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Thread: Smugglers' Movie Quote Association Thread (Please Name Movie of Your Quote)
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NickHeel
Sun Feb 20, 2005 2:14 am
#1
Ok, interesting concept so stay with me on this one. It's like a word association thread only youcome up with movie quotes that are just funny 
There doesn't have to be any cohesiveness like word associations (someone says cat...next person would say dog).
There doesn't have to be any cohesiveness like word associations (someone says cat...next person would say dog).Please realize that this is all for fun and meanttobe light-hearted about the Smuggler profession. So, don't take this seriously as whining. Just having fun...which I think alot of us need after Friday's Feign Death nerfage.
If you need help finding the lines to your quote, go to imdb.com and search for your movie.On the left hand side menu, you should see "memorable quotes" which you can look through to find yourquote.You should find something...just have to look for 2 minutes and know a decent part of the line 
Try and keep it to just quotes, please,so people canread them and get a good laugh without digging through discussion If you like someone's quote, just 5 star 'em like you would a funny word in a word association thread. Same rules apply as far as posting out of context stuff...please don't do it.
If you like someone's quote, just 5 star 'em like you would a funny word in a word association thread. Same rules apply as far as posting out of context stuff...please don't do it.I'll start off with two examples that I posted in two different threads earlier:
Ghostbusters 2:
electricnomad: Listen to me!
SOETyrant: What?! Who?!
electricnomad: I, electricnomad, the Scourge of Developers, the Sorrow of Galaxies, command you.
SOETyrant: Oh! Command me, lord!
electricnomad: On a mountain ofideas in the castle ofposts I sat on a throne of documents. What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the seasonfor the revamp...
SOETyrant: Revamp?
electricnomad: Find meGreenMarine that I might live again!
Office Space:
JustG: Smugglers.
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
SOETyrant: Who arethey?
Thunderheart: You know, squirrely people,getforgottena lot.
SOETyrant: Oh, yeah.
JustG: Yeah, we can't actually find a record ofthem being a currentprofession here.
Thunderheart: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that they wereslated for deletion 2 yearsago and no one ever told them, but through some kind of glitch in thecoding department, they still get askill or two.
JustG: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
SOETyrant: Great.
Tiggs: So um,Smugglers have been let go?
JustG: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So they won't be receiving anyskills anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Thunderheart: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end
Message Edited by NickHeel on 02-21-2005 01:43 PM
Mentski
Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:36 am
#2
Mentski: Describe what Smugglers look like?
SOETyrant: What?
That's all i'm doing of that little conversation. You can guess how the rest goes.
SOETyrant: What?
That's all i'm doing of that little conversation. You can guess how the rest goes.
Message Edited by Mentski on 02-20-2005 12:36 PM
Orcajum
Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:38 am
#3
Pulp Fiction:
Vincent: It's the little differences. A lotta the same stuff shown there, we play here, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in SWG, you can buy spice on a merchant vendor. And I don't mean in a baggie either. They give you a crate of spice, like a shipment. In Coronet, you can get weapon slices at Starports. Also, you know what they call a Smuggler in SWG?
JULES: They don't call him a Smuggler?
VINCENT: No, they got the Force Ranking System there, they wouldn't know what the hell a Smuggler was.
JULES: What'd they call ‘em?
VINCENT: Slice-Monkey with Cheese.
JULES: Slice Monkey with Cheese. What'd they call a Jedi?
VINCENT: Jedi's a Jedi, but they call it 1337 Jedi.
JULES: What do they call a Squad Leader?
VINCENT: I dunno, they never designed a Squad Leader.
Vincent: It's the little differences. A lotta the same stuff shown there, we play here, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in SWG, you can buy spice on a merchant vendor. And I don't mean in a baggie either. They give you a crate of spice, like a shipment. In Coronet, you can get weapon slices at Starports. Also, you know what they call a Smuggler in SWG?
JULES: They don't call him a Smuggler?
VINCENT: No, they got the Force Ranking System there, they wouldn't know what the hell a Smuggler was.
JULES: What'd they call ‘em?
VINCENT: Slice-Monkey with Cheese.
JULES: Slice Monkey with Cheese. What'd they call a Jedi?
VINCENT: Jedi's a Jedi, but they call it 1337 Jedi.
JULES: What do they call a Squad Leader?
VINCENT: I dunno, they never designed a Squad Leader.
Message Edited by Orcajum on 02-21-2005 11:33 PM
Orcajum
Sun Feb 20, 2005 5:40 am
#4
Mentski wrote:Mentski: Describe what Smugglers look like?
SOETyrant: What?
That's all i'm doing of that little conversation. You can guess how the rest goes.Message Edited by Mentski on 02-20-2005 12:36 PM
WOW! That was nuts. You posted yours while i was in the middle of writing mine up.. great minds i guess
Orcajum
Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:00 am
#5
Ok, Can anyone else tell I'm too damn bored for my own good. Last one tonight, I promise.
Trainspotting:
Smuggler Renton: We're the lowest of the *bloody* low, the scum of the devs, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic prof that was ever coded into SWG. Some people hate the Jedi, but I don't. They're just whiners. We, on the other hand, were nerfed by whiners. We can't even pick a decent profession to be nerfed by. We are ruled by a few Uber-wannabes. It's a *lousy* state of affairs and all the faction sales in the world will not make any *gameplay* difference.
Last one tonight, I promise.Trainspotting:
Smuggler Renton: We're the lowest of the *bloody* low, the scum of the devs, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic prof that was ever coded into SWG. Some people hate the Jedi, but I don't. They're just whiners. We, on the other hand, were nerfed by whiners. We can't even pick a decent profession to be nerfed by. We are ruled by a few Uber-wannabes. It's a *lousy* state of affairs and all the faction sales in the world will not make any *gameplay* difference.
Message Edited by Orcajum on 02-21-2005 11:34 PM
cpz
Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:22 am
#6
Tyler Durden (Master Smuggler): Man, I see...the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generationslicing containers, dishing faction; slaves with white collars.Slicing has us chasing armor and guns, working jobs we hate so we can buyclamps we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised onHan Soloto believe that one day we'd all be traffikers, and gunrunners, and smugglers. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Message Edited by cpz on 02-20-2005 05:22 AM
WesBelden
Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:55 am
#8
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream -- and not make dreams your master;
If you can think -- and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools;
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings -- nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run --
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And -- which is more -- you'll be a Smuggler, my son!
Technically it's in a film, but it's also one of my favourite poems of all time. Thought I'd throw it in.
maxtheusher
Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:02 am
#9
Dev1: Why you stuck up half-witted scruffy looking ... NERF HERDER!
Smugglers: Who's Scruffy looking?
Dev2: GRWWWWOOOAAAARRRNNNNN... (my best wookiee sound)
And from the official website.... The Nerf!:
Nerfs, like certain hotshot pilots, are temperamental and cantankerous. The comparison stops there, however. These domesticated herb-eaters are raised for their delicious meat. That's a good thing because they have one of the most foul odors this side of the Galactic Core. The rangy, supple creatures have long fur covering their muscular bodies and dull, curved horns. They also tend to spit at their handlers, which probably doesn't work wonders for the dispositions of the nerf herders either.
Nononsense
Sun Feb 20, 2005 10:57 am
#10
TAPO MOOSI: O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those Jedi whiners
That do no work to-day!
WESBELDEN: What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Tapo? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to nerf, we are enow
To do our profession loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of credits.
Jabba's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Han, me-boogi, I am not covetous for Force,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my feign death;
It yearns me not if men my specials use;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet an underworld,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Jedi-land.
Jabba's balls! I would not lose so great a reward
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Tapo, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his door be open made,
And credits for a shuttle put in his bank;
We would not be nerfed in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to be nerfed with us.
This day is call'd the nerf of Smuggler.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the title of Smuggler.
He that shall stay this day, and see masterhood,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Smuggler's day.'
Then will he flash his screenshots and show his panic shot,
And say 'These moves I had on Smuggler's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
WesBelden the King, Caylin and NickHeel,
Yimaz and Tapo, Zane and Saabotage-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the smuggler teach his son;
And Smuggler's Day shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that takes his nerf with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so squeaky clean,
This day shall make him a rogue;
And gentlemen in the Jedi forum now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That were nerfed with us upon Smuggler's day.
But one ten thousand of those Jedi whiners
That do no work to-day!
WESBELDEN: What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Tapo? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to nerf, we are enow
To do our profession loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of credits.
Jabba's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Han, me-boogi, I am not covetous for Force,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my feign death;
It yearns me not if men my specials use;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet an underworld,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Jedi-land.
Jabba's balls! I would not lose so great a reward
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Tapo, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his door be open made,
And credits for a shuttle put in his bank;
We would not be nerfed in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to be nerfed with us.
This day is call'd the nerf of Smuggler.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the title of Smuggler.
He that shall stay this day, and see masterhood,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Smuggler's day.'
Then will he flash his screenshots and show his panic shot,
And say 'These moves I had on Smuggler's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
WesBelden the King, Caylin and NickHeel,
Yimaz and Tapo, Zane and Saabotage-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the smuggler teach his son;
And Smuggler's Day shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that takes his nerf with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so squeaky clean,
This day shall make him a rogue;
And gentlemen in the Jedi forum now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That were nerfed with us upon Smuggler's day.
Message Edited by Nononsense on 02-20-2005 08:00 AM
Ternque01
Sun Feb 20, 2005 11:21 am
#11
AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!! Post of the century here, hahaha
Orcajum wrote:
Vincent: It's the little differences. A lotta the same stuff shown there, we play here, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in SWG, you can buy spice on a merchant vendor. And I don't mean in a baggie either. They give you a crate of spice, like a shipment. In Coronet, you can get weapon slices at Starports. Also, you know what they call a Smuggler in SWG?
JULES: They don't call him a Smuggler?
VINCENT: No, they got the Force Ranking System there, they wouldn't know what the hell a Smuggler was.
JULES: What'd they call ‘em?
VINCENT: Slice-Monkey with Cheese.
JULES: Slice Monkey with Cheese. What'd they call a Jedi?
VINCENT: Jedi's a Jedi, but they call it 1337 Jedi.
JULES: What do they call a Squad Leader?
VINCENT: I dunno, they never designed a Squad Leader.
NickHeel
Sun Feb 20, 2005 12:59 pm
#12
Full Metal Jacket:
Gunnery Sergeant SOETyrant: Howfar are you, smuggler?
Private NickHeel: Sir, Master Smuggler, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant SOETyrant: "Master Smuggler". I didn't know theyleveled sh*t that high!
Private NickHeel: Sir, Master Smuggler, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant SOETyrant: "Master Smuggler". I didn't know theyleveled sh*t that high!
Message Edited by NickHeel on 02-20-2005 01:59 PM
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