Smuggler Archive
Thread: How do YOU smuggle? IRL
Saabotage wrote:
CommTampers wrote:
I wanna hear your smuggling experiences outside of the game.
I smuggle food out of the cafeteria, all you can eat, so that I don't have to make a breakfast trip on early mornings and exhaust my meal plan..
Message Edited by CommTampers on 09-06-2005 04:23 PM
Once apon a time in Atlantia, Georga. We were attempting to gain entrance into the Midtown music festival. While standing in line we realise, that there is no way they are gonna let us in with the cases of Rouge Dead Guy Ale, Our Samuel Smith Taddy porters. Or our Stone Creek brewery Vanilla Stout. So what we did was get out of line and say "What the H3LL are we going to do now!?!
Thats when I thaught "Why don't I just Smuggle it in?".
So I took my friends backpack and stuffed our 40 odd beers into it. Turned the backpack around backwards, put on a Jacket and got back in line. When it came time to go inside, they were about to seach me (I weigh about 150 lbs, and I had what appeared as the LARGEST belly on a skinny guy you've EVER seen.), so I flip out my pockets and pull out my cigarettes and ligher and say "I've got nothing man, nothing at all.". Instead of seaching me, he just turns to the side and lets me pass. We had cheap beer ALL NIGHT LONG!(Even expensive beer is cheap at a concert....... comparitily).
Key to all of it...... Staying calm!
:-) there, is that what the doctor ordered?
/applaud
I smuggled myself into a concert once.
If you've been to Colorado, you should know about Red Rocks amphitheatre. Very nice place, but you're treated like cattle for general seating concerts. This was a concert some friends and I drove 100 milesto and camped out overnight near the park to get into the concert. Long story short, I was kicked out for flipping off a security guard several hours before the concert was to start(This was in my young and stupid days, obviously, LOL). I walked to a bar for a few hours to get something to drink. I cooled my temper off there, then walked back. Would'n'cha know it, the guy I flipped off was watching the entrance and wouldn't let me in. Even though my car was still in there, plus the two friends I gave a ride to.
So I walked away and then halfway through the park to the point nearest the parking lot (This place is basically a state park with a natural amphitheater in the middle). There were still guards around the fence looking for 'unauthorized entry', though. I noticed the porta-potties had filled up early in the day and people were going outside the fenceto relieve themselves. So I crawled as near as I could to the fence without being seen, dropped my pants, stood up so the guards could see my lily-white @$$, then proceeded to climb back through the fence and enjoy the concert.
necromorteus wrote:
Trunk fulls of cheap cigarets from indiana to michagan
ohio's cheaper
Dudemanmcgee wrote:
Smuggling cheaper snacks into the movie theatre.
*remembers the good times of smuggling pop & snacks into dollar midnight movies*
gasygunslinger said:
When I was in highschool, I was a smuggler of information. I would sometimes smuggle answers too. I didn't need payment, and I even helped people I didn't really like. Just to get a silent "F-U!" to the teacher.
rofllmfao