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Thread: Yimaz & HotDog Strike Back....

JWing
Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:45 am
#1

I have no idea where this came from, but man it was a F-'d up dream.

I'm planning some upgrades to my condo this weekend while the wife is out of town. So one of the things I plan on doing was having some workers install 4 ceiling fans.

Well in this dream 2 dudes show up to do the work, wearing shirts that say "Yimaz" and "HotDog".

W-T-F....


Then they get done installing the fans, and charge me $30,000!!!


I woke up SOOO PISSED!!!!





...I did have "several" beers last night as well.



crazy



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SmugglinZane
Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:46 am
#2

Was Yimaz eating Pie?



If not, he was an imposter!





"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
Saarek
Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:01 am
#3

And if Hotdog wasnt telling some ignorant forum n00b to politely sod off, then it wasnt him either





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Vampiric_Hoshi
Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:06 am
#4

I think you was eating too much cheese before you went to bed... I mean if ya gonna dream about someone atleast dream of Veela!



Abandon all hope
JWing
Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:11 am
#5



Vampiric_Hoshi wrote:
I think you was eating too much cheese before you went to bed... I mean if ya gonna dream about someone atleast dream of Veela!





I agree



SYBOOTH...A Zombie stole my PANTS !!
________________Jorras Thri v lvl 31 Imperial Medic

Virrago - (9/21/2006)
[Stating that the subpar smuggling system would be pushed to LIVE]
"...and to clarify.... It would require another publish (in other words not chapter 3)"
Smugglers History - Written by the DEV'sv Imperial Holo-ReportvMerchant ~ Talus -2310 36 -2164
HOTDOG
Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:18 am
#6

You know, you can blow through 30,000 real fast. Here's some of the things I did with my half-


1. Conned Yimaz outta 10,000 of his half (something about a sick relative ).
2. Bought several Kegs of Beer and Freshed baked pies (of all varieties- yes, including pasties) for the first annual Beerpie-A-Palooza.
3. Strip Club.
4. Lost 10,000 to Yimaz in card game (I think they were marked).
5. Finally purchased RotW.
6. Spent a couple of thousand buying Jedi on Ebay then canceled those accounts.
7. $500 for a picture of Tiggs eating pie at FF.
8. Bought a 5k life size replica of R2D2 that my wife will not let me keep in the house.

/shrug


Yo, J! I noticed that you might want to have some work done in the back rooms...give us a call. SOON.






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Saarek
Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:23 am
#7






HOTDOG wrote:

You know, you can blow through 30,000 real fast. Here's some of the things I did with my half-


1. Conned Yimaz outta 10,000 of his half (something about a sick relative ).
2. Bought several Kegs of Beer and Freshed baked pies (of all varieties- yes, including pasties) for the first annual Beerpie-A-Palooza.
3. Strip Club.
4. Lost 10,000 to Yimaz in card game (I think they were marked).
5. Finally purchased RotW.
6. Spent a couple of thousand buying Jedi on Ebay then canceled those accounts.
7. $500 for a picture of Tiggs eating pie at FF.
8. Bought a 5k life size replica of R2D2 that my wife will not let me keep in the house.

/shrug


Yo, J! I noticed that you might want to have some work done in the back rooms...give us a call. SOON.






Yours too? I thought mine was the only R2-hater.





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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Alpha_Bits
Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:27 am
#8

That's not a good dream.... that sounds like something I'd dream after having pizza and orange juice for dinner.



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Saarek
Tue Jun 07, 2005 6:42 am
#9






Alpha_Bits wrote:

That's not a good dream.... that sounds like something I'd dream after having pizza and orange juice for dinner.






ROFL.


That scerws me up pretty bad too.







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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
------
S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

GanymedePharuu
Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:06 am
#10



HOTDOG wrote:
6. Spent a couple of thousand buying Jedi on Ebay then canceled those accounts.







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I wanted Smuggling for Christmas
but all i got was
<--- this stupid hat.

I am Jack's ignored profession.
Luke Skywalker is DEAD!
yimaz
Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:07 am
#11








HOTDOG wrote:

You know, you can blow through 30,000 real fast. Here's some of the things I did with my half-


1. Conned Yimaz outta 10,000 of his half (something about a sick relative ).
2. Bought several Kegs of Beer and Freshed baked pies (of all varieties- yes, including pasties) for the first annual Beerpie-A-Palooza.
3. Strip Club.
4. Lost 10,000 to Yimaz in card game (I think they were marked).
5. Finally purchased RotW.
6. Spent a couple of thousand buying Jedi on Ebay then canceled those accounts.
7. $500 for a picture of Tiggs eating pie at FF.
8. Bought a 5k life size replica of R2D2 that my wife will not let me keep in the house.

/shrug


Yo, J! I noticed that you might want to have some work done in the back rooms...give us a call. SOON.






Hmmmmmm, what would I do with 30k....


1. Buy a couple of hundred Male Jedi on E-bay and turn them into dancers in pink howtpants.

2. Buy Tevin (Hotdog for the sig impaired) a t-shirt that reads "Yim got 30k and all I got was this stupid t-shirt".

3. Buy 1 billion credits threw e-bay so I could be the richest Smuggler in game then give 1/2 to the first hot noob Zabrak chick I see.

4. spend $1000 on a pic of Veela in Hawtpants then make a million off it selling it toone of you guyson e-bay.

5. pay a bodyguard to watch my back cause Veela's B-friend will be after me for number 4.

6. Buy a 5k life size statue of the Alien from the Alien moviesand put it out on the lawnjust tofreak outmy neighbors.

7. Oh ya stip club's for sure

8. Put every jedi fanboy on a cruise to nowhere that actually goes no where.

9. Buy 10,000 (cause I have the mil from the pic of veela) SWG's accounts and make them all Smuggler so we get to call the shots for a change.

10. Take Tigg's on a whirl wind trip to paris just because....






J, cheese before bed is a no-no, I'm just glad your dream about Tevin and I was about fan installation and not...ummm...something else.





Message Edited by yimaz on 06-07-2005 10:09 AM



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WesBelden
Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:20 am
#12






yimaz wrote:








HOTDOG wrote:

You know, you can blow through 30,000 real fast. Here's some of the things I did with my half-


1. Conned Yimaz outta 10,000 of his half (something about a sick relative ).
2. Bought several Kegs of Beer and Freshed baked pies (of all varieties- yes, including pasties Good man!) for the first annual Beerpie-A-Palooza.
3. Strip Club.
4. Lost 10,000 to Yimaz in card game (I think they were marked).
5. Finally purchased RotW.
6. Spent a couple of thousand buying Jedi on Ebay then canceled those accounts.
7. $500 for a picture of Tiggs eating pie at FF.
8. Bought a 5k life size replica of R2D2 that my wife will not let me keep in the house.

/shrug


Yo, J! I noticed that you might want to have some work done in the back rooms...give us a call. SOON.






Hmmmmmm, what would I do with 30k....


1. Buy a couple of hundred Male Jedi on E-bay and turn them into dancers in pink howtpants. Your secret fantasy unveiled at last!

2. Buy Tevin (Hotdog for the sig impaired) a t-shirt that reads "Yim got 30k and all I got was this stupid t-shirt".

3. Buy 1 billion credits threw e-bay so I could be the richest Smuggler in game then give 1/2 to the first hot noob Zabrak chick I see.

4. spend $1000 on a pic of Veela in Hawtpants then make a million off it selling it toone of you guyson e-bay.

5. pay a bodyguard to watch my back cause Veela's B-friend will be after me for number 4. I think it's Veela you should be more worried about

6. Buy a 5k life size statue of the Alien from the Alien moviesand put it out on the lawnjust tofreak outmy neighbors.

7. Oh ya stip club's for sure

8. Put every jedi fanboy on a cruise to nowhere that actually goes no where.

9. Buy 10,000 (cause I have the mil from the pic of veela) SWG's accounts and make them all Smuggler so we get to call the shots for a change.

10. Take Tigg's on a whirl wind trip to paris just because....






J, cheese before bed is a no-no, I'm just glad your dream about Tevin and I was about fan installation and not...ummm...something else.






I don't see what people's problem with cheese before bed is, mad crazy dreams can be fun! ....although having said that, the last one I had scared the hell out of me



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JWing
Tue Jun 07, 2005 7:29 am
#13



WesBelden wrote:


yimaz wrote:


HOTDOG wrote:
You know, you can blow through 30,000 real fast. Here's some of the things I did with my half-
1. Conned Yimaz outta 10,000 of his half (something about a sick relative ).
2. Bought several Kegs of Beer and Freshed baked pies (of all varieties- yes, including pasties Good man!) for the first annual Beerpie-A-Palooza.
3. Strip Club.
4. Lost 10,000 to Yimaz in card game (I think they were marked).
5. Finally purchased RotW.
6. Spent a couple of thousand buying Jedi on Ebay then canceled those accounts.
7. $500 for a picture of Tiggs eating pie at FF.
8. Bought a 5k life size replica of R2D2 that my wife will not let me keep in the house.
/shrug
Yo, J! I noticed that you might want to have some work done in the back rooms...give us a call. SOON.



Hmmmmmm, what would I do with 30k....
1. Buy a couple of hundred Male Jedi on E-bay and turn them into dancers in pink howtpants. Your secret fantasy unveiled at last!
2. Buy Tevin (Hotdog for the sig impaired) a t-shirt that reads "Yim got 30k and all I got was this stupid t-shirt".
3. Buy 1 billion credits threw e-bay so I could be the richest Smuggler in game then give 1/2 to the first hot noob Zabrak chick I see.
4. spend $1000 on a pic of Veela in Hawtpants then make a million off it selling it to one of you guys on e-bay.
5. pay a bodyguard to watch my back cause Veela's B-friend will be after me for number 4. I think it's Veela you should be more worried about
6. Buy a 5k life size statue of the Alien from the Alien movies and put it out on the lawn just to freak out my neighbors.
7. Oh ya stip club's for sure
8. Put every jedi fanboy on a cruise to nowhere that actually goes no where.
9. Buy 10,000 (cause I have the mil from the pic of veela) SWG's accounts and make them all Smuggler so we get to call the shots for a change.
10. Take Tigg's on a whirl wind trip to paris just because....

J, cheese before bed is a no-no, I'm just glad your dream about Tevin and I was about fan installation and not...ummm...something else.


I don't see what people's problem with cheese before bed is, mad crazy dreams can be fun! ....although having said that, the last one I had scared the hell out of me





I knew this thread was gonna go in that direction, just wondered how long it was going to take



SYBOOTH...A Zombie stole my PANTS !!
________________Jorras Thri v lvl 31 Imperial Medic

Virrago - (9/21/2006)
[Stating that the subpar smuggling system would be pushed to LIVE]
"...and to clarify.... It would require another publish (in other words not chapter 3)"
Smugglers History - Written by the DEV'sv Imperial Holo-ReportvMerchant ~ Talus -2310 36 -2164
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