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Thread: Greatest quotes ever.....

Eavik
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:10 am
#14

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." ~ They Live
Makris
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:30 am
#15

Any line from the orginal "The Office" series on the BBC should make that list. That is by far, the best show since Fawlty Towers.


Tasomo
Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:21 am
#16


There's always Office Space...


"I told those fudgepackers I liked Michael Bolton!"






"Have you ever had a bad day and somone told you it sounded like a 'case of the Mondays'?"


"No....no....heeell no. You're liable to get your ass whooped if you said something like that"






Samir: "How hard is it to say? Nainanajar. Na ee nana jar...
Michael: "At least you're not named Michael Bolton"
Samir: "If you hate him so much, why don't you just change your name?"
Michael: "Why should I?? He's the one that sucks!"

DarthHommie
Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:51 am
#17






DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
Gotta luv Jack O'neal , if he cant shoot em , he sarcasms those Go'auld to death ,he musta been a smuggler in another life.





Dam straight.



Heres the "Small, Very Vocal Group" Who are complaining, just on the Ahazi galaxy. All these people, they are the community, but to you they are corporate casualties. In alphabetical Order:
Abaddon, Abof, Adigae, Adiya, Adlough, Aedyl, Aerga, Aiream, Akov, Anov, Arll, Aukeldas, Awasi, Azrrael, Bate-Aki, BH171, BlackPawn, Bodrick, Booomer, Bronte, Bubbbaaa, Bull-Moose, Casey, Cerebus, Clevland, Clopex, Coban, Crbastian, CrizDark, Dawggy Style, Delask, Digital, Dyveko, Earl, Edah, Eoton, Esrek, Eternal, Evasra, Ewotane, Gooney, Grarlr, Greyce, Gwibo, Hazor, Herb'zta, -Hex-, Htiek, Ikief, Ioneahi, Ipfeki, Iwosi, Jabysca, Jamila, Jendsu, Jene'Vieve, Jitsu, Jokerbacca, Jonah, Kalle, Keyan, Kieron, Kivrin, Kiyoma, Koltt, Korax, Krys, Kufu, Lan, Left, Len, Levoyan, LiongTsiaso, Lewi, Lycids, Lynara, Magan, Mallize, Missee, Nakasi, Neijon, Nique, Obitus, Ob'Juan, Ohesyry, Oropher, Paying, Peachy, Pogab, Ralph, Rikster, Rishton, Rommelrommel, Sancho, Saphyra, Scipione, Seib, SemperFi, Seph, Shadowkai, Shio, Shralo, Skitz, Slyvu, Soapflake, Staffin, Starwolf, Stealthkilla, Stray, Syanpse, Tark, Tazz, Tem, TexasLord, Thille, Ticom, Tonak, Totenkopf, Valius, Vegan, Vegitaa, Veodyk, Vineares, Vorago, Vrokk, Wasgij, Wifflesnap, Wiskussizz, Wuggy, XIII, Xineohp, Zadie, Zanti, Zark, Zebral, Zenith
Zotux
Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:29 am
#18

A few more classic SG-1 quotes:




Jack: (Setting C-4 timers) Well, I guess this is the time to say something profound.......Nothing comes to mind--lets go

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Daniel: Who shot me?!?
(Jack and Teal'c exchange looks)
Jack: You were shooting up the gateroom



Sam: Did you notice anything unusual (about Daniel)?
Jack: I thought it was odd he was shooting up the gate room

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Vaselov: General O'Neill. It is an honor to meet you and may I say an even greater honor to serve under your command.
Jack: Wow, that was a load. Who are you?

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Jack O'Neill for president........He'll tell 'em all where to go!





Galio Lan'Dofo
BOSS
HaughtyElf
Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:25 pm
#19

Lou joins the cast, probably only for a few episodes or maybe as a recuring character not sure, as a Jaffa leader during the process of building a leadership for the Jaffa.

Along with Beau Bridges, as an AF General, it appears he takes over the SGC, but don't quote me.




We Diggs The Tiggs
Col. Micte Badul, Imperial Smuggler
Master Smuggler, Master Bounty Hunter, Master Pilot
Dirty rotten scoundrel and all around swindler

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
martini in one hand, cigar in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"


DarthHommie
Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:29 pm
#20






HaughtyElf wrote:
Lou joins the cast, probably only for a few episodes or maybe as a recuring character not sure, as a Jaffa leader during the process of building a leadership for the Jaffa.

Along with Beau Bridges, as an AF General, it appears he takes over the SGC, but don't quote me.





Sweet! Jack may get back out to the field! 3 hours 30 minutes!



Heres the "Small, Very Vocal Group" Who are complaining, just on the Ahazi galaxy. All these people, they are the community, but to you they are corporate casualties. In alphabetical Order:
Abaddon, Abof, Adigae, Adiya, Adlough, Aedyl, Aerga, Aiream, Akov, Anov, Arll, Aukeldas, Awasi, Azrrael, Bate-Aki, BH171, BlackPawn, Bodrick, Booomer, Bronte, Bubbbaaa, Bull-Moose, Casey, Cerebus, Clevland, Clopex, Coban, Crbastian, CrizDark, Dawggy Style, Delask, Digital, Dyveko, Earl, Edah, Eoton, Esrek, Eternal, Evasra, Ewotane, Gooney, Grarlr, Greyce, Gwibo, Hazor, Herb'zta, -Hex-, Htiek, Ikief, Ioneahi, Ipfeki, Iwosi, Jabysca, Jamila, Jendsu, Jene'Vieve, Jitsu, Jokerbacca, Jonah, Kalle, Keyan, Kieron, Kivrin, Kiyoma, Koltt, Korax, Krys, Kufu, Lan, Left, Len, Levoyan, LiongTsiaso, Lewi, Lycids, Lynara, Magan, Mallize, Missee, Nakasi, Neijon, Nique, Obitus, Ob'Juan, Ohesyry, Oropher, Paying, Peachy, Pogab, Ralph, Rikster, Rishton, Rommelrommel, Sancho, Saphyra, Scipione, Seib, SemperFi, Seph, Shadowkai, Shio, Shralo, Skitz, Slyvu, Soapflake, Staffin, Starwolf, Stealthkilla, Stray, Syanpse, Tark, Tazz, Tem, TexasLord, Thille, Ticom, Tonak, Totenkopf, Valius, Vegan, Vegitaa, Veodyk, Vineares, Vorago, Vrokk, Wasgij, Wifflesnap, Wiskussizz, Wuggy, XIII, Xineohp, Zadie, Zanti, Zark, Zebral, Zenith
HaughtyElf
Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:32 pm
#21






DarthHommie wrote:






HaughtyElf wrote:
Lou joins the cast, probably only for a few episodes or maybe as a recuring character not sure, as a Jaffa leader during the process of building a leadership for the Jaffa.

Along with Beau Bridges, as an AF General, it appears he takes over the SGC, but don't quote me.





Sweet! Jack may get back out to the field! 3 hours 30 minutes!






I said, Don't quote me....


All my knowledge is based on last weeks, sneak peak at Sci-Fi Fridays. They did alot of jumping between SG1, Atlantis and BG.







We Diggs The Tiggs
Col. Micte Badul, Imperial Smuggler
Master Smuggler, Master Bounty Hunter, Master Pilot
Dirty rotten scoundrel and all around swindler

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
martini in one hand, cigar in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO - What a Ride!"


DarthHommie
Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:34 pm
#22






HaughtyElf wrote:





DarthHommie wrote:






HaughtyElf wrote:
Lou joins the cast, probably only for a few episodes or maybe as a recuring character not sure, as a Jaffa leader during the process of building a leadership for the Jaffa.

Along with Beau Bridges, as an AF General, it appears he takes over the SGC, but don't quote me.





Sweet! Jack may get back out to the field! 3 hours 30 minutes!






I said, Don't quote me....


All my knowledge is based on last weeks, sneak peak at Sci-Fi Fridays. They did alot of jumping between SG1, Atlantis and BG.









Sorry, let my very small optimist side show..... won't happen again. I missed the sneak peek , all I've been seeing is the commercials.



Heres the "Small, Very Vocal Group" Who are complaining, just on the Ahazi galaxy. All these people, they are the community, but to you they are corporate casualties. In alphabetical Order:
Abaddon, Abof, Adigae, Adiya, Adlough, Aedyl, Aerga, Aiream, Akov, Anov, Arll, Aukeldas, Awasi, Azrrael, Bate-Aki, BH171, BlackPawn, Bodrick, Booomer, Bronte, Bubbbaaa, Bull-Moose, Casey, Cerebus, Clevland, Clopex, Coban, Crbastian, CrizDark, Dawggy Style, Delask, Digital, Dyveko, Earl, Edah, Eoton, Esrek, Eternal, Evasra, Ewotane, Gooney, Grarlr, Greyce, Gwibo, Hazor, Herb'zta, -Hex-, Htiek, Ikief, Ioneahi, Ipfeki, Iwosi, Jabysca, Jamila, Jendsu, Jene'Vieve, Jitsu, Jokerbacca, Jonah, Kalle, Keyan, Kieron, Kivrin, Kiyoma, Koltt, Korax, Krys, Kufu, Lan, Left, Len, Levoyan, LiongTsiaso, Lewi, Lycids, Lynara, Magan, Mallize, Missee, Nakasi, Neijon, Nique, Obitus, Ob'Juan, Ohesyry, Oropher, Paying, Peachy, Pogab, Ralph, Rikster, Rishton, Rommelrommel, Sancho, Saphyra, Scipione, Seib, SemperFi, Seph, Shadowkai, Shio, Shralo, Skitz, Slyvu, Soapflake, Staffin, Starwolf, Stealthkilla, Stray, Syanpse, Tark, Tazz, Tem, TexasLord, Thille, Ticom, Tonak, Totenkopf, Valius, Vegan, Vegitaa, Veodyk, Vineares, Vorago, Vrokk, Wasgij, Wifflesnap, Wiskussizz, Wuggy, XIII, Xineohp, Zadie, Zanti, Zark, Zebral, Zenith
Zotux
Fri Jul 15, 2005 3:17 pm
#23






DarthHommie wrote:






HaughtyElf wrote:
Lou joins the cast, probably only for a few episodes or maybe as a recuring character not sure, as a Jaffa leader during the process of building a leadership for the Jaffa.

Along with Beau Bridges, as an AF General, it appears he takes over the SGC, but don't quote me.





Sweet! Jack may get back out to the field! 3 hours 30 minutes!






Don't quote me either, but I've heard that Richard Dean Anderson did not sign on for this season. So other than the ocasional appearance, he may not be around at all.







Galio Lan'Dofo
BOSS
Mac_Leod
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:04 pm
#24



Zotux wrote:


DarthHommie wrote:


HaughtyElf wrote:
Lou joins the cast, probably only for a few episodes or maybe as a recuring character not sure, as a Jaffa leader during the process of building a leadership for the Jaffa.

Along with Beau Bridges, as an AF General, it appears he takes over the SGC, but don't quote me.


Sweet! Jack may get back out to the field! 3 hours 30 minutes!



Don't quote me either, but I've heard that Richard Dean Anderson did not sign on for this season. So other than the ocasional appearance, he may not be around at all.






That's right. He's going to be in two of the first three episodes this season, but don't expect to see too much more of him. And now for another quote.

Jack: Who's your pic for the cup?
(Teal'c looks confused.)
Jack: Lord Stanly's cup. Hockey...
Teal'c: I believe the Canucks of Vancouver to be superior warriors.
Jack: Canucks, eh.



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sas-quatch
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:07 pm
#25



HaughtyElf wrote:


richsharpe wrote:


MajTremor wrote:
Since I havent seen this mentioned yet....
4 hours 35 minutes till Stargate



Remember tonight we get not only StarGate, but Ben Browder from farscape joining the show as a main character. It like the best of both worlds!!!


It will get even better when Claudia shows up too....







mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

claudia

now she is like the sci-fi Lara Croft(wait...Veela would be our very own Lara Croft...isnt she kinda smugglerish)



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Zotux
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:09 pm
#26

Teal'c: I believe the Canucks of Vancouver to be superior warriors.

I actually agree with teal'c on this one. Van Canucks kick A**

(evan though I live near Toronto)




Galio Lan'Dofo
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