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AngusMacGregor

Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:51 am

#1

... the bartender looks at him and asks, "What'll ya have?"

The Jedi responds, "Everything."

Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-12-2005 11:52 AM

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Oblox2

Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:52 am

#2

1 everything to go please.

~ Ani'a L'o ~
Dune Sea Desperadoes

Aendracon

Tue Jul 12, 2005 8:54 am

#3

More like:

"Give me one of everything or I´ll cry so loud, you´ll get nerfed to a point where you wish you could still serve me a drink!"

Ryian Coron - Elder Smuggler

"do not assume your customers are morons. odds are they know a lot more about the situation than you do because they live with it every day. listen to them, actually listen, and take what they say into account. you might save some money, morons."

- Fernas

BluebloodUK

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:00 am

#4

AngusMacGregor wrote:

... the bartender looks at him and asks, "What'll ya have?"

The Jedi responds, "Everything."

ROFL!!

Or:

A Jedi walks into a bar....

...and cries nerf because it got past his ub3r saberblock.

ROFLMAO!!!!!11!!!!!eleventy!!11

,,,,*crickets*,,,,,

Captain Siid Vicious
Ill-fated scoundrel & long-suffering owner of Nancy the R2 unit
The reason droids aren't welcome in cantinas

They tell ya, "never hit a man with a closed fist", but it is - on occasion - hilarious.

AngusMacGregor

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:02 am

#5

Or better yet...

A Jedi walks into a bar...

... the Smuggler was smart enough to duck.

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My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

BluebloodUK

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:03 am

#6

AngusMacGregor wrote:

Or better yet...

A Jedi walks into a bar...

... the Smuggler was smart enough to duck.

You'll understand if I say I preferred mine.....

Captain Siid Vicious
Ill-fated scoundrel & long-suffering owner of Nancy the R2 unit
The reason droids aren't welcome in cantinas

They tell ya, "never hit a man with a closed fist", but it is - on occasion - hilarious.

Makris

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:05 am

#7

Jedi walks in the bar, Bartender asks "what'll you have?"

Jedi Replies, "everything".

Smuggler walks in the bar asks for a beer.

Jedi Replies, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!! MY BAR!!! LEAVEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Saarek

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:06 am

#8

AngusMacGregor wrote:

Or better yet...

A Jedi walks into a bar...

... the Smuggler was smart enough to duck.

Hah.

Nice.

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M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
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AngusMacGregor

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:06 am

#9

Didn't you read the Patch Notes? We can't have beer anymore.

Kool-Aid and crackers for j00!

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DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION

I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

SwenLaransa

Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:59 am

#10

AngusMacGregor wrote:
Didn't you read the Patch Notes? We can't have beer anymore.

Kool-Aid and crackers for j00!

So I worked in the dorm for a year, which was fun. And by fun I mean hell. Anyways, the welcoming party for new people is a party called Red (censored word for poo). It involves buying one of the garbage bins that stands about 4" tall and about $1500 worth of the cheapest vodka known to man. You take said vodka and poor it into said tub. You then take bulk kool-aid crystals and mix it in until the stuff turns red. Hence the name of the party. You then consume said concoction along with many others. Usually leads to partial nudity. And stuff.

Anyways. I don't mind kool-aid

Swen Laransa
Fish of the Force & Smuggler at Heart

Anoron
Master Shipwright & Smuggler
Ships and Jedi Resources at -387 2901 Dantooine

AngusMacGregor

Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:04 am

#11

Argh! Forum Lagging Triple Post!!!

Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-12-2005 01:08 PM

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I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

Saarek

Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:06 am

#12

TRIPPLE POST!

BURN HIM!

HERETIC!

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Kelko

Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:07 am

#13

AngusMacGregor wrote:

... the bartender looks at him and asks, "What'll ya have?"

The Jedi responds, "Everything."

The bartender gives the Jedi everything and the Jedi pays for it.

A Smuggler steps out of the shadows and hits the Jedi with concussion shot, takes everything he just payed for and leaves the bar.

Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-12-2005 11:52 AM

SWG+PUB 19+CU+NGE = Crap

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