Smuggler Archive
Thread: |||| The Smuggler's Den ||||
Ack. More Blue Milk, please!
I've got asked to slice briefcases before....
If a l337 d00d does something like that, get a fencer buddy to "slice" them!
Qoe, pulls the locked briefcase he has had since very early in the game and proceeds to bash a jawa into jawa jelly.
"See..", he throws himself back into a nearby chair and slams his fist into the table, shattering a broken view screen.
InquisitorQoe wrote:
"There is something you can do with them", Qoe says matter-of-factly from within a cloud of glitterstim smoke.."observe."
Qoe, pulls the locked briefcase he has had since very early in the game and proceeds to bash a jawa into jawa jelly.
"See..", he throws himself back into a nearby chair and slams his fist into the table, shattering a broken view screen.
What a great idea!
*gets up from his own cloud of glitterstim smoke, walks outside and proceedsto bash in the heads of the 3 N00bs begging for money out front* "Say hello to my little friend!"(refering to the briefcase)
2min later-
*kicking there dead bodys like Al Pacino in Scarface*
"there 's your credits, or new speeder or cloths or what ever your to lazy to go out and work for"
*walks back in, a justs hisbelt and jacket, wiped blood from his hands with a bar rag* "I feel much better, but what a buzz kill"
*falls back into his chair, and starts on the glitterstim again*
As the Swoop slows to a stop outside The Smuggler's Den, Athme-esh thinks to himself, 'This is my kind of place.' Stepping gracefully over the three dead novices outside the door, he readjusts his lekku and wonders what the proprietoris charging for Vasarian Brandy.
"Stay," he commands his trusty Probot, and stepps into the smoky and comfortably anonymous establishment. Noticing the modifications to the scanner at the door, he gives it a healthy fist to the side and acquires himself a Muon Gold. 'Well,' he thinks with an internal grin, 'definately my kind of place.'
Lekku flicking from side to side, Athme surveys his new hangout. The Sabacc game looks good, as does the dead Jawa expertly covering the quenker carcass. 'Professionals, here. Excellent,' he thinks. There are several holovideogame stations that look appealing as well, but the pretzels on the floor give him pause. Perhaps there was a fight, or someone got a little too involved in a discussion.
'Well, no doubt I'll find out soon enough.' With a friendly smile to each patron of The Den, Athme glides to the bar, and takes a stool.
"How much for a bottle of Brandy, son?" he asks the novice tending bar.
Walk straight to the bar and order 2 shots of VB and 1 mug of jawa beer for chaser. Shakingly grab the shots and down it fast.......aaahhhhhhh, cold sweat running down his spine, D'horse was thinking to himself "what da hell were you thinking going when you decided to enter that crystal force cave?" Clone center was not one of his most favorite place, but it's seem like D'horse is a regular there.
"can I have another shot of VB, damn the nightmare, I need to be drunk."
*Yim jerks awake like a student asleep at his desk*
Ahhh! my head iskillin me!
*thinks to himself - to much VB last night,where the hell am I? Oh the Den*
*looks down and see the dryed blood on his cloth*
/yell - Did I kill n00b's again? Hate when I cant remeber the night before....
DHorse wrote:
Is there an application for bartending for this place?
Poor noob looking for work
/loot the bartender apron from KO'd bartender and took over his job. Burst out a bottle of VB, pour 4 shot out and down two "Aaaahhh.......if I get to slow, just slap me around would be fine boss. These shots on me."
yimaz wrote:
DHorse wrote:
Is there an application for bartending for this place?
Poor noob looking for work
A blaster bolt comes from a dark corner of the Den.....the current Bartender falls......
Yim - "What!?! I set it for stun he will be fine, we needed a new bartender anyway this one was to slow.
*drags KO'd bartender out of the den*
"Dhorse I will have a double of VB and I hope it is on the bar when I get back"......