Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
calomac
Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:49 pm
#1080
*phew* Finnally read them all, andI can't wait tillI finish that damned unarmed 4!
calomac
Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:50 pm
#1081
oh,I must have forgot...I did! lol! Yay let my storys begin!!!
Darth__Sanchez
Thu Aug 12, 2004 8:17 am
#1082
Sorry if this story was posted before by someone else--I've almost read this entire post over the last couple weeks, and I don't think it has. I only thought this was funny because I didn't fall for it...
When I was grinding containers about a month ago, I would camp out by the Starport in Coronet and spam a message every few minutes or so. I always offered free spice for each slice and that got me all the containers I wanted in short order (BTW that's a good gimick for you aspiring Slicers out there--get a crate of pixie and muon gold and give it away in lieu of paying for containers--I never paid for a single one).
But there was this one guy--he told me he had a bunch of containers for me to slice. In the trade window, he put up a cargo pocket which he had named "27 locked containers." It had 27 of something in it, because it was too big to transfer. I told him I didn't have space and he told me to just delete some stuff. When I indicated I thought he was trying to grief me, he accused of maligning his character--here he was trying to help me out.
Yeah, right. It probably had 27 melons in it. 
Iavio on Chilastra
Tobes
Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:26 pm
#1083
Well I had a pretty funny smuggler related story happen to me today, maybe not as funny as some of these, but still something to read.
I had just gotten off a big FP deal and had another 20 minutes or so til I was covert, but I didnt mind getting killed by some random overt, so I head to c-net.
I get there and I head over to the starport to sit and talk to my smuggler friend.
After like 5 minutes, I notice a little red dot on my radar, and it seems an overt didnt notice me on the side of the starport.
so my friend and I take out some R3 bombs 
and I send mine over to him, and my friend does the same...
he still doesnt know whats going on and then I set mine to blow, when the1 comes up my friend does the same, and BOOOOOOM
haha he was like **edit**???? BOOOOOOOM *incap*
so I run over and DB him, and I have to say, it was funny as all hell...
Shrendyc
Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:19 am
#1084
Had a bit of funny dialogue with my partner in crime last night - we were running Nym missions on Lok last evening and we were in transit between bases.
She says to me in group chat "You're going backwards.", meaning, the graphics issue where sometimes people on vehicles appear 180 degrees from their direction of travel.
I replied "I'm a smuggler - we've been going backwards since launch."
Thought you folks might get a kick out of that...
stonir
Fri Aug 13, 2004 9:49 am
#1085
Have a new one that happened last night.
I was running bh missions out of kaadara last night when i get a tell from some one i gave a free slice to when I 1st got Master Smuggler a few months back ( she was a noob player and waas given a d44 and was told to find a smuggler to slice it. i also gave her some starting credits, I was nice back then.
Here it goes:
lady: hello do u remember me?
me: not sure, refresh my memory
lady: u helped me when i started, free slice and some credits.
me ok sure how are ya ( I still not sure who this is LOL)
lady: can u slice a few weapons for me?
me: sure, I'm doing bh mission be back in Kor vella in a few, can we meet there?
lady: sure omw.
When i finally get there I see who it is and i remember her, ( fat human girl , can't forget that pretty funny looking)
me: hello hun
lady: hi
I see she is now a master commando and quite a few badges also.
/trade
she gives me 5 ft i slice them all +30% damage great slice i tell her and she is very happy.
/trade
lady:have to bank tip ya hold on the trade
me: ok
you have new mail
i look and low and behold 500k tip
Me: wow thanx
lady: np I'm doing very well now and i repay people how help'd me out.
This just goes to show that some clients do remember when u are nice to them, and helping a fellow player can have good benifits.
lovedbyangels
Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:47 pm
#1086
Okay.... finally... been working on this thread for over TWO WEEKS!
Got a story today,
Not a "dumb customer" story,
But an "I don't know how to play a smuggler" story.
My RL boyfriend and I were killing things on Endor this afternoon, (he's trying to grind MCH) when I get 4 Merek Whatevers aggroed on me. I'm just the support Char, (going for master doc and slicer,) and I also have the box that gives me feign death...
Okay, now who can see where this is going?
I hit the feign death button, because I'm not buffed or armoured, and there's no way my boyfriend could taunt them off of me in time. Then the trouble starts. He gets them all to forget about me, and I try to get up and run off to heal him...
I can't get up.
About this time the random guy that we had invited into our group to get harder missions shows up and asks if we need help. My boyfriend's doing fine (Master TK) but I /tell him about my problem... Well, this guy was guilded, and a blue dot to me, (I'm an Imp) and he takes a long thim in responding. I figure he's either making asking his guildies for help, making fun of me with them, or just rolling on the floor laughing at my problem. I was freaking out. He finally /tells me...
'Try /stand.'
I had been just trying to walk, and panicing about why my game was broken.
God I love being a slicer.
Got a story today,
Not a "dumb customer" story,
But an "I don't know how to play a smuggler" story.
My RL boyfriend and I were killing things on Endor this afternoon, (he's trying to grind MCH) when I get 4 Merek Whatevers aggroed on me. I'm just the support Char, (going for master doc and slicer,) and I also have the box that gives me feign death...
Okay, now who can see where this is going?
I hit the feign death button, because I'm not buffed or armoured, and there's no way my boyfriend could taunt them off of me in time. Then the trouble starts. He gets them all to forget about me, and I try to get up and run off to heal him...
I can't get up.
About this time the random guy that we had invited into our group to get harder missions shows up and asks if we need help. My boyfriend's doing fine (Master TK) but I /tell him about my problem... Well, this guy was guilded, and a blue dot to me, (I'm an Imp) and he takes a long thim in responding. I figure he's either making asking his guildies for help, making fun of me with them, or just rolling on the floor laughing at my problem. I was freaking out. He finally /tells me...
'Try /stand.'
I had been just trying to walk, and panicing about why my game was broken.
God I love being a slicer.
MrBo666
Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:23 am
#1087
Alright, I gotta throw this one in on the bunch after reading a few of these stories. It doesnt have anything to do with slicing, but Buffing instead, which, gets a fair amount of fools as well.
I log in, and set up in Coronet. Just then I get a guild message from my PA's leader.
"Lol, I just had some Doctor ask me if I wanted a buff for 20k, I said no now he's harrassing me."
Me : "hah, so many idiots in this game"
him : "omg this guy wont stop, he's following me around and cussing me out, and all I did was not buy his grossly over-priced buff."
So I have a good laugh, finish setting up, and start my spam. Just then a Novice Marksman in bone armor runs up.
marksman-noob : "Hey buff me."
Me : "Alright I charge 10k"
marksman-noob : "Hurry up, come on, I'll pay you"
Me : "Sorry, I only buff after I've been tipped"
marksman-noob : "heh heh, ok, here you go"
20 second delay
marksman-noob : "Ok I tipped you buff me"
I check my log, no tip, no email.
me : "No you didnt, please tip before I buff"
marksman-noob "OMG YOU'RE RIPPING ME OFF, COME ON I TIPPED YOU"
me : "sorry, I didnt get your tip, please make sure you typed it properly."
marksman-noob "WTH YOU ******** LIER I TIPPED YOU DONT RIP ME OFF YOU ********* ***HOLE"
marksman-noob "***** YOU ****** BUFF ME, HEY EVERYONE THIS DOC JUST RIPPED ME OFF, DONT GET BUFFS FROM HIM"
me : "I'm sorry but I did not get your tip, please make sure you typed everything correctly, if you do not wish to tip me please step aside so someone else can get buffed"
at this point a line of a couple people had formed behind him.
randomtell from another doctor : "Lol, I'd never have that much patience"
at this point I'm starting to type out /addignore when I see this
marksman-noob "oh, lol, I need to get money out of my bank, be right back"
me : "/r Ya, I would have ignored him earlier, but he is wearing bone armor 
I assumed he was a noob"
I assumed he was a noob"I then explained how to do a bank tip, ate some havla to make up for lost time, and moved on to the other customers until he figured it out.
and then to top it all off
myguildleader "omg this guy just wont stop, I'm going to have to do a harrassment report."
I'll be a Master Smuggler soon on Eclipse, why do I always choose the professions that get so much abuse from noobs, lol.
Nicolas_Frost
Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:26 am
#1088
Ehh, I might as well add a few stories. They're a bit old, and this is all by memory, but hey, I might as well get them down before they're forgotten.
Three, maybe four months ago, I was running Sliced Rebel missions to help myself rank. I arrived at my first mission, directly outside the border of New Phoenix(a city with more than a few Overt Imperials in it), so, I ride around the city for a moment, find that there's one Overt in sight, I go for my mission(Storm Trooper Camp with 3 stormies). While working on it, I see a blue dot approach. I target him, and see he *is* overt, but he goes into a PA hall near the mission, and stays in there for quite a while.
After the mission is finished, I begin to meditate(only Novice TKA at the time) and use petstims on my Gurreck and Torton. My pets are healed and my HAM is back up to half, so I store my pets and call my swoop.
As my swoop comes out, the little blue dot comes out and starts to attack me *right after* I mount my swoop. I look at him, some guy named Usuqa, wearing the title Guardsman, and carrying a Marksman carbine(I forget which). I'm thinking he must be a wannabe bounty hunter looking for some easy faction. I consider fighting him, then dismiss it, I mean, the faction I'll get from my next mission is over 115, as opposed to a possible 30. I ride off and toss a snide remark his way.
Jaecob: "Nice skills ya got there, waiting till I finished healing my pets so my mind was spent and then stored them so they aren't there, unequiping my armor and pistol, and mounting on my swoop, while having a half a HAM."
Usuqa: "i was in my guild hall stocking a vendor"
Usuqa: "also ur a good runnr"(With these two statements, I knew it was gonna be an... interesting conversation.)
Usuqa: "Well, considering I have another mission that's worth close to four times as much faction as you are, and I was already heading to it, I don't really see that as running. Besides, the two shots you actually landed on me damaged for a total of 67 points *without* armor. Wouldn't be much of a fight for me."
The mission wasn't far off, 'bout a klick, I've already arrived, jumped in one of the towers the Empire likes to conveniently place, and called both my pets in it.
Usuqa: "wil u plz gmme wp?"(I don't like it when people can't capitalize and use correct punctuation, but I *hate* stuff like this)
Jaecob: "I couldn't understand a word of that."
Usuqa: "will you please give me teh way point so i can help?"
Jaecob: "Nah, I don't really feel like it, considering you're Imperial and you just attacked me."
Usuqa: "no, i'm really neutral, just got tef"(Oh great, a kid tryin' to outsmart me, joy...)
By this point, I've finished off the stormies, and just have the camp banner left.
Jaecob: "Sorry, that's not how the game works neutrals don't get factional TEFs at all, and TEFed Coverts can't initiate attacks with other faction members without dueling, thusly, you *are* an Overt Imperial, like I said, and you just lied to me. Now if you don't mind, I am a bit busy."
Usuqa: "lol well i do wanna kill u"
Jaecob
this time I decide to take a Smuggler RP approach at getting him to leave me alone)"Well, see, that's not givin' me much incentive to tell ya where I am."
Usuqa... words fail me here)"how about you come down to where your first mission was, and we duel?"
Jaecob: "How about I put you on my ignore list, then I spend some time getting faction and grouped with someone infintely more interesting and fun than you, like a proctologist."
-------------------------------------------
A while before that(too long to even get as close with wording as the last one), some guy searched Fixers, and found me, asked if I could do a faction sale. I told him I wasn't highly ranked, only Warrant Officer 1, and that it would take lots of credits to get the ammount he needed. He replied that he was Uber Rich and could cover all the costs, plus a large tip if I met him where he wanted to meet. I'm thinking something's wrong here, but my lust for credits gets in the way. I head there, and find him, seemingly neutral, plus three Overts standing nearby.
*Smuggler sence, TINGLING!*
Jaecob: "Are you sure you would like to buy faction at this rate?"
ForgottenGuy: "Yeah, I'll need ya to get me *in* the Rebellion, then I wanna go to Colonel!"(Right....)
Jaecob: "Okay, little math moment."(I humor him for a bit, and go ahead and figure the price, with my fee, which I've alraedy forgotten.)"That'll run X million credits, I'll need it before hand so I can afford the faction it'll take to get you to Colonel after you become a Rebel."
FG: "What? You want the money now?"
Jaecob: "I'll need it, I don't have that kind of money on me."(Here's the windup...)
The guy stays quiet for a moment, I look around at the Overts standing nearby, and realize they're all in the same guild as the first guy. I decide to play it out more.
FG: "But you can afford the 200 faction to make me Rebel right now?"(The pitch...)
Jaecob: "Yeah. 200 doesn't cost much, the ammount of faction it takes to hit each rank all the way up to Colonel does."(The swing...)
FG: "Okay."*bank tip of zero credits*(AND ITS A HARD LINE DRIVE, JUST CLEARING THE FENCE!!)
Jaecob: "Okay, lets go see the recruiter."(laughs maniacally)
I walk over to the recruiter, who was less than sixty meters away, then look at the guy.
Jaecob: "Okay, you can't believe that I'm *that* stupid to actually believe you all this time."
FG: "What?"
Jaecob: "First of all, when I met you, there were three guys around you. All Overt. Second, all *four* of you are in the same guild. Third: You used the bank tip exploit of tipping zero credits through the bank. I hope you're not the brains of your guild, or else they're screwed."
The guys guildmates start /laughing and such.
FG: "You little **edit**!"
Jaecob: "I suggest you take the chance to **edit** off before you wind up with some Overt Rebels coming in wanting to visit the recruiter."
FG has challenged you to a Duel.
/smirk FG
I hit a macro I had made at the time.
/duel;
/lowblow;
/panicshot;
/healthshot2 spam
He gets incapacitated and I get an easy 25 faction.
Jaecob: "Here's a piece of advice, if I ever hear of you doing this to any other Smuggler again, we'll see each other like this again, me standing over your corpse."
/deathblow
Granted, that whole thing was fun, but what was even better was when his buddies started /bodyslaming his corpse.
Have a good one, guys.
Three, maybe four months ago, I was running Sliced Rebel missions to help myself rank. I arrived at my first mission, directly outside the border of New Phoenix(a city with more than a few Overt Imperials in it), so, I ride around the city for a moment, find that there's one Overt in sight, I go for my mission(Storm Trooper Camp with 3 stormies). While working on it, I see a blue dot approach. I target him, and see he *is* overt, but he goes into a PA hall near the mission, and stays in there for quite a while.
After the mission is finished, I begin to meditate(only Novice TKA at the time) and use petstims on my Gurreck and Torton. My pets are healed and my HAM is back up to half, so I store my pets and call my swoop.
As my swoop comes out, the little blue dot comes out and starts to attack me *right after* I mount my swoop. I look at him, some guy named Usuqa, wearing the title Guardsman, and carrying a Marksman carbine(I forget which). I'm thinking he must be a wannabe bounty hunter looking for some easy faction. I consider fighting him, then dismiss it, I mean, the faction I'll get from my next mission is over 115, as opposed to a possible 30. I ride off and toss a snide remark his way.
Jaecob: "Nice skills ya got there, waiting till I finished healing my pets so my mind was spent and then stored them so they aren't there, unequiping my armor and pistol, and mounting on my swoop, while having a half a HAM."
Usuqa: "i was in my guild hall stocking a vendor"
Usuqa: "also ur a good runnr"(With these two statements, I knew it was gonna be an... interesting conversation.)
Usuqa: "Well, considering I have another mission that's worth close to four times as much faction as you are, and I was already heading to it, I don't really see that as running. Besides, the two shots you actually landed on me damaged for a total of 67 points *without* armor. Wouldn't be much of a fight for me."
The mission wasn't far off, 'bout a klick, I've already arrived, jumped in one of the towers the Empire likes to conveniently place, and called both my pets in it.
Usuqa: "wil u plz gmme wp?"(I don't like it when people can't capitalize and use correct punctuation, but I *hate* stuff like this)
Jaecob: "I couldn't understand a word of that."
Usuqa: "will you please give me teh way point so i can help?"
Jaecob: "Nah, I don't really feel like it, considering you're Imperial and you just attacked me."
Usuqa: "no, i'm really neutral, just got tef"(Oh great, a kid tryin' to outsmart me, joy...)
By this point, I've finished off the stormies, and just have the camp banner left.
Jaecob: "Sorry, that's not how the game works neutrals don't get factional TEFs at all, and TEFed Coverts can't initiate attacks with other faction members without dueling, thusly, you *are* an Overt Imperial, like I said, and you just lied to me. Now if you don't mind, I am a bit busy."
Usuqa: "lol well i do wanna kill u"
Jaecob
this time I decide to take a Smuggler RP approach at getting him to leave me alone)"Well, see, that's not givin' me much incentive to tell ya where I am."Usuqa
... words fail me here)"how about you come down to where your first mission was, and we duel?"Jaecob: "How about I put you on my ignore list, then I spend some time getting faction and grouped with someone infintely more interesting and fun than you, like a proctologist."
-------------------------------------------
A while before that(too long to even get as close with wording as the last one), some guy searched Fixers, and found me, asked if I could do a faction sale. I told him I wasn't highly ranked, only Warrant Officer 1, and that it would take lots of credits to get the ammount he needed. He replied that he was Uber Rich and could cover all the costs, plus a large tip if I met him where he wanted to meet. I'm thinking something's wrong here, but my lust for credits gets in the way. I head there, and find him, seemingly neutral, plus three Overts standing nearby.
*Smuggler sence, TINGLING!*
Jaecob: "Are you sure you would like to buy faction at this rate?"
ForgottenGuy: "Yeah, I'll need ya to get me *in* the Rebellion, then I wanna go to Colonel!"(Right....)
Jaecob: "Okay, little math moment."(I humor him for a bit, and go ahead and figure the price, with my fee, which I've alraedy forgotten.)"That'll run X million credits, I'll need it before hand so I can afford the faction it'll take to get you to Colonel after you become a Rebel."
FG: "What? You want the money now?"
Jaecob: "I'll need it, I don't have that kind of money on me."(Here's the windup...)
The guy stays quiet for a moment, I look around at the Overts standing nearby, and realize they're all in the same guild as the first guy. I decide to play it out more.
FG: "But you can afford the 200 faction to make me Rebel right now?"(The pitch...)
Jaecob: "Yeah. 200 doesn't cost much, the ammount of faction it takes to hit each rank all the way up to Colonel does."(The swing...)
FG: "Okay."*bank tip of zero credits*(AND ITS A HARD LINE DRIVE, JUST CLEARING THE FENCE!!)
Jaecob: "Okay, lets go see the recruiter."(laughs maniacally)
I walk over to the recruiter, who was less than sixty meters away, then look at the guy.
Jaecob: "Okay, you can't believe that I'm *that* stupid to actually believe you all this time."
FG: "What?"
Jaecob: "First of all, when I met you, there were three guys around you. All Overt. Second, all *four* of you are in the same guild. Third: You used the bank tip exploit of tipping zero credits through the bank. I hope you're not the brains of your guild, or else they're screwed."
The guys guildmates start /laughing and such.
FG: "You little **edit**!"
Jaecob: "I suggest you take the chance to **edit** off before you wind up with some Overt Rebels coming in wanting to visit the recruiter."
FG has challenged you to a Duel.
/smirk FG
I hit a macro I had made at the time.
/duel;
/lowblow;
/panicshot;
/healthshot2 spam
He gets incapacitated and I get an easy 25 faction.
Jaecob: "Here's a piece of advice, if I ever hear of you doing this to any other Smuggler again, we'll see each other like this again, me standing over your corpse."
/deathblow
Granted, that whole thing was fun, but what was even better was when his buddies started /bodyslaming his corpse.
Have a good one, guys.
N_Dak_Moonrider
Sat Aug 14, 2004 5:08 am
#1089
Location: Theed Cantina (Working on Mastering Musician - Tip- GREAT WAY TO GET BUSINESS)
I'm the first entertainer logged in after server start up and I form the obligatory Entertainer group.
A noob asks if he can joins and I let him.
A few hours pass and the noob and I are talking. I made some snide comment to him jokingly and he /slaps me. I tell him "NEVER slap a smuggler." So he does it again. I go, "Alright, have it your way." A little while later I notice his action is getting a little low. /evilgrin. "Hey, I've got something that will help your action out a little bit. Here, take this." /trade. Place Neutron Pixie in trade window. accept.
Noob: What's this do?
Me: /tell to dancer in group- hehe..he's gonna regret slapping me.
Dancer: lol..you win the evil award for today
Me to Noob: It'll boost your Action and your Health and let you play longer.
Noob: REALLY? Cool! (Noob pops Pixie)
Me: /evilgrin Noob. Setting timer for 12 minutes...
Noob: ??
Me: Oh, just about how long it should take me to get my next skill....
Noob: Oh, Ok.
We get to talking about how I got massive tips from female patrons back in the day when I was a master entertainer wearing hotpants. He asked if I had an extra pair of hotpants for him and I said, "Since you're being such a good sport, I'll go get you your hotpants in...8 minutes."
Noob: Cool, thanks.
Me: /mumble you won't be thanking me for long...
8 Minutes Pass
Noob: /puke
Me and Dancer: lol
Me: I'll be right back with your hotpants
A minute later in my house as I'm rummaging through old backpacks trying to find hotpants I see a system message:
"Noob has been incapacitated."
"Noob has died."
Me in groupchat: What happened?!
Dancer in groupchat: he was harrassing me for laughing at him for puking and started calling me names. so-and-so (a tkm patron) took offense and /dueled him.
Me: lol. that's what he gets for picking on my dancers.
Back in the cantina-
"Noob has been cloned at a cloning-facility"
Noob walks in into cantina and up to Mr. TKM.
/punch; /spit; /punch; a**hole!; /punch; /slap
TKM: lol. don't insult my lady friend
Dancer: thanks, TKM.
Noob to Dancer: Bi***
I change out of my dancing outfit, don my smuggler attire (black dress shirt with red tie, black striped pants, black uni boots, black tipless gloves, and balck pilot's jacket), pull out my nice krayt DL44 (1.4 spd, 183 max dmg) and challenge Noob to a /duel.
Noob to TKM: /punch
Noob to Dancer: /slap
Me: (pull up Noob's radial-kick from group) Don't hit a lady; /brandish
Noob to TKM: (says some racially charged comments about TKM's toon's skin, pale white, and how he must hate darker skinned people)
TKM: i AM black!
Me: (trying to move away from race) Hey, Noob, how many open /duel challenges do you have right now?
Noob: Thanks N'Dak! All you did was kick me out of the group!
Me: Don't EVER insult my dancers.
Me /tell to TKM: I tricked him into taking pixie earlier for slapping me.
TKM /reply: Lol...I killed him right after the downer wore off.
Me /reply: He actually wanted MORE from me
Me in spatial: OH! That reminds me!; /denyservice noob
Moral: Don't slap a smuggler and NEVER insult a non-afk entertainer. You'll wind up dead.
I'm the first entertainer logged in after server start up and I form the obligatory Entertainer group.
A noob asks if he can joins and I let him.
A few hours pass and the noob and I are talking. I made some snide comment to him jokingly and he /slaps me. I tell him "NEVER slap a smuggler." So he does it again. I go, "Alright, have it your way." A little while later I notice his action is getting a little low. /evilgrin. "Hey, I've got something that will help your action out a little bit. Here, take this." /trade. Place Neutron Pixie in trade window. accept.
Noob: What's this do?
Me: /tell to dancer in group- hehe..he's gonna regret slapping me.
Dancer: lol..you win the evil award for today
Me to Noob: It'll boost your Action and your Health and let you play longer.
Noob: REALLY? Cool! (Noob pops Pixie)
Me: /evilgrin Noob. Setting timer for 12 minutes...
Noob: ??
Me: Oh, just about how long it should take me to get my next skill....
Noob: Oh, Ok.
We get to talking about how I got massive tips from female patrons back in the day when I was a master entertainer wearing hotpants. He asked if I had an extra pair of hotpants for him and I said, "Since you're being such a good sport, I'll go get you your hotpants in...8 minutes."
Noob: Cool, thanks.
Me: /mumble you won't be thanking me for long...
8 Minutes Pass
Noob: /puke
Me and Dancer: lol
Me: I'll be right back with your hotpants
A minute later in my house as I'm rummaging through old backpacks trying to find hotpants I see a system message:
"Noob has been incapacitated."
"Noob has died."
Me in groupchat: What happened?!
Dancer in groupchat: he was harrassing me for laughing at him for puking and started calling me names. so-and-so (a tkm patron) took offense and /dueled him.
Me: lol. that's what he gets for picking on my dancers.
Back in the cantina-
"Noob has been cloned at a cloning-facility"
Noob walks in into cantina and up to Mr. TKM.
/punch; /spit; /punch; a**hole!; /punch; /slap
TKM: lol. don't insult my lady friend
Dancer: thanks, TKM.
Noob to Dancer: Bi***
I change out of my dancing outfit, don my smuggler attire (black dress shirt with red tie, black striped pants, black uni boots, black tipless gloves, and balck pilot's jacket), pull out my nice krayt DL44 (1.4 spd, 183 max dmg) and challenge Noob to a /duel.
Noob to TKM: /punch
Noob to Dancer: /slap
Me: (pull up Noob's radial-kick from group) Don't hit a lady; /brandish
Noob to TKM: (says some racially charged comments about TKM's toon's skin, pale white, and how he must hate darker skinned people)
TKM: i AM black!
Me: (trying to move away from race) Hey, Noob, how many open /duel challenges do you have right now?
Noob: Thanks N'Dak! All you did was kick me out of the group!
Me: Don't EVER insult my dancers.
Me /tell to TKM: I tricked him into taking pixie earlier for slapping me.
TKM /reply: Lol...I killed him right after the downer wore off.
Me /reply: He actually wanted MORE from me
Me in spatial: OH! That reminds me!; /denyservice noob
Moral: Don't slap a smuggler and NEVER insult a non-afk entertainer. You'll wind up dead.
Nicolas_Frost
Sat Aug 14, 2004 5:49 am
#1090
Too bad Pixie doesn't cap you anymore, you coulda gotten revenge for the slap with just that.
Thiloniel
Sat Aug 14, 2004 1:37 pm
#1091
LOL! Thats great!
SWGShaky wrote:
Dweeb: Oh..OK. Can you slice my pistol?
Helpful bystander: Falls over laughing.
Night4554
Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:39 am
#1092
It took me weeks, but I got to the end! Great stories guys =)