Smuggler Archive
Thread: You know you should quit smuggling when....
WranglerDekar
Thu Aug 26, 2004 1:57 pm
#14
When you run from teh cops and tell yourself "i have a 95% chance of them not catching me and me getting away!"
When you meet up with your superior officer on base and think about buying your way to colonel
You wonder how long it will take you to acquire enough radioactive materials to make your next batch of Muon in your basement laboratory
When someone promises to give you new toys to play with and actually does it without putting it off for a year
You begin to ask your local hardware store if you can buy your knives and clamps in crates because you go through them so fast.
Nicolas_Frost
Thu Aug 26, 2004 5:26 pm
#16
When your shift at work is about to end, and you say: "Alright, twenty more minutes and I can log!"
When you try to go AFK when you start getting bugged by an idiot.
When you're at work, and you tell the customer your slicing price, instead of how much it costs to rent a room.(FIVE GRAND?! YOU'RE NUTS!!)
When you rely on your good looks and boyish charm to get you out of trouble with authority.
By the way, when did we start Smuggling?
Grisal
Thu Aug 26, 2004 6:02 pm
#17
LOL I was laughing so hard my GF acually came upstairs and asked if I was on something
Silence---
Thu Aug 26, 2004 11:15 pm
#18
...When you take you airsoft gun to a friend to make it more powerful and your friend says "i cant make this gun better" and you reply "why do you need a molecular clamp?"
Bzzzz
Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:10 am
#19
I once told an upsetcustomerthat I couldn't improve his network connection because I was "all out of Flow-Analyser Nodes." 
-Zz ("Molecular Clamps" sounded a little suspect)
Planeseeker
Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:10 am
#20
You go to a jewelry store to buy your girlfriend something for her birthday, and ask if they have any Krayt pearl earrings...
Graby
Bzzzz
Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:14 am
#21
FYI - Don't ever mumble "Punch it, Chewie!" while driving if your wife is in the passenger seat. Just.. don't.
-Zz
fishbrains
Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:16 am
#22
Bzzzz wrote:
FYI - Don't ever mumble "Punch it, Chewie!" while driving if your wife is in the passenger seat. Just.. don't.
-Zz
OMG! ROFL!!! 
KefkaQ
Fri Aug 27, 2004 12:51 am
#25
Bzzzz wrote:FYI - Don't ever mumble "Punch it, Chewie!" while driving if your wife is in the passenger seat. Just.. don't.-Zz
Okay, what a great thing to read after waking up. *is DYING*
Uludil
Fri Aug 27, 2004 6:18 am
#26
Lol people those are good ones....The "punch it chewie" almost made me destroy my keyboard....choking upcoffee all over it.
aaaaahhahaaa
By the way....
...you know you should quit smuggling, when you go to the nearest airpoirt and start shouting SLICING GUNS & SELLING DRUGS and wonder why the hell, the cops arrest you.
- Uludil
Master smuggler, Eclipse