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Zotux

Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:39 pm

#1

Klingon bastards(SOE Devs), I'll never forgive them for what they did to my son(smuggling prof) - Cpt. James T. Kirk

Anyone else have any to add?

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sas-quatch

Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:41 pm

#2

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shfire

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:05 pm

#3

Comeon no one has put in the classic:

" You halfwit, stuckup, scruffy looking, ...NERF HEARDER!!!" Leia Organa

For all of us halfwit, stuckup, scruffy looking, nerfhearder, smugglers out there.

Dourne Cloudstryder

Elder Smuggler / Elder Pistoleer / Elder Marksman
Master CorSec Pilot
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Meraf - Master Spy
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WillburWright

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:06 pm

#4

Numerous Stargate SG-1 quotes come to mind, but one that I particularly like is:

"Is that a money back if you aren't completely alive guaruntee?"

gggggWillbur Wrightggggg A Smuggler without a cause-
gggggggggggggggggg No way to meaningfully smuggle.
gggggggggggggggggg No illegal goods to move....
gggggggggggggggggg No oppressive Empire to fight against?
gggggggggggggggggg 'Tis a sad sight to behold!
gggggggggggggggggg A Smuggler without a cause
ggggggSMUGGLERgggggg Is not a Smuggler at all!

Zotux

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:14 pm

#5

WillburWright wrote:

Numerous Stargate SG-1 quotes come to mind, but one that I particularly like is:

"Is that a money back if you aren't completely alive guaruntee?"

LOL, my altime fave SG-1 quote:

"It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to MacGyver a dialing system for the Stargate." -Sam Carter in pilot ep.

Galio Lan'Dofo
BOSS

Antonnio

Thu Jul 14, 2005 7:17 pm

#6

Leia: I would sooner kiss a wookie
Han: I can arrange that! You could USE A GOOD KISS!
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Han Solo: I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur I see a big light blur.
Luke Skywalker: There's nothing to see. I used to live here you know.
Han Solo: You're gonna die here you know. Convenient
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[A tremor knocks Leia into Solo’s arms.]
Princess Leia: Let go.
Han Solo: Shh.
Princess Leia: Let go, please.
Han Solo: Don’t get excited!
Princess Leia: Captain, being held by you isn’t quite enough to get me excited.
Han Solo: Sorry sweetheart. I haven’t got time for anything else.

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Princess Leia: I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan thinks it’s dangerous for anyone to leave the system until they’ve activated the energy shield.
Han Solo: That’s a good story. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight.
Princess Leia: I don’t know where you get you delusions, laser brain!
[Chewbacca laughs]
Han Solo: Laugh it up, fuzzball!

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Mac_Leod

Thu Jul 14, 2005 11:52 pm

#7

Zotux wrote:

WillburWright wrote:

Numerous Stargate SG-1 quotes come to mind, but one that I particularly like is:

"Is that a money back if you aren't completely alive guaruntee?"

LOL, my altime fave SG-1 quote:

"It took us 15 years and 3 super computers to MacGyver a dialing system for the Stargate." -Sam Carter in pilot ep.

One of my favorite quotes from SG-1:

O'Neill (to Carter): We brought pizza and a movie.
Teal'c: Star Wars.
O'Neill: He's seen it, eight...
Teal'c: Nine times.
O'Neill: If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be worth watching.
Carter: What? You've never seen Star Wars?
O'Neill: Well, you know me and sci-fi...

MacLeod Hunting & Freelance Cargo Delivery

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Loyal soldier of RATGWNIWNU

Shadwe

Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:19 am

#8

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Einstein

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DARTHBAYLOR

Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:19 am

#9

Gotta luv Jack O'neal , if he cant shoot em , he sarcasms those Go'auld to death ,he musta been a smuggler in another life.

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Oblox2

Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:21 am

#10

DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
Gotta luv Jack O'neal , if he cant shoot em , he sarcasms those Go'auld to death ,he musta been a smuggler in another life.

Episode playing golf through the stargate...classic.

"In the middle of my backswing!!!!"

~ Ani'a L'o ~
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DARTHBAYLOR

Fri Jul 15, 2005 2:35 am

#11

Star gate is my small patch of tv sanity of an evening before all the females(missus , daughters , their freinds)in my house hijack the tv for , holly oaks , neighbours , corry , eastenders , emerdale , the bill , etc , etc , etc , (insert boring crap here) , thats the point at which I retreat into SWG.

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Zethcas

Fri Jul 15, 2005 7:52 am

#12

I have to bring some Farscape quotes into this:

[Moya and her crew have encountered a hostile ship]

John Crichton: Have we sent the "Don't shoot, we're pathetic" transmission yet?

General Ka D'Argo: Well, now I can only speak truth, and that comes as good and bad news.
John Crichton: All right, give me the bad news first.
General Ka D'Argo: The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles (years) in a strange world.
John Crichton: What's the good news?
General Ka D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex.

[about Crichton getting turned into a statue for 80 years]
John Crichton: Humans do not live as long as Sebaceans, Hynerians or Delvians. When I get back everyone, my Dad, DK, my sisters, Cameron Diaz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer will be dead.

[said to a complaining newcomer]
John Crichton: Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack.
[slaps his own rear end]

John Crichton: That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote would come up with a better plan than that.

Captain Biallar Crais: You have no idea where we're going. We could be going around in circles.
John Crichton: We're not going in circles, nimrod, 'cause we've never been here before. We're completely lost.

Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: Crichton says he's experiencing the future.
Aeryn Sun: He can barely function in the present.

Aeryn Sun: I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.
John Crichton: Oh, we call them linebackers, or serial killers. Depends on if they're professional or amateur.

Aeryn Sun: We have a situation up here.
John Crichton: I'm sure it's not any more interesting than the one down here.
Aeryn Sun: Remember Rygel's assassination attempt? He caused it himself. His body fluids have turned explosive.
John Crichton: I stand corrected.

John Crichton: Open your ears or tentacles or whatever orifice it is you listen with.

John Crichton: Well, Well... Gilligan and Mary Ann. Or maybe you're Ginger. I'd have to see you in a Wonderbra to know.

Chiana: What if the creature's waiting?
John Crichton: Then piss it off.
Chiana: How?
John Crichton: Pretend it's me.

John Crichton: If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for?
Scorpius: Faster delivery of pizzas.

John Crichton: Haven't you read the Super Villain's Handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat.

Zhaan: I've always wondered what could be beyond height and width, depth and time.
John Crichton: Nausea.

Chiana: Distress call. Directed at us?
John Crichton: [laughing] How stupid is that?

(From one of the wierd shows)

Captain Biallar Crais: "Freeze. You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one... tough noogies. You can make ONE phone call. I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-love."

John Crichton: They spit fire? How come nobody tells me this stuff, how come nobody told me they spit fire?

John Crichton: Whoa... hell, we're screwed.
Dominar Rygel XVI: Should I disrobe so it's memorable?

John Crichton: We're gonna have a little chat. Moya must know that there's something seriously wrong with Pilot. We gotta get that thing out of him. Does she have any idea how we can do that?
Pike DRD (small droid things that service the ship): Beep.
John Crichton: You understand any of this?
Chiana: No.
John Crichton: Alright, we don't understand the R2D2 crap. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no.

John Crichton: Be nice.
Aeryn Sun: I'm not good at nice.
John Crichton: Just don't shoot her.

John Crichton: It smells like puke.
Pa'u Zotoh Zhaan: I predigested it to increase its potency.
John Crichton: It is puke.

Chiana: You can't tell when I'm lying.
Sikozu: Yes we can. We all can.
Chiana: How?
Sikozu: You open your mouth and words come out of it.

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Zethcas Khaene, Hunter since Dawn of Starsider.

Saarek

Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:04 am

#13

Farscape is my all-time favourite Space TV Drama/Comedy/Sitcom/Whatever the hell it is.

Its probably one of the funniest, most interesting, and best story-line shows I've seen in a very long time.

I urge you all to check it out.

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