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yimaz

Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:55 pm

#14

Any more RL transformed toSWG jokes out there? Im out atm.....

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Zendeil

Wed Jun 09, 2004 5:04 pm

#15

how do you fit 1000 durnis in a landspeeder?

/blender

how do you get them out?

/straw

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Corellia, Bria / Eclipse

Flasm

Wed Jun 09, 2004 8:44 pm

#16

Lol...

that reminds me of an old boyscout skit involving a duck asking for Grilled Cheese at a Milk Bar... and the duck was scottish....

Yea...

Acia Gokad
Imperial Master Fencer, Master Smuggler Radiant

DigiDante

Wed Jun 09, 2004 10:34 pm

#17

Zendeil wrote:
how do you fit 1000 durnis in a landspeeder?
/blender
how do you get them out?
/straw

Oh if you want to do that...

What is red bumbly and scratches at the window?
A durnie in a microwave.

What is red and silver and sits in a corner?
A durnie chewing on a razor blade.

What is red and silver and runs into the wall?
A durnie with survival knives in its eyes.

Know whats worse then 10 durnies nailed to a tree?
1 Durnie nailed to 10 trees.

Know how you unload a YT-1300 full of dead durnies?
A pitchfork

Know whats worse then that?
One of the durnies was still alive.

Know whats worse then that?
He had to eat his way out.

Know whats worse then that?
He went back for more.

Know whats different between a YT-1300 full of dead durnies and bowling balls?
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Thats just all I have off the top of my head... I wonder how many people know the original context....

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yimaz

Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:21 am

#18

DigiDante wrote:

Zendeil wrote:
Thats just all I have off the top of my head... I wonder how many people know the original context....

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

Jandel-Har

Thu Jun 10, 2004 7:35 am

#19

Ok a smuggler walks into acantina and sits down and asks the bartender for a tall glass of revamp,straight up. The bartender tells him "sorry we are all out. I have my whole staff working on other things , so check back about christmas time". The smuggler says "ok ,fine",thenpulls out his blaster and ventilates the bartender and says" nevermind,that'll do." /cracks an evil grin.

Edited for more starwarsy verbage

Message Edited by Jandel-Har on 06-10-2004 01:42 PM

Just Dak - Flurry

Big_Dan_T

Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:27 am

#20

what do you call a wookie with a car on his head?

jack

what do you call a wookie with a spade on his head?

doug

what do you call a wookie with a seagull on his head?

cliff

what do you call a wookie with no arms or legs?

a cloud

what do you can a wookie with no eyes?

no idea

what do you call a wookie with no legs or eyes?

still no idea.

hehe

Hattrix

Thu Jun 10, 2004 9:48 am

#21

A smuggler walks intothe SOE Dev pizza shop followed by a weaponsmith.

SOE Dev: What can I get for ya Mr. Smuggler?

Smuggler: Uhhhhhh

SOE Dev: Well ..... what's it gonna beMr. Smuggler?

Smuggler: Uhhhhhh

SOE Dev: Lets go Mr. Smuggler. Choose what you want!

Smuggler: Uhhhhhh

10 mins later of indecision .....

SOE Dev: Hey, Weaponsmith! Can you help this guy ahead of you?

Weaponsmith: I can't make him pick a slice ..... can you?

JohnHackworth

Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:44 am

#22

So a smuggler is zipping around Corellia in his pickup speeder (just go with it...)with his bounty hunter friend. They spy a Dev walking out in the open and offer him a lift. The Dev hops in the back of the pickup, and they set off again. Around Tyrena, a Meatlump gets a lucky shot in, the smuggler loses control of the speeder and they careen into the river. The smuggler and the bounty hunter scramble out of the speeder and swim to the bank. There is no sign of the Dev. About a minute later, the Dev appears, half-drowned and sputtering.

"What the heck happened to you?" asked the smuggler.

"The tailgate got stuck!" replied the Dev.

Er, yeah.

-Hack

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yimaz

Thu Jun 10, 2004 10:56 am

#23

Im hoping this threaddoes notbecome a dev bashing party but:

How many dev's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We are currentyhaving internaldiscussion on this topic and as soon as we know for surewe will fill you all in...........

Yimayz Samoot
Master Smuggler & Master Pilot
Captain of the Auto de fé

WayneInAustin

Thu Jun 10, 2004 2:02 pm

#24

Smuggler is walking through Corellia when he gets stopped by a Developer.

Developer asks him "Can you sneak this package through the Imps to Mos Espa?"

Smuggler says "Are you kidding? We can't smuggle!"

Developer replies "That's OK, we can't develop."

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OdiousEncounter

Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:22 pm

#25

yimaz wrote:

and asks the bartender:

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: nope

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: No

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: /mad No

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: /enraged NOoooo!!!

Smuggler: got any power up's?

BT: LOOK YOU, I DONT HAVE ANY POWER UPS AND IF YOU ASK ME AGAIN IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR TOUNGE TO THE BAR!!

Smuggler: /sly got any nails?

BT: No!?

Smuggler: /pause 30................got any power ups?

I dont get it.......

----------Auriga Starlighter----------

Jandel-Har

Thu Jun 10, 2004 3:40 pm

#26

WayneInAustin wrote:

Smuggler is walking through Corellia when he gets stopped by a Developer.

Developer asks him "Can you sneak this package through the Imps to Mos Espa?"

Smuggler says "Are you kidding? We can't smuggle!"

Developer replies "That's OK, we can't develop."

Taking a good one and making it better

Smuggler is walking through Coronet when he gets stopped by a Developer .

Dev " can you sneak this package by the Imperials adn get it to Mos Espa"

Smuggler " Hmmm, I have never actually smuggled anything before ,but I have a few Ideas on how to do it"

Dev " well let me hear them and see if I can help you decide how to do it"

Smuggler "Ok, First I thought that maybe I could make a little secret compartment in my back pack"

Dev " No thats no good"

Smuggler " Ok next I thought I could put a little secret compartment on my swoop"

Dev " No thats no good"

Smuggler " Well ok, how about I just bribe them to let me go"

Dev " *shakes head* No don't like that either"

Smuggler " well then how would you do it?"

Dev " OH! *eyes light up* I'll just put it in my droid,they can't search there anyway. I guess I don't need you"

The Developer turns and prances away.

Just Dak - Flurry

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