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Thread: Even more Publish 20 Patch Notes!

AngusMacGregor
Sat Jul 09, 2005 7:15 am
#14

If I bring a smile to the lips of the oppressed, then my mission in life is complete...



... and there's a lot of oppressed people in this game.






"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
WesBelden
Sat Jul 09, 2005 8:36 am
#15

/pays for an ID to give Yimaz breasts



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WesBelden the last Smuggler Correspondent.
Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
Nemo0
Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:43 am
#16

Nice one!



Lythender Nirou
Crazy Bothan


Noghrilover
Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:45 am
#17






AngusMacGregor wrote:

Bounty Hunter


  • Due to the popularity of the "no droid" rule on Kashyyyk, BH droids will no longer work on any planet. We hope that this exciting change will put the "Hunter" into "Bounty Hunter"

  • Smuggler bounties have now been added! However, BH terminals and SpyNet operatives don't know their names, either.

  • Not completing a mission within a half an hour results in the BH having a bounty placed on them that Jedi can take as their new content. Dying to a Jedi now results in skill box loss for the Bounty Hunter.

Jedi



  • Jedi can now take bounty missions on Bounty Hunters. Take a bounty mission from our conveniently located terminals (outside every starport, shuttleport, cantina, medical facility, and cloning center) to get a mission on a Bounty Hunter. Information given includes their name, current skill set, SAT scores, and location of their residence.

  • Added tracking droids (craftable by Jedi using minimal common resources) that will help pinpoint your BH target's location. These droids will work on every planet, including Kashyyyk.

Creature Handler



  • You know it's coming, don't you? You can feel it in your bones. Well, we don't want to disappoint you. Eat Hot Nerf!

  • We have reduced the maximum controllable CL to 10 at Master. Your days of being effective are over.

  • We have reduced the maximum number of pets that can be stored at Master to 2.

  • Pets no longer obey the commands of Creature Handlers.

  • The CH profession may or may not be removed entirely. We'll flip a coin the morning we patch this sucker in.

Ranger




Chef



  • We've added a fun new "realistic" roleplay element to this profession. VK-666, an Imperial Stormtrooper, is suing every Chef in the universe. He claims that you have made him dependent upon your goods to be able to fight effectively, and now he is fat, lazy, and an alcoholic. Based on the Emperor's ruling in the matter, all Chefs are fined 5 million credits apiece to compensate this traumatized trooper. The money will be deducted from your accounts before you log in. If you do not have enough money in your account to pay the fine, your homes and belongings will be confiscated.

Smuggler



  • We've adjusted the loot tables for the new slicing tools so the frequency of the lower-tier tools will be more common. However, all tools will now be found on Super Battle Droids in order to encourage the Smuggler to join a group and learn some teamwork. We hate solo players.

  • VK-666 is also suing Smugglers for making him addicted to Booster Blue. See the Chef changes for details.

Ranger




  • (What? You're still here?)

Image Designer



  • You now have the ability to increase the bust size of female Twi'lek dancers. We think they're hawt, and bigger is better, right?

Dancer



  • All Dancers must now be hawt female Twi'leks.







Cry time



~Scnigey Wesley~
Master Bounty Hunter/Master Ranger
Chilastra
SWG:JTL Alpha Tester

BioEngine
Sat Jul 09, 2005 9:51 am
#18






WesBelden wrote:





AngusMacGregor wrote:

Ranger




That bit alone made me burst out laughing, stop suddenly, ponder and then do my sad panda impression



I would laugh as well, but /respec had tempted me so many times I am slightly ashamed.




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Stamina
LM
Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:25 am
#19

lol


LOL!


ROFL!


Whew...


LOL!


*tries to stop to catch breath*


Whew. Ok, if I get the hiccups it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!


ROFL...


>hic<


Damn...



Lilac Moon

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StolenDiagram
Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:28 am
#20


Come on people, enough beating the dead horse.


The Jedi get their first decent publish after months of nerfs and you're literally at their throats. Last month, we saw the force healing nerfs which destroyed the Jedi's ability to tank, this month brings us the BH/Jedi TEF which prevents the entering of houses (never an exploit, just a defensive trick). Yes we lose our group vis, but it was only a matter of time before that one came about - many padawans would stop earning xp from fear of being hunted at a time when they had a cat in hell's chance of defending themselves. This removal of Jedi names from the terminal is a perfectly good idea, and its only been implemented to prevent gank squads as you don't need one anymore to take a jedi down. A master BH who knows what he is doing will be more than a challenge for a Knight.

AngusMacGregor
Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:30 am
#21






StolenDiagram wrote:


Come on people, enough beating the dead horse.


The Jedi get their first decent publish after months of nerfs and you're literally at their throats. Last month, we saw the force healing nerfs which destroyed the Jedi's ability to tank, this month brings us the BH/Jedi TEF which prevents the entering of houses (never an exploit, just a defensive trick). Yes we lose our group vis, but it was only a matter of time before that one came about - many padawans would stop earning xp from fear of being hunted at a time when they had a cat in hell's chance of defending themselves. This removal of Jedi names from the terminal is a perfectly good idea, and its only been implemented to prevent gank squads as you don't need one anymore to take a jedi down. A master BH who knows what he is doing will be more than a challenge for a Knight.





And this, my friends, is a prime example of someone who is completely devoid of a sense of humor.




"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
DarthHommie
Sat Jul 09, 2005 10:30 am
#22

/spitsbeeralloverscreen


ROFL, that was great!





Heres the "Small, Very Vocal Group" Who are complaining, just on the Ahazi galaxy. All these people, they are the community, but to you they are corporate casualties. In alphabetical Order:
Abaddon, Abof, Adigae, Adiya, Adlough, Aedyl, Aerga, Aiream, Akov, Anov, Arll, Aukeldas, Awasi, Azrrael, Bate-Aki, BH171, BlackPawn, Bodrick, Booomer, Bronte, Bubbbaaa, Bull-Moose, Casey, Cerebus, Clevland, Clopex, Coban, Crbastian, CrizDark, Dawggy Style, Delask, Digital, Dyveko, Earl, Edah, Eoton, Esrek, Eternal, Evasra, Ewotane, Gooney, Grarlr, Greyce, Gwibo, Hazor, Herb'zta, -Hex-, Htiek, Ikief, Ioneahi, Ipfeki, Iwosi, Jabysca, Jamila, Jendsu, Jene'Vieve, Jitsu, Jokerbacca, Jonah, Kalle, Keyan, Kieron, Kivrin, Kiyoma, Koltt, Korax, Krys, Kufu, Lan, Left, Len, Levoyan, LiongTsiaso, Lewi, Lycids, Lynara, Magan, Mallize, Missee, Nakasi, Neijon, Nique, Obitus, Ob'Juan, Ohesyry, Oropher, Paying, Peachy, Pogab, Ralph, Rikster, Rishton, Rommelrommel, Sancho, Saphyra, Scipione, Seib, SemperFi, Seph, Shadowkai, Shio, Shralo, Skitz, Slyvu, Soapflake, Staffin, Starwolf, Stealthkilla, Stray, Syanpse, Tark, Tazz, Tem, TexasLord, Thille, Ticom, Tonak, Totenkopf, Valius, Vegan, Vegitaa, Veodyk, Vineares, Vorago, Vrokk, Wasgij, Wifflesnap, Wiskussizz, Wuggy, XIII, Xineohp, Zadie, Zanti, Zark, Zebral, Zenith
Utumno
Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:23 pm
#23

eh heh heh heh..... Its funny cause its true... Or maybe thats whats making me cry...
raldurrm
Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:41 pm
#24

rofl... nice...



---c_______)____m__................
....(___)_______).........\..............................O Jedi
...´______/....Milton......................................
../_:7\.O/...Bounteh Huntah..................Tron
/__/.....I can Dance all day...........Rangah For Hire
Cryos_Merovingian
Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:11 pm
#25



WesBelden wrote:


AngusMacGregor wrote:

Ranger


That bit alone made me burst out laughing, stop suddenly, ponder and then do my sad panda impression


That pretty much sums up my reaction to.



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CRYOS MEROVINGIAN
Elder Ranger

Creaturetaimer
Sat Jul 09, 2005 3:31 pm
#26






AngusMacGregor wrote:

Bounty Hunter


  • Due to the popularity of the "no droid" rule on Kashyyyk, BH droids will no longer work on any planet. We hope that this exciting change will put the "Hunter" into "Bounty Hunter"

  • Smuggler bounties have now been added! However, BH terminals and SpyNet operatives don't know their names, either.

  • Not completing a mission within a half an hour results in the BH having a bounty placed on them that Jedi can take as their new content. Dying to a Jedi now results in skill box loss for the Bounty Hunter.

Jedi



  • Jedi can now take bounty missions on Bounty Hunters. Take a bounty mission from our conveniently located terminals (outside every starport, shuttleport, cantina, medical facility, and cloning center) to get a mission on a Bounty Hunter. Information given includes their name, current skill set, SAT scores, and location of their residence.

  • Added tracking droids (craftable by Jedi using minimal common resources) that will help pinpoint your BH target's location. These droids will work on every planet, including Kashyyyk.

Creature Handler



  • You know it's coming, don't you? You can feel it in your bones. Well, we don't want to disappoint you. Eat Hot Nerf!

  • We have reduced the maximum controllable CL to 10 at Master. Your days of being effective are over.

  • We have reduced the maximum number of pets that can be stored at Master to 2.

  • Pets no longer obey the commands of Creature Handlers.

  • The CH profession may or may not be removed entirely. We'll flip a coin the morning we patch this sucker in.

Ranger




Chef



  • We've added a fun new "realistic" roleplay element to this profession. VK-666, an Imperial Stormtrooper, is suing every Chef in the universe. He claims that you have made him dependent upon your goods to be able to fight effectively, and now he is fat, lazy, and an alcoholic. Based on the Emperor's ruling in the matter, all Chefs are fined 5 million credits apiece to compensate this traumatized trooper. The money will be deducted from your accounts before you log in. If you do not have enough money in your account to pay the fine, your homes and belongings will be confiscated.

Smuggler



  • We've adjusted the loot tables for the new slicing tools so the frequency of the lower-tier tools will be more common. However, all tools will now be found on Super Battle Droids in order to encourage the Smuggler to join a group and learn some teamwork. We hate solo players.

  • VK-666 is also suing Smugglers for making him addicted to Booster Blue. See the Chef changes for details.

Ranger




  • (What? You're still here?)

Image Designer



  • You now have the ability to increase the bust size of female Twi'lek dancers. We think they're hawt, and bigger is better, right?

Dancer



  • All Dancers must now be hawt female Twi'leks.








ITS THERE ITS JUST CAMOED!!!!(the denial has finnaly set in)

/lamo

Message Edited by Creaturetaimer on 07-09-2005 05:32 PM



Galik A. (main)- Master CH (Ret.) and Master Ranger, Master Bounty Hunter
Blowfin A. (craftbot with a soul)- Master BE and working on (Undecided)

"Once i handed a man a compass i was leaving in the woods alone to see if he could make it back to town. He told me "This compass doesn't work!!", and i replied "so?" "
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