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Saarek

Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:46 am

I went to 3 supermarkets last night trying to look for some pie.

ALL THREE HAD NONE.

It would seems that word has spread about the goodness of pie beyond these forums and spread into the real world. Now, thanks to that, I can't get any damn pie.

No apple, no cherry, no strawberry-rhubarb, not even... OREO.

/faints

*thud*

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SmugglinZane

Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:49 am

#2

Just get Cheescake then...

It's the best pie that isn't even a pie.

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

Saarek

Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:50 am

#3

/beat_head_against_desk;

I FORGOT ABOUT THE DAMN CHEESECAKE!

Dear lord whats wrong with me...

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

egbertvanloenen

Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:55 am

#4

they still got apples, sugar, and the package needed to make cakes? the true pie-addicts know how to craft their own pies!

PS: don't forget the Pie crafting tool and a Pie crafting station for experimentation purposes!

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SmugglinZane

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:02 am

#5

egbertvanloenen wrote:

PS: don't forget the Pie crafting tool and a Pie crafting station for experimentation purposes!

Don't forget the optional pie enhancers.... Like Cool Whip!

"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114

Alpha_Bits

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:03 am

#6

Mother of god.

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Savagefirebug

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:20 am

#7

I am so very hungry now.. and still have six hours before I escape

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Arsani

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:28 am

#8

flour and sugar? No, you can just get cans of pie filling, frozen pie crusts, and of course, the Cool Whip enhancers.

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egbertvanloenen

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:29 am

#9

Alpha_Bits wrote:
Mother of god.

oooh, i don't know that ingredient... can u inform us how it tastes with several different types of pie?

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MalickRycon

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:41 am

#10

Actually, you could also join a PA, and ask one of your members to help you out. I did and my friend, Wife, has been known to make pies when just this situation occurs. She then requires me to go harvest a rare item called "lawn" which I had to purchase a specially crafted tool for. . ..

And now, back to your regularly scheduled discussion.

Badrunner

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:47 am

#11

Strange idea of pies. Personally i think you cant go wrong with a nice Beef & Onion, Steak and Ale or Chicken & Veg pie myself.

I assume in some distant part of the world pie is a desert rather than and main course

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AngusMacGregor

Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:49 am

#12

People seem to keep forgetting about the mostest absolutest bestest pie there is in the whole entire galaxy.... hai[censored] pie!

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IkarusSunblaster

Tue Jun 07, 2005 8:10 am

#13

Saarek wrote:

I went to 3 supermarkets last night trying to look for some pie.

ALL THREE HAD NONE.

It would seems that word has spread about the goodness of pie beyond these forums and spread into the real world. Now, thanks to that, I can't get any damn pie.

No apple, no cherry, no strawberry-rhubarb, not even... OREO.

/faints

*thud*

Acutally, schematics for player crafted pie can be had by studying something called a "cookbook." No artisan or chef skill points required; just the ability to follow simple directions. They taste MUCH better than vendor sold pies found in the freezing units of said vendors.

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