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Thread: Let us craft fine bordello furniture!

SpinningCloud
Mon Jan 17, 2005 7:11 pm
#1


I mean really, you've made us drug manufacturers, crafters of fine gambling tables and crystal frog-bowls, and black-market engineers.


Why not pimps and madaams? Let us craft fine bordello furniture, naked lady paintings and NPC sex vendors!


But please, get rid of the title 'Smuggler', we don't smuggler.





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Polarbear868
Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:42 pm
#2

I'm waiting for the day when I log in and look at my smuggler trees and see that they've replaced them with artisan.



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Zeon_Zaku
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:24 am
#3






SpinningCloud wrote:


I mean really, you've made us drug manufacturers, crafters of fine gambling tables and crystal frog-bowls, and black-market engineers.


Why not pimps and madaams? Let us craft fine bordello furniture, naked lady paintings and NPC sex vendors!


But please, get rid of the title 'Smuggler', we don't smuggler.







Hey, I'm all for the naked lady picture and prostitute vendors. Sounds fun to me.
A Smuggler needs his companion, after all. It gets lonely in space...

Message Edited by Zeon_Zaku on 01-17-2005 11:25 PM



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yimaz
Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:09 am
#4






SpinningCloud wrote:


I mean really, you've made us drug manufacturers, crafters of fine gambling tables and crystal frog-bowls, and black-market engineers.


Why not pimps and madaams? Let us craft fine bordello furniture, naked lady paintings and NPC sex vendors!


But please, get rid of the title 'Smuggler', we don't smuggler.








Could someone please craft me a green wide brim hat, a cane with a chrome skull on the topand a sweet Lando cape in leopard skin with green fuzzy trim. Oh and some "phat" shoe's with like 6 inch platforms, because I just grinded out "pimp slap" and "ho locate" so I needs me some new cloths baaaaby!

Message Edited by yimaz on 01-18-2005 09:20 AM



Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Daturaze
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:02 am
#5






yimaz wrote:




Could someone please craft me a green wide brim hat, a cane with a chrome skull on the topand a sweet Lando cape in leopard skin with green fuzzy trim. Oh and some "phat" shoe's with like 6 inch platforms, because I just grinded out "pimp slap" and "ho locate" so I needs me some new cloths baaaaby!


Message Edited by yimaz on 01-18-2005 09:20 AM





And don't forget the ability to craft fuzzy-dice for the landspeeder!!
yimaz
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:10 am
#6






Daturaze wrote:





yimaz wrote:




Could someone please craft me a green wide brim hat, a cane with a chrome skull on the topand a sweet Lando cape in leopard skin with green fuzzy trim. Oh and some "phat" shoe's with like 6 inch platforms, because I just grinded out "pimp slap" and "ho locate" so I needs me some new cloths baaaaby!






And don't forget the ability to craft fuzzy-dice for the landspeeder!!




I think fuzzy-dice and "bounce air shocks" are in the master box. Man I cant wait to Master the "Playa Profession", from what I hear @ master you get a cool nick name as well. I think mine will be pookie love......




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Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

egbertvanloenen
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:16 am
#7

never, EVER forget about the speeder-tuning just hand me that bright-green spray-can, and the shiny-metallic spray too bad it ain't got wheels, or i'd go for some nice 21" rims too


doubt my wife would like me being a pimp tho... unless i can hire both her and my daughter out for cash



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yimaz
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:33 am
#8






egbertvanloenen wrote:

never, EVER forget about the speeder-tuning just hand me that bright-green spray-can, and the shiny-metallic spray too bad it ain't got wheels, or i'd go for some nice 21" rims too


doubt my wife would like me being a pimp tho... unless i can hire both her and my daughter out for cash









Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Daturaze
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:38 am
#9






yimaz wrote:





Daturaze wrote:





yimaz wrote:




Could someone please craft me a green wide brim hat, a cane with a chrome skull on the topand a sweet Lando cape in leopard skin with green fuzzy trim. Oh and some "phat" shoe's with like 6 inch platforms, because I just grinded out "pimp slap" and "ho locate" so I needs me some new cloths baaaaby!






And don't forget the ability to craft fuzzy-dice for the landspeeder!!




I think fuzzy-dice and "bounce air shocks" are in the master box. Man I cant wait to Master the "Playa Profession", from what I hear @ master you get a cool nick name as well. I think mine will be pookie love......








LOL - the nickname would be cool - I'd be along the lines of "Ladies love the Lust Lizard" or maybe just L4 for short.


yimaz
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:51 am
#10






Daturaze wrote:





yimaz wrote:





Daturaze wrote:





yimaz wrote:




Could someone please craft me a green wide brim hat, a cane with a chrome skull on the topand a sweet Lando cape in leopard skin with green fuzzy trim. Oh and some "phat" shoe's with like 6 inch platforms, because I just grinded out "pimp slap" and "ho locate" so I needs me some new cloths baaaaby!






And don't forget the ability to craft fuzzy-dice for the landspeeder!!




I think fuzzy-dice and "bounce air shocks" are in the master box. Man I cant wait to Master the "Playa Profession", from what I hear @ master you get a cool nick name as well. I think mine will be pookie love......








LOL - the nickname would be cool - I'd be along the lines of "Ladies love the Lust Lizard" or maybe just L4 for short.






L4 kickin it in the hizouse, waz up playa!!




Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Obono
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:55 am
#11

Don't forget leopard skin seats in your landspeeder!



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DRWolfe
Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:59 am
#12


yimaz wrote:

Could someone please craft me a green wide brim hat, a cane with a chrome skull on the top and a sweet Lando cape in leopard skin with green fuzzy trim. Oh and some "phat" shoe's with like 6 inch platforms, because I just grinded out "pimp slap" and "ho locate" so I needs me some new cloths baaaaby!

Message Edited by yimaz on 01-18-2005 09:20 AM



Don't forget the little fish tanks in those platform shoes!



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yimaz
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:09 pm
#13






Obono wrote:
Don't forget leopard skin seats in your landspeeder!





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Message Edited by yimaz on 01-18-2005 02:10 PM



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