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Thread: Yearrrrgh it's been a long time since we keelhauled anyone

maxtheusher
Sun Apr 24, 2005 4:45 am
#1

Shiver me timbers.


Weshould keelhaul the person who let me into the ROTW beta without first telling me the secrets I'd be keeping would not be like the ones I kept in the JTL beta but secretsthat are in fact devouring my soul.


ugh, i just want to spill the beans so badly.


On a COMPLETELY unrelated note I know this girl, who's like the most BEAUTIFUL person you've ever seen, and with her, there's always something to do, but she talks like an Orc, and she can't walk very well.



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maxtheusher
Sun Apr 24, 2005 4:56 am
#2

while we're at it keelhaul whoever thought it was a great idea to have a blizzard in late april.



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cpz
Sun Apr 24, 2005 6:11 am
#3






maxtheusher wrote:

Shiver me timbers.


Weshould keelhaul the person who let me into the ROTW beta without first telling me the secrets I'd be keeping would not be like the ones I kept in the JTL beta but secretsthat are in fact devouring my soul.


ugh, i just want to spill the beans so badly.







Sounds interesting. Go on, spill them beans



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Ternque01
Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:22 am
#4

Do you like what you are seeing, Keck? Amazed?



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GanymedePharuu
Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:36 am
#5






cpz wrote:





maxtheusher wrote:

Shiver me timbers.


Weshould keelhaul the person who let me into the ROTW beta without first telling me the secrets I'd be keeping would not be like the ones I kept in the JTL beta but secretsthat are in fact devouring my soul.


ugh, i just want to spill the beans so badly.







Sounds interesting. Go on, spill them beans






or should we spill em fer ya?

/brandish.

Message Edited by GanymedePharuu on 04-24-2005 07:36 AM



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Ternque01
Sun Apr 24, 2005 8:18 am
#6

*Dashes at maxtheusher and puts him in an arm lock*



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DoMakk
Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:25 am
#7

Arr, perhaps just one tiny bean there, love?


/trades pouch with secret compartment for beans



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maxtheusher
Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:31 am
#8

you've got your beans there already, just takese someq creative2 thinking.



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DoMakk
Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:39 am
#9






maxtheusher wrote:
you've got your beans there already, just takese someq creative2 thinking.




*frowns at beans*


"We've got a purloined letter case here, hon. There's so many beans, we don't know which ones you mean!"


/pokes maxtheusher with mildly pointy object




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maxtheusher
Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:49 am
#10

WoW you guys are dense. I mean i've been dropping breadcrumbs down the PATH this whole time.



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cpz
Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:07 am
#11






maxtheusher wrote:
WoW you guys are dense. I mean i've been dropping breadcrumbs down the PATH this whole time.






LOL


Is it something to do with the hot Orc chick?




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BluebloodUK
Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:33 am
#12

Here's a hint, peeps: Max aint making typos....


/wink


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LordAurther
Sun Apr 24, 2005 10:38 am
#13


while we're at it keelhaul whoever thought it was a great idea to have a blizzard in late april.



That would be all the people who hate mosquito's or the bird virus.


This blazzard weather, if we are all lucky, just kiiled a large percentage of the mosquito larva.



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