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WesBelden wrote:

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yimaz wrote:

1. Buy a couple of hundred Male Jedi on E-bay and turn them into dancers in pink howtpants. Your secret fantasy unveiled at last! shhhh! people will start to think of me as the Harvey Fierstein of the Smuggler forum!

I don't see what people's problem with cheese before bed is, mad crazy dreams can be fun! ....although having said that, the last one I had scared the hell out of me

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I hope it was not like the dream I had about you, pie and coolwhip.

[disclaimer] No I dont "swing that way"(not that there is anything wrong with it)but if you cant poke fun at yourself you cant do it to other people.

J......J,J,J,J,J......man, you got some problems....

great story though, and one funny thread!

1. Con Yim and Tev into giving me thirty grand for all the stuff they think they bought.


2. Buy as many Jedi accounts as possible, but instead of canceling them, delete the Jedi then give the accounts away for free.


3. Afterwards, mail a letter to each person I bought the accounts from, stating that the characters have been deleted and all that time they spent has been wasted.


4. Get a life-size statue of Bruce Campbell, made of cheese.


5. Track down that one ignorant CSR who told BABE's guild leader that her router was to blame when Babelon's guild hall disappeared.


6. Buy vice-grips, a welding torch, and various garden tools for when I do find that CSR.


7. Make a sequel to Napoleon Dynamite. All that would happen, would be to have him die repeatedly in increasingly interesting and more creative ways as it goes along. Then have the creator of the first one come up before the credits and appologize to everyone for even concieving that travesty.


8. Fly to North Carolina for a while.


9. Sell a rock for several grand.





Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.

And don't worry if you guys don't get someparts of that post, if you don't understand what I ment, then it likely wasn't ment for you.

Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 06-07-2005 04:57 PM

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Nicolas_Frost wrote:

In no specific order.

4. Get a life-size statue of Bruce Campbell, made of cheese.

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Ternque01 wrote:
If i had 30,000 dollars, I'd finally buy that robotic girlfriend that I saw on the internet.

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make sure to get the optional heal and massage package.