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yimaz

Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:05 pm

#1

and asks the bartender:

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: nope

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: No

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: /mad No

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: /enraged NOoooo!!!

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: LOOK YOU, I DONT HAVE ANY POWER UPS AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR TOUNGE TO THE BAR!!

Smuggler: /sly got any nails?

BT: No!?

Smuggler: /pause 30................got any power ups?

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

scornnok

Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:46 pm

#2

Lol,

Thanks for defusing my temper a bit today.

Colonel Scornnok Ossovok : Master Smuggler : De'Nel, Dantooine

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Has anyone read a good book lately?

Fritz13

Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:12 pm

#3

Thanks, that almost took out my anger about the smuggler revamp delay.

WookieBounty

Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:39 pm

#4

Much needed relief very cool

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DigiDante

Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:39 pm

#5

Three smugglers walked into a bar... the fourth one was smart enough and went around it.

^.-

Selusa Secundus - Elder Smuggler - September 2003.
Sheeana Secundus - Respec Jedi - Elder Carbineer @ heart.
Raylonis Del'Rathin - Elder Chef, Dancer - Retired / Canceled July 2005.
Leader of the fallen Guild, Veil of Silence.

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yimaz

Fri Jun 04, 2004 6:46 am

#6

DigiDante wrote:
Three smugglers walked into a bar... the fourth one was smart enough and went around it.

^.-

lol, was hoping to make someone laugh, we have had a ruff few days.

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

VooDoo27

Fri Jun 04, 2004 7:03 am

#7

Careful. Don't anger him too much. BT might use his /vodkaareaspray2.

atoy fimu
~ Master Smuggler~
~ Master Pistoleer~

Intelerebel

Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:38 am

#8

Three guys walk into a bar.....A smuggler, a wookie, and a jedi.

The bartender looks at the three guys and says......"What is this, a joke?"

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Exarukun

Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:59 am

#9

3 Smugglers walked into a bar. The Dev says, "Crap, thought we had driven you all away by now."

- Xizxor Sar'ris -

Chilastra: Trophy House and Cheap Smuggling Supplies, Outside Moenia: 2316, -5740

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JiganSterling

Fri Jun 04, 2004 9:09 am

#10

3 people are walking through the tatooine desert a smuggler, a ranger, and a SOE dev

The smuggler says: "HEy guys I brought some water, in case we get thirsty walking through this desert."

The ranger says: "Hey guys I brought some food, in case we get hungry walking through the desert."

The smuggler and the ranger look over a t the dev who is carrying a car door.

The SOE dev looks at the 2 and says: "Well I thought I would bring this door, so when we get hot we can roll the window down."

Jigan Sterling
Master Smuggler/Master Commando
Smuggler Alliance Ace Pilot
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Captain of the Cha Faile
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yimaz

Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:29 am

#11

Smuggler asked a Bounty Hunter:

Smuggler: "how many Jedi does it take toshingle a roof?

Bounty Hunter: "No Idea, how many."

Smuggler: "Depends on how thin you slice them.

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Minimus

Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:44 am

#12

yimaz...

fckn ownd

Make the game more stable and playable, then go through and swing the nerf bat. - hopnasty
Kelak Burrowwood Colonel - Master Smuggler / Novice TKA

yimaz

Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:54 am

#13

Benny the Bothan and a Wendle the Wookiee are taking a needed rest room break while hunting kadoo in the woods.

Benny: Wendle it must suck having all that long matted hair, what do you do about the smell when you get wet?

Wendle:I deal with it.......................Hey Bennydoes poo stick to your fur?

Benny: Nope.

Wendle: /target Benny

/pick up traget

/wipe fuzz bottom with target.

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

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