Smuggler Archive
Thread: |||| The Smuggler's Den ||||
"So a few days ago I head up to Talus on a hunch and end up vaping an entire compound of some clan of mercinariesor annother... Siv... Sif... Erin Sif? Something like that. Anyway, apparently there were a few witnesses and I got an entire clan lookin to burn a hole in my new suit. Anybody here know how to get back into their good graces?" Jnoh says slyly in Zabrak
Or is there talk of adding more skill points to the ones we have now in order to allow people to dabble in more professions?
I myself am mastering Smuggler and Pistoleer, then I am going to basically give most everything else up to master/dabble in the new professions. I for one want to be an ace.. in space.
Anyways, I just wanted to know what you ladies and gents are planning, if anything at all.
Qoe sits down and lights a glitterstim spliff...gazing reflectively at the flames erupting from a neglected speeder..
"Hmm I suppose no one wants to pay for the repairs anymore. I wonder what happened to that company that fixes your speeder for free if you purchase a ticket from the Galactic Travel Commission, and leave it out in front of the starport. I hope they haven't gone out of buisness, that would be a shame.."
Qoe walks in carrying his datapad and looking over it quizically. Looking up, he jumps onto a table with a resounding BOOM, scattering pretzels and discarded trash. He punches a few buttons on his datapad and recites..
"1.Neglect: ne-glect v. 1. To pay little or no attention to; fail to heed; disregard
2.To fail to care for or attend to properly.
The smuggler profession has been neglected, forfar to long.
2. Revamp: re-vamp v. 1. To patch up or restore. 2.To revise or reconstruct.
The smugglers all wish to have a revamp, not a hot-fix."
He smiles and steps down, "Thank you ladies and gents, I'll be here all week"
(definitions from Dictionary.com)
If I knew we would have performance art for entertainment, I would have brought a higher caliber pistol...
(grins)
As far as the question about SE skills, I'll likely drop TKA totake upa fair amount of Pilot, if it has decent enough specials... I'm fearfull the skill will be set up to prevent triple mastery Smuggler/Pilot/Pistoleer (a 15 sp novice box will do this), but I'm hopefull we'll get some cool evasive piloting mods added to our profession!
KaiRan wrote:
...I'm hopefull we'll get some cool evasive piloting mods added to our profession!
Qoe gets back up on the table, for no particular reason and clears his throat. With a new glitterstim spliff gripped tightly in his teeth he begins...
"I hope so to, and if not that we should get some good slicing skills (allowing us to alter ships) so we have an upper hand like Han
. Which brings me back to my other post from a while back.. But really I think some evasion skills would fit nicely somewhere in there.
--OH! We should get to slice clone terminals and have doubles running around to throw off the Bounty Hunters! Has this been thought up anywhere else? I was just thinking about yesterday.."
Concluding his answer, he hops down from the table and walks out. Calling over his shoulder he yells,"I am going out to find a stage!"
MMMMM! Pretzels!
*Gets scanned* Weapons, what weapons? I only have my FWG5 in a quickdraw holster.
*Gets scanned, again* Oh, andA modified Republic Blaster inside my duster, and my DX2 on the other side. Cant forget my Tangle pistol and DL44 in my pack.
*Scanner: Sir, you still have more weapons on your person* Ahhh, yes, well you can't have that.
*Blasts the scanner with Striker Pistol in Gunman's Duster sleeve*
/eats pretzels
/fixes scanner (after adding a few modifications, of course)
How 'bout that revamp, guys?
* walks in, Grabs a hand full of pretzels, orders a jawa beer, sits at the bar*
You guys are going to love this one, I was in AH about 2 days ago and this is the tell I get:
Noob - "can you slice this briefcase for me"
Me - "nope, no smuggler can slice a briefcase"
N00b - "why not"
Me - "dont know ask the dev's"
N00b - "great where can I find these dev's"
Me - /rolleyes " the development team"
N00d - "fine, what planet is this team on"
Me - "OMG IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO MADE AND DEVELOPED THE GAME"
N00b - "so how can they slice this for me?"
Me - "the Briefcases are bugged, no one can slice them"
N00b - "bugged?"
Me - "somthing that should work in-game but for what ever reason it does not"
N00b - "ahh, I see...So where can I go to get this briefcase sliced then?"
Me - /ignore...
*grabs beer*
/tip bartender
*sparks "one" up, goes to a nice dark booth to kick back*
Ecad walks into the Den and straight to the bar....
I need a beer.....
Got a story for you boys and ladies....
Events as they unfold:
Maw City, Naboo
Me and my wife Rachel alone talking to a customer outside of the pa hall.
Several juvenile "uber doods" from an opposing faction arrive with a few too manyRed Bullsin their systems and blood in their eyes.
My wife and I have an accidental tef from trading ( oops!) with a customer.
"Uber doods" shoot and kill my wife.
My mood suddenly darkens for obvious reasons..... I just bought her that dress *&^%#@!!!!
Uber doods try to kill me and I proceed to slap the shiznatz out of them. punk @@Z !!
Few more "uber doodz" show up on our shuttle and the fight gets interesting.
After incapping a couple of them I am incapped.... bas....tardz.....hehe
While I am laying on the ground being complemented for the size of my......gun "uber dood" one with the blackened bar says:
"Dude when you get up can you slice this armor for me..."
"?" me
"um... no?" me
"Why not?" dood one
" Don't want to?" me
"Why the %$# not man? You a smuggler or not?" dood one
"um yeah" me
"Slice my stuff!" dood one
"Dude you shot my wife" me
"." dood one
" Oh sorry man.." dood one
"It's ok" me
"Cool" dood one
" Will you slice my stuff now?" dood one
".." me
" don't want to" me
"man i said i was sorry..." dood one
"I don't want to you can't make me besides you're overt wank" me
" oh yeah...." dood one
" ok cya" dood one
Upon which I take alittle trip to the local cloning facility.....
"Dude you shot my wife" me
"." dood one
" Oh sorry man.." dood one
"It's ok" me
lamo that is great!!!
