Smuggler Archive
Thread: Auditions being held!
DrevenStrobe
Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:16 pm
#16
AngusMacGregor wrote:
I'll let all of my previous works speak for themselves. It's hard to top sarcastic perfection.
My true masterpiece got deleted when someone decided that my "Developer's Guide to 'handling' the Smuggler Profession" was inappropriate forum etiquette...
AngusMacGregor
Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:56 am
#17
In all honesty, this forum is completely filled with sarcastic and funny little gems. Apparently the Smuggler profession seems to attract us sarcastic types. Either that, or two years of waiting to Smuggle tends to make one just a little bit insane.
Jaguarrr
Tue Jun 28, 2005 4:07 am
#18
*points at sig* We are mad, not insane.
Yes, mad.
Definitly not insane
I second that.
Quiet! I am in charge here.
Saarek
Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:06 am
#19
I'm starting to cut and paste some of the best into this thread - whenever you see "Note to self:" you'll understand.
Saarek
Tue Jun 28, 2005 11:21 am
#20
Note to self:
So here I was, getting my morning tea at the office, when I look in the fridge in the break room and lo and behold, what do I see.....PIE!!! Mmmmmm pie, I think.....but it has another departments name on it.....well, they won't mind sharing.....
I grin evilly as i make my way back to my desk, sneaking around corners so no one can see what I had done....
Mmmmmmm, smuggled pie!
- JediArashi
MISTagent01
Tue Jun 28, 2005 1:57 pm
#21
I have a ton of mine from posts past...here's my list (with a couple other people's posts, I looked at all my old posts and took a few out of there)
"Well, you DO get a bonus for that.However, the "Jedi Padawan" in your sig pretty much negates any/all bonuses for hawt, hawt accents."
"And he had a CAPE, people!!!! Don't forget the g*ddamn cape!" (On Lando)
"Nah, Yoda never tried to take out Vader....plus I think I'm classified "pre-Mustafar" Anakin...but for the love of god, "post-Tuskens" Anakin."
"Some OMFGWTFBBQROFLCOPTER noobs just don't get it I guess."
"I'm a Smuggler, there's only so much left to nerf."
"With the respec, you saw a lot of Smugglers take up MBH. You want to know why? Because we hate you. We're tired of taking a backseat to your incessant complaining about our profession, and now we can do something about it."
"I call illegal shenanigans against SOE. 10 yard penalty, repeat first down."
"I have to say, when I read the title of this thread, my first instinct was to reply as such: 'Are Smugglers a 5? Hell no! We're a 10, baby!'"
"Jeez, you make it sound like the people who have quit are DEAD."
"Well, I'm going to laugh at you guys (Jedi)...you all had it coming. You didn't think you could be totally uber forever, did you?
....oh, you did. Pity."
Ok, now on with the other people's quotes I've laughed at in recent times:
"Ctrl-1 to check my title. I know I dropped the Slicer tag, wanted to make sure I hadn't somehow substituted "Village Idiot" for it." (Gaitan)
"Han is cool, no doubts there, but Lando, hes got it all. Hes ritch, hes got class, and a hair style that would make a girl go "Woo...". He even pulls off a freak 'n cape. Im not sure if hes even a smuggler, but hell I rather be him then Han anyday." (Havok3060)
"PS- one more thing... whatever fix went in this morning/last night nerfed my two towering, muscular wookie vendors into these short almost ewok-like jokes." (SmugglinZane)
"Actually, Veela, I have to disagree with you on one point. Jedi are, like us, nothing like their canonical counterparts.
THEY'RE ALIVE" (CapnKate)
"Smuggler Revamp - 'Soon' (TM)" (SpinningCloud)
"Well, you DO get a bonus for that.However, the "Jedi Padawan" in your sig pretty much negates any/all bonuses for hawt, hawt accents."
"And he had a CAPE, people!!!! Don't forget the g*ddamn cape!" (On Lando)
"Nah, Yoda never tried to take out Vader....plus I think I'm classified "pre-Mustafar" Anakin...but for the love of god, "post-Tuskens" Anakin."
"Some OMFGWTFBBQROFLCOPTER noobs just don't get it I guess."
"I'm a Smuggler, there's only so much left to nerf."
"With the respec, you saw a lot of Smugglers take up MBH. You want to know why? Because we hate you. We're tired of taking a backseat to your incessant complaining about our profession, and now we can do something about it."
"I call illegal shenanigans against SOE. 10 yard penalty, repeat first down."
"I have to say, when I read the title of this thread, my first instinct was to reply as such: 'Are Smugglers a 5? Hell no! We're a 10, baby!'"
"Jeez, you make it sound like the people who have quit are DEAD."
"Well, I'm going to laugh at you guys (Jedi)...you all had it coming. You didn't think you could be totally uber forever, did you?
....oh, you did. Pity."
Ok, now on with the other people's quotes I've laughed at in recent times:
"Ctrl-1 to check my title. I know I dropped the Slicer tag, wanted to make sure I hadn't somehow substituted "Village Idiot" for it." (Gaitan)
"Han is cool, no doubts there, but Lando, hes got it all. Hes ritch, hes got class, and a hair style that would make a girl go "Woo...". He even pulls off a freak 'n cape. Im not sure if hes even a smuggler, but hell I rather be him then Han anyday." (Havok3060)
"PS- one more thing... whatever fix went in this morning/last night nerfed my two towering, muscular wookie vendors into these short almost ewok-like jokes." (SmugglinZane)
"Actually, Veela, I have to disagree with you on one point. Jedi are, like us, nothing like their canonical counterparts.
THEY'RE ALIVE" (CapnKate)
"Smuggler Revamp - 'Soon' (TM)" (SpinningCloud)
Saarek
Tue Jun 28, 2005 2:44 pm
#24
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Does the WhineyBitch Award count?
Heh. It does. I've found a few people who deserve the award today... oh man...
Nicolas_Frost
Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:02 pm
#25
Saarek wrote:
Nicolas_Frost wrote:
Does the WhineyBitch Award count?
Heh. It does. I've found a few people who deserve the award today... oh man...
Then by the powers vested in me, by the state of intoxication, I grant unto you, the right to give out the WhineyBitch award as you see fit. Arrise, Saarek.
Saarek
Tue Jun 28, 2005 3:20 pm
#26
SWEET!
I got a date with Veela on Thursday, AND I can give out the Whiney B!tch award!