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Checito

Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:07 am

your my hero

Vampiric_Hoshi

Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:43 am

Is that when the Jedi begins spamming that aurora animation to deliberately lag everyone in the cantina and really piss off the dancers?

Abandon all hope

Kelko

Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:46 am

#16

Vampiric_Hoshi wrote:
Is that when the Jedi begins spamming that aurora animation to deliberately lag everyone in the cantina and really piss off the dancers?

Yup, right after the concussion shot wears off.

SWG+PUB 19+CU+NGE = Crap

yimaz

Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:02 am

#17

Smuggler asks a Bounty Hunter - "How many Jedi does it take to shingle a roof?"

Bounty Hunter says - "It depends on how thin you slice them."

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Ternque01

Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:15 am

#18

Makris wrote:

Jedi walks in the bar, Bartender asks "what'll you have?"

Jedi Replies, "everything".

Smuggler walks in the bar asks for a beer.

Jedi Replies, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME!!!! MY BAR!!! LEAVEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

Hehehe. Sometimes it really feels this way.

Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.

RebMBH

Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:27 am

#19

A Jedi walks into a bar...

How did he do this AFK

Wian - Master Bounty Hunter - Master Rifleman -

Kalig Darkstar - Master Artisan - 12 Point Droid Engineer -

COTC Mall - Corellia, Crown Olympus 6350 4420

- Eclipse -

AngusMacGregor

Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:28 am

#20

Why did the Jedi walk into the bar?

Because it had a Feral Wookiee spawn.

"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R

DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION

I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

Saarek

Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:32 am

#21

AngusMacGregor wrote:

Why did the Jedi walk into the bar?

Because it had a Feral Wookiee spawn.

LOL.

Keck was slaughtering them too last night.

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M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

DarthHommie

Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:04 pm

#22

A jedi walks into a bar and starts watchinga dancer.

Asmuggler walks into a bar and watches the same dancer, who smiles at him.

The jedi screams "NERF!"

Heres the "Small, Very Vocal Group" Who are complaining, just on the Ahazi galaxy. All these people, they are the community, but to you they are corporate casualties. In alphabetical Order:
Abaddon, Abof, Adigae, Adiya, Adlough, Aedyl, Aerga, Aiream, Akov, Anov, Arll, Aukeldas, Awasi, Azrrael, Bate-Aki, BH171, BlackPawn, Bodrick, Booomer, Bronte, Bubbbaaa, Bull-Moose, Casey, Cerebus, Clevland, Clopex, Coban, Crbastian, CrizDark, Dawggy Style, Delask, Digital, Dyveko, Earl, Edah, Eoton, Esrek, Eternal, Evasra, Ewotane, Gooney, Grarlr, Greyce, Gwibo, Hazor, Herb'zta, -Hex-, Htiek, Ikief, Ioneahi, Ipfeki, Iwosi, Jabysca, Jamila, Jendsu, Jene'Vieve, Jitsu, Jokerbacca, Jonah, Kalle, Keyan, Kieron, Kivrin, Kiyoma, Koltt, Korax, Krys, Kufu, Lan, Left, Len, Levoyan, LiongTsiaso, Lewi, Lycids, Lynara, Magan, Mallize, Missee, Nakasi, Neijon, Nique, Obitus, Ob'Juan, Ohesyry, Oropher, Paying, Peachy, Pogab, Ralph, Rikster, Rishton, Rommelrommel, Sancho, Saphyra, Scipione, Seib, SemperFi, Seph, Shadowkai, Shio, Shralo, Skitz, Slyvu, Soapflake, Staffin, Starwolf, Stealthkilla, Stray, Syanpse, Tark, Tazz, Tem, TexasLord, Thille, Ticom, Tonak, Totenkopf, Valius, Vegan, Vegitaa, Veodyk, Vineares, Vorago, Vrokk, Wasgij, Wifflesnap, Wiskussizz, Wuggy, XIII, Xineohp, Zadie, Zanti, Zark, Zebral, Zenith

HaughtyElf

Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:59 pm

#23

AngusMacGregor wrote:

... the bartender looks at him and asks, "What'll ya have?"

The Jedi responds, "Everything."

Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-12-2005 11:52 AM

Wait a minute... you mean the J3d1 actually leave their house and chance getting attacked by a BH?

We Diggs The Tiggs
Col. Micte Badul, Imperial Smuggler
Master Smuggler, Master Bounty Hunter, Master Pilot
Dirty rotten scoundrel and all around swindler

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
martini in one hand, cigar in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

DathylBran

Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:34 pm

#24

looks around and says:

"You ppl can't be here! You didn't grind as long as me to be in this bar! You jou're just in this bar 'cos you want to be Jedi but can't handle it!"

Dathyl Bran

"See that above my head? That say's 'Elder' Smuggler. Okay?"

Gofan Bran
*Engineer*
vendors at -5200 -5399, Outmian Yakta, Tattooine

"Something you want? Let me know ... "

DathylBran

Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:35 pm

#25

and we all said

"P*** off jedi"

(that was a slightly drier than normal form of humour, which I feel touches on the ironic, what do you think?)

Dathyl Bran

"See that above my head? That say's 'Elder' Smuggler. Okay?"

Gofan Bran
*Engineer*
vendors at -5200 -5399, Outmian Yakta, Tattooine

"Something you want? Let me know ... "

alephen

Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:52 pm

#26

HaughtyElf wrote:

AngusMacGregor wrote:

... the bartender looks at him and asks, "What'll ya have?"

The Jedi responds, "Everything."

Message Edited by AngusMacGregor on 07-12-2005 11:52 AM

Wait a minute... you mean the J3d1 actually leave their house and chance getting attacked by a BH?

no. sadly the jedi is finished template so no BH will take his mission.

BH: refresh for a 75k mission. /yell 'i am teh 1337. i kill teh jed-eye'

Message Edited by alephen on 07-12-2005 05:54 PM

in game name is Alephen Titus

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Jedi Padawan Robe:

Designed for those who relish personal combat, these robes offer good protection with no hindrance to movement.

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