Smuggler Archive

Message Edited by CommTampers on 09-06-2005 04:23 PM

Words without deeper meaning are useless.

• Newspapers to homeless people


• Vacuums (because people need it!)


• Hoodlums (because no good city is without a pair of hoodlums)


• Aliens (They cant find there home)


• Denzil Washington (because he wants to protect a little child from stubburn mexicans) (Not being racial)


• Waffles (because Im hungry)


• Xbox 360's (Because Microsoft has nothing on me!)


• Solid Snake (Because he cant get out of Alaska alone)


• underwears (Thats pretty easy)


• toilet paper (because some people use them for forts)


• cardbored boxes ( what did I say about toilet papers?)


• candy (because nobody is happy without candy)

thats the basics hehehehhehe

Plum's because I have a banana hammok

And I thought posts I make made no sense.

I live pretty close to the netherlands.

That is the only thing you will hear from me.

I smuggle Slurpee refills...in my tummy. I fill it up, walk around the store and drink as fast as I can. Then before going up to the register to pay, I fill the cup up again. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I go to germany or poland with a truck and a trailer. Fill both with beer, and go home. You just gotta love Schengen, right?

Oh, and if any cops read this, then I'm just joking, m'kay?

Smuggling cheaper snacks into the movie theatre.

for anyone from the Uk you may have heard of a bar called Flares. Its a 70's theme bar/club and they have tons of crazy drinks. The best are massive cocktails that come in the old goldfish bowls (the big round ones). Well it was a great night and i wanted something to remember it by so come closing time i said i'm gonna steal something see if you can guess what. I grab the fish bowl whisk it up under my hoody and hold it in place with my hands in there pockets. I walk to the door never expecting to get away with it. The bouncer nods at me says g'night and i walk away.......gigling like a crazy man as i do cause i cant believe i got away with it. It now gets filled with pennys that go towards smokes

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CommTampers wrote:

I wanna hear your smuggling experiences outside of the game.

I smuggle food out of the cafeteria, all you can eat, so that I don't have to make a breakfast trip on early mornings and exhaust my meal plan..

Message Edited by CommTampers on 09-06-2005 04:23 PM

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Once apon a time in Atlantia, Georga. We were attempting to gain entrance into the Midtown music festival. While standing in line we realise, that there is no way they are gonna let us in with the cases of Rouge Dead Guy Ale, Our Samuel Smith Taddy porters. Or our Stone Creek brewery Vanilla Stout. So what we did was get out of line and say "What the H3LL are we going to do now!?!

Thats when I thaught "Why don't I just Smuggle it in?".

So I took my friends backpack and stuffed our 40 odd beers into it. Turned the backpack around backwards, put on a Jacket and got back in line. When it came time to go inside, they were about to seach me (I weigh about 150 lbs, and I had what appeared as the LARGEST belly on a skinny guy you've EVER seen.), so I flip out my pockets and pull out my cigarettes and ligher and say "I've got nothing man, nothing at all.". Instead of seaching me, he just turns to the side and lets me pass. We had cheap beer ALL NIGHT LONG!(Even expensive beer is cheap at a concert....... comparitily).

Key to all of it...... Staying calm!

:-) there, is that what the doctor ordered?

I smuggle guns from gun retailers to people who don't want to go through the backround check. They are hard on uhhh.....hunters.

Kow