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Saarek

Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:02 pm

Auditions are being held in this thread for entires to "Saarek's Book of Sarcasm: And other great quotes."

Please post any quote or great reference of sarcasm that you feel should make the cut.

And yes, I will be compiling a final list in the form of a .PDF document that I'll make downloadable. Should be a good laugh.

OK... NEXT!

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Drakenya

Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:05 pm

#2

Not sacasm, but ...

...get more stick time...

(OK, That's the last time I'll clicky that)

The Few. The Proud. The Trolleone.

Drakenya - Master Smuggler / Elder Assassin / S. A. Ace Pilot
Raken - Commando / Elder Rifleman, Carbineer
Drak' - Bounty Hunter

The Original
Descrambler

Nicolas_Frost

Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:09 pm

#3

Do smartassed remarks count?

Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.

Saarek

Mon Jun 27, 2005 2:12 pm

#4

Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Do smartassed remarks count?

Aye. They do.

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

Saarek

Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:20 pm

#5

Note to self:

"/dropkick puppy;" - Swen

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"The Hawtness is my ally, and a powerful ally it is." RIP SAAREK CARVATHOS :: AUG 4, 2005
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S A A R E K "SIR WANKSALOT" C A R V A T H O S _Starsider. && _Corbantis.
M A S T E R S C O U N D R E L I AM JACK'S IGNORED PROFESSION
C O A L I T I O N O F T H E L O S T S M U G G L E R S .

AngusMacGregor

Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:31 pm

#6

I'll let all of my previous works speak for themselves. It's hard to top sarcastic perfection.

"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R

DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION

I am Jack's ignored profession.

My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.

Capt_Baobab

Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:36 pm

#7

i think my sig says it all...

R.I.P. Chenlambec 6-23-04 to 8.9.05. Rogue Wookie,Smuggler, and Go To Wookie for Radical Limb Removal.
"I was born a smuggler, and I died a smuggler, and only the spicefiends mourned my passing."
The Inimitable Capt. Baobab

fishbrains

Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:53 pm

#8

I think one of my more infamous quotes during an argument with a jedi about the FD in PvP change speaks for it's self. I know Ender liked this one

'no, you know what's more annoying? A skill that no one gave a damn about untill it got abused to hell by a bunch of phallus whielding freudians'

Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor
Master Smuggler/Master Officer Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler

NickHeel

Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:54 pm

#9

/macro

Apparently, you're as big of a d!ck on this forum as you are on every forum!

THE LEGENDARY CAPTAIN N'JOH SONIK OF ORD MANTELL

Independent Smuggler N Pilot of the Famous Sonik Rogue N Forever, The Most Legendary and Greatest Smuggler on Tarquinas

The N'Joh Sonik Saga N History of the SWG Smugglers N Detailed Kessel Run Idea

ShrekECPI

Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:56 pm

#10

If you checksome ofmy previous posts you should see some nice Smart @$$ remarks to add.

Pistoleer/TKM/MSMG(extinct) - Master Smuggler - Strong in the power of the Farce

- Alliance Soldier
Retired Smuggler's Alliance Master Pilot - Retired Crimson Phoenix Master Pilot - Havok Squad Master Pilot
Squirmy - Heavy Z
NX-1 - Longprobe
Switchblade - ARC 170
Nameless - Vaksai(drydock)
Manta-Ray - Grevious B-22
Xcetera - Heavy X- Wing
Border Runner - A-Wing

Nicolas_Frost

Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:18 pm

#11

How about a double dose of sarcasm?

Re: LAST ditch exploit in pvp

Nicolas_Frost wrote:
EnderUK wrote:
isn't it nice all these people coming in here and explain how last ditch, fiegn death and concussion work? As a smuggler I'd have no idea unless these people were around to tell me the truth of how my specials work.

I know what you mean. It leads me to think I should make a thread about Last Ditch, and see if I can get it made into a sticky.

Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.

HOTDOG

Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:47 pm

#12

One of my favorites has GOT to be from a man, name of Keck.

It was a reply to a poster saying that a Jedi revamp needed to preceed the coming Smuggler Revamp. It went like this:

"How about a suck my balls revamp."

He then preceeded to rattle on about how the revamp would be about that dude sucking his balls and whatnot. I'd copy and paste but that thread was deleted, of course. And Keckbanned for 3.

Two of my own personal quotes that I am proud of would be:

"Your Curb is looking real good" and "I can't wait to see your Wookie World"

From a little letter I wrote to seduce the devs for a revamp.

But I have a few posts that I have saved in various areas that I like. I should gather them all together....hmmmmmmm.

Also- check the Thursday threadjacks for some REALLY funny/sarcstic stuff.

TEVIN STARGUNNER | WASODO T'GADIE

Rogue | Desperado | Demolitionist Short | Dark | Handsome

LTZweigg

Mon Jun 27, 2005 6:45 pm

#13

^ the man's "Wookiee World" quote's got to make it. I damn near hurt myself when I read HOTDOGS post about putting the mack on the Devs just prior to the CU.

Also Wes' desire for a Two Year Anniversary reward: "I want a pony."

Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!

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