




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
GanymedePharuu
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:18 pm
#5

WHAT? You went over my helmet?



cccccccccccccccccccc
Kohs V'sto
I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.

I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:20 pm
#6

No sir! I did not see you playing with your dolls again sir!




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
LTZweigg
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:20 pm
#7

"I'm Mel Brooks and I used to be funny."






Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:23 pm
#8

What's your name?


Barf!


Your full name!


Barfolomew!




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Antonnio
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:33 pm
#9

What the hell am I looking at? When does THIS happen in the movie?

Your looking at now sir... Everything that is happening now, is happening now.

What happened to then?

We passed it.

When?

Just now. This is NOW NOW.

Go back to then!

----

When will then be now...

SOON!



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Tasomo
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:42 pm
#10

"What are YOU?"


"I'm a Mog"


"What's a mog?"


"Part man, part dog...I'm my own best friend"


AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:44 pm
#11

It's the radar, sir... it's been jammed!


Raspberry... only one man would dare give me the raspberry... LONESTAR!!!




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:56 pm
#12

"You're hurting me!!!"


"Calm down! Everyone knows that Druish princesses are attracted to MONEY and POWER... and I have BOTH!!!"


"Ohh... *struggles* Ohhh... Your helmet is... so BIG!"





Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:58 pm
#13

*Diner convulses on the bar top*


"This man needs a doctor!!!!"


"What you talkin about??? THIS MAN NEEDS SOME PEPTO BISMOL!!!"





Someone feel free to finish this great scene!



Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
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