Smuggler Archive

• Due to the popularity of the "no droid" rule on Kashyyyk, BH droids will no longer work on any planet. We hope that this exciting change will put the "Hunter" into "Bounty Hunter"


• Smuggler bounties have now been added! However, BH terminals and SpyNet operatives don't know their names, either.


• Not completing a mission within a half an hour results in the BH having a bounty placed on them that Jedi can take as their new content. Dying to a Jedi now results in skill box loss for the Bounty Hunter.

Jedi

• Jedi can now take bounty missions on Bounty Hunters. Take a bounty mission from our conveniently located terminals (outside every starport, shuttleport, cantina, medical facility, and cloning center) to get a mission on a Bounty Hunter. Information given includes their name, current skill set, SAT scores, and location of their residence.


• Added tracking droids (craftable by Jedi using minimal common resources) that will help pinpoint your BH target's location. These droids will work on every planet, including Kashyyyk.

Creature Handler

• You know it's coming, don't you? You can feel it in your bones. Well, we don't want to disappoint you. Eat Hot Nerf!


• We have reduced the maximum controllable CL to 10 at Master. Your days of being effective are over.


• We have reduced the maximum number of pets that can be stored at Master to 2.


• Pets no longer obey the commands of Creature Handlers.


• The CH profession may or may not be removed entirely. We'll flip a coin the morning we patch this sucker in.

Ranger

Chef

• We've added a fun new "realistic" roleplay element to this profession. VK-666, an Imperial Stormtrooper, is suing every Chef in the universe. He claims that you have made him dependent upon your goods to be able to fight effectively, and now he is fat, lazy, and an alcoholic. Based on the Emperor's ruling in the matter, all Chefs are fined 5 million credits apiece to compensate this traumatized trooper. The money will be deducted from your accounts before you log in. If you do not have enough money in your account to pay the fine, your homes and belongings will be confiscated.

Smuggler

• We've adjusted the loot tables for the new slicing tools so the frequency of the lower-tier tools will be more common. However, all tools will now be found on Super Battle Droids in order to encourage the Smuggler to join a group and learn some teamwork. We hate solo players.


• VK-666 is also suing Smugglers for making him addicted to Booster Blue. See the Chef changes for details.

Ranger

• (What? You're still here?)

Image Designer

• You now have the ability to increase the bust size of female Twi'lek dancers. We think they're hawt, and bigger is better, right?

Dancer

• All Dancers must now be hawt female Twi'leks.

/changeShorts

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AngusMacGregor wrote:

Creature Handler

• Pets no longer obey the commands of Creature Handlers.

hahaha

Chef

• We've added a fun new "realistic" roleplay element to this profession. VK-666, an Imperial Stormtrooper, is suing every Chef in the universe. He claims that you have made him dependent upon your goods to be able to fight effectively, and now he is fat, lazy, and an alcoholic. Based on the Emperor's ruling in the matter, all Chefs are fined 5 million credits apiece to compensate this traumatized trooper. The money will be deducted from your accounts before you log in. If you do not have enough money in your account to pay the fine, your homes and belongings will be confiscated.

hahahaha

Ranger

• (What? You're still here?)

hahahahhahahaha

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ahhh... i'm glad we can laugh at such a sad state of affairs ...

A toast to you Angus,

a deep belly laugh every visit to these "pub. 20 patch notes", hehehe.

former chef and doc...........lol

Message Edited by 4TI2D on 07-08-2005 07:40 PM

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AngusMacGregor wrote:

Ranger

You forgot...

Since players can no longer predict which skill sets will be useful from patch to patch we are offering one full respec each week from this point forward.

OMG...LOL

Great stuff.