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Thread: Smugglers' Movie Quote Association Thread (Please Name Movie of Your Quote)
psycowars wrote:
I am Jacks 10% speed slice.
LOL. Good one. I love Fight Club.
To Jedi: You want the Feign Death? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FEIGN DEATH!
Orcajum wrote:
Vincent: It's the little differences. A lotta the same stuff shown there, we play here, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in SWG, you can buy spice on a merchant vendor. And I don't mean in a baggie either. They give you a crate of spice, like a shipment. In Coronet, you can get weapon slices at Starports. Also, you know what they call a Smuggler in SWG?
JULES: They don't call him a Smuggler?
VINCENT: No, they got the Force Ranking System there, they wouldn't know what the hell a Smuggler was.
JULES: What'd they call ‘em?
VINCENT: Slice-Monkey with Cheese.
JULES: Slice Monkey with Cheese. What'd they call a Jedi?
VINCENT: Jedi's a Jedi, but they call it 1337 Jedi.
JULES: What do they call a Squad Leader?
VINCENT: I dunno, they never designed a Squad Leader.
GENIUS!
-rl
Ranger: Didn't everybody?
Dreven : No, we...got our butts kicked.
EnderUK: Thirty seconds. That's all it took to nerf us out of the game.
Dreven: We went like this, he went like that. I say to EnderUK; Where'dfiegn death go? EnderUKsays: where'd what go?
Dreven: And BH's laughing. Right over the radio, There laughing at us.
Edited kinda made it out that caylin was an idiot. I change the idiot part to myself 
Message Edited by EnderUK on 02-21-2005 06:46 AM
Billy: "Whatever it is, it ain't no Smuggler"
Predator, 1987.
NickHeel wrote:
Full Metal Jacket:
Gunnery Sergeant SOETyrant: Howfar are you, smuggler?
Private NickHeel: Sir, Master Smuggler, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant SOETyrant: "Master Smuggler". I didn't know theyleveled sh*t that high!
Message Edited by NickHeel on 02-20-2005 01:59 PM
psycowars wrote:
I am Jacks 10% speed slice.
WesBelden: Yes, he looked at me and said, "Wes," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and thedevs are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. Andslice just one for the Caylipper....I don't know where I'll be then Wes, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."
Nononsense wrote:
TAPO MOOSI: O that we now had here
But one ten thousand of those Jedi whiners
That do no work to-day!
WESBELDEN: What's he that wishes so?
My cousin Tapo? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to nerf, we are enow
To do our profession loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of credits.
Jabba's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
By Han, me-boogi, I am not covetous for Force,
Nor care I who doth feed upon my feign death;
It yearns me not if men my specials use;
Such outward things dwell not in my desires.
But if it be a sin to covet an underworld,
I am the most offending soul alive.
No, faith, my coz, wish not a man from Jedi-land.
Jabba's balls! I would not lose so great a reward
As one man more methinks would share from me
For the best hope I have. O, do not wish one more!
Rather proclaim it, Tapo, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his door be open made,
And credits for a shuttle put in his bank;
We would not be nerfed in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to be nerfed with us.
This day is call'd the nerf of Smuggler.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the title of Smuggler.
He that shall stay this day, and see masterhood,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Smuggler's day.'
Then will he flash his screenshots and show his panic shot,
And say 'These moves I had on Smuggler's day.'
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words-
WesBelden the King, Caylin and NickHeel,
Yimaz and Tapo, Zane and Saabotage-
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the smuggler teach his son;
And Smuggler's Day shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that takes his nerf with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so squeaky clean,
This day shall make him a rogue;
And gentlemen in the Jedi forum now-a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That were nerfed with us upon Smuggler's day.
Message Edited by Nononsense on 02-20-2005 08:00 AM
You stole my idea. differently edited, but i was gonna use the St Crispin's day speach for mine
Your ideas were better than mine though.
Message Edited by Eulbobo on 02-22-2005 12:13 AM
Ramsey_Lanclo wrote:
Orcajum wrote:
Vincent: It's the little differences. A lotta the same stuff shown there, we play here, but there they're a little different.
JULES: Examples?
VINCENT: Well, in SWG, you can buy spice on a merchant vendor. And I don't mean in a baggie either. They give you a crate of spice, like a shipment. In Coronet, you can get weapon slices at Starports. Also, you know what they call a Smuggler in SWG?
JULES: They don't call him a Smuggler?
VINCENT: No, they got the Force Ranking System there, they wouldn't know what the hell a Smuggler was.
JULES: What'd they call ‘em?
VINCENT: Slice-Monkey with Cheese.
JULES: Slice Monkey with Cheese. What'd they call a Jedi?
VINCENT: Jedi's a Jedi, but they call it 1337 Jedi.
JULES: What do they call a Squad Leader?
VINCENT: I dunno, they never designed a Squad Leader.
GENIUS!
QFE
Smuggler: Eat my shorts.
Dev: What was that?
Smuggler: Eat... My... Shorts.
Dev: You just bought yourself another Nerf.
Smuggler: Ooh I'm crushed.
Dev: You just bought one more.
Smuggler: Well I'm free the Publish after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
Dev: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of getting a revamp you'll come here. Are you through?
Smuggler: No.
David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was balance the game?
John Doe: Balance? Is that supposed to be funny? Creature Handlers... a disgusting profession who was way too powerful; a profession who, if you saw them on the street, you'd point it out to your friends so that they could join you in creating one; a profession who, if you saw while you were hunting, you wouldn't be able to finish your lair. After him, I picked the Smuggler, and I know you must have been secretly thanking me for that one. These were people who dedicated their lives to making money, by lying with every breath that they could muster to keep spice and sliced weapons on the streets!
David Mills: Spice?
John Doe: A Commando...
David Mills: What's spice dude? That sounds kind of hot...
John Doe: *interrupts* A Commando! So alive on the inside that they couldn't bear to go on living if they couldn't destroy everything on the outside. A Teras Kasi, a Teras Kasi Entertainer actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading Combat Medic. Only in a game this sh*tty could you even try to say that we balanced the game and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a good profession on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's fun, it's enjoyable. We tolerate it morning, noon and night. Well, not anymore. We're setting the example. What we've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.
*David Mills goes to play WoW*
Message Edited by Jackrabbit187 on 02-21-2005 12:57 PM
Dev: You want answers?
Smuggler: I think I'm entitled.
Dev: You want answers?
Smuggler:I WANT THE TRUTH
Dev: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH