Smuggler Archive
Thread: You know you should quit smuggling when....
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Uludil
Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:46 am
#1
SWG is taking over your real life, you´re opening you´re force sensitivity slot in your dreams, and you´ve been master smuggler forso long that you start applying your profession skills to real life situations...we´ve all been there.
Hence the purpose of this thread..now lets get a little fun going.
You know you should quit being a master smuggler when....:
1) you seriously pause for a minute at you local ATM, thinking: I wish I had some clamps!
2) you walk around in a large crowd, baffled that you don´t get any tells.
3) you get picked on in a bar, and your first immediate thought is /lowblow.
4) you travel to a foreign country and miss you language comprehension +100.
5) you are taking an important test and actually start looking in your bag for some muon gold.
6) you wake up screaming FOR @#&%´S SAKE.....IT´S RANDOM!
7) you pass a paintball store, thinking: Perhaps they´re interested in hiring me on contract.
8) you start wondering whether your can speedslice your doing-the-dishes tools.
9) you smoke some funny stuff, and set your clock timer for 600 seconds.
10) your mother in lawrings your door bell, you open the door, roll your eyes and say /feighdeath, hoping she´ll go away.
Most of them happened to me, how about you guys...feel free to continue this list.
Uludil, Master Smuggler, Eclipse
groovysplat101
Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:09 am
#3
You think about having the bodywork on your car altered so your Wookiee co-pilot has enough head-room.
You refuse to go and pick anything up from the shops, because "proper" deliver/smuggle missions won't come until JTL.
When you get into a fight at school, you calmly try and explain to your opponant that you can't fight yet, because you won't have any extra unarmed skills until after the revamp.
You buy a new jacket because of all the cool hidden pockets all over the inside.
When going into a shop brandishing a loyalty card, you demandyour 10% reduction from Underworld I.
You get bored, so you start experimenting with the stuff on the spice rack.
WayneInAustin
Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:12 am
#4
.......When you feel nauseous, you drop to one knew and say "/puke", then tell your wife not to worry because you'll be fine in three minutes.
WillburWright
Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:18 am
#5
When you can't smuggle!!! 
Hmmm.... When you try to speed slice your micro processor but you get damage.
When you cross out the Hawaiian and replacce it with Muon on a box of Hawaiian Gold Pineapples.
yimaz
Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:28 am
#6
You don't understand why you can't get 100 items in your backpack but can fit them in your car.
JacobKell
Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:52 am
#7
when you have problems in real life and start blaming them on the constant nerfs
Uludil
Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:02 am
#8
Lol people....those are good ones
Uludil, Master Smuggler, Eclipse
UttiniDaKilrJawa
Mon Aug 16, 2004 11:47 am
#10
You see the SmugglingDesign Documentin TH's trashcan.
Uludil
Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:00 pm
#11
Uh uh uh
I got one more
...when watching crocodile dundee and he says "that´s not a knife, THIS is a knife" and you wonder how many charges it has left
Uludil, Master Smuggler, Eclipse
MadnessLives
Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:35 pm
#13
That is similar to the reason I had to stop playing First-person-shooters!
Woke up one morning and I saw cross hairs on everything!
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