Smuggler Archive

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Jaxin_Riens wrote:

Ok so this is also not exactly a smuggler story but it involves a jedi so i figure yall might enjoy it.

Jedi: Man why did you db.

Me: Points to title

Jedi: but you can't have a mission on me patch isn't till tuseday

me: points to title

Jedi: man your gay

me: well if it werent for you jedi and your damn publish id still be a smuggler and we wouldn't be in this mess.

Jedi:....

well thats my story hope yall enjoy and the smuggler thing is very true the secodn TH made that announcment about the smuggler revamp i dropped smuggler and proceeded to hunt jedi.

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HAH! Thats what he gets for walking around town in Jedi robes challenging people. If he's in town, he should be wearing regular clothes and NOT annoucing he's a Jedi, much less challenging Bounty Hunters!

Then again, times change and it seems our Star Wars galaxy has evolved. We must adapt or...

In any case, good work. That'll teach him for getting a revamp!

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SolRetriever wrote:

I leave my humble abode on Mos Eisley, Tatooine and notice a squadron of 15 Storm Troopers just outside my home in front of a spawnedImperial outpost. I scoot over to check em out and I notice 3character's, 2 human and one twilekwho look to be rebels (i'm nuetral) next to the ST's. One of the humans waswalking in and out of the Storm Trooper lineup. 2 rows of 7 across I think it was. Just to see if the ST's would do anything.

Anyways these players looked rather noobish cause none of them had bikes, rather weak weapons and sub par clothing.

I hop off my bike and say "so who's gonna take the first shot"

the humanslaughed while the twilek just looked on in silence.

Human #1keeps running in between the ST'ssoI go "why don't you /slap a trooper, he wont know the difference"

/slap he's immeediately incapped, 8k fine and I'm dieing laughin

the twilek steps up and goes what happened?

I go your friend slapped a ST!

The twilek goes to /hug the trooper and is fined 3k

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LMAO! This same type of incident happened to me and a friend of mine while on Yavin IV. We saw a couple of marooned Imperial pilots, and me being a somewhat roleplaying Imperial, I went up to salute the officer. He immediately fined me 3,000 credits and 20 Imperial faction points, and another 1,000 just because he felt like it. I was ticked (what did Ido?!),so I puked on him. I was fined3,600 credits and another20 faction points. I then burst ran away.

My friend, being a twi'lek, saw another batch of stranded pilots, so he ran up and puked on the officer. He was fined 8,000 credits, and was incapacitated inthe mind. I was almost outta my chair laughing after this, it was so funny. After that, the officer said something along the lines of "One day, the Empire won't have to deal with the stupidity of Twi'leks." So...freaking...hilarious....

Now, today I had an incdent that inspired me to make my first forum post in this, the Mecca of Slightly Funny-to-Hilarious stories. This isn't a Smuggler story, but as I'm training to be one, and the other person is one, I figured this is the place to post it. This is the first bad apple I've met on Sunrunner as well.

So I'm in Bestine, having just logged in. I'm going to the bank to get my armor out of storage when I hear the Stormies cracking down on a Smuggler, who's protesting like crazy. I go over there to poke a little fun at him, since I've never really met a jerk on this server. It goes a little like this.

"Attention citizen" Blah blah blah.
Vyyk Salan says "I have nothing on me!"
"I swear!" Vyyk Salan says.
"I'm clean!" Vyyk Salan says.

Now, since the Imps catch him, he isn't good at hiding his illegal wares. All it takes is a backpack, buddy.

"Son, you should know better than that," Corrino Veicic [that's me] says.
Vyyk Salan says "No sir! You've got it all wrong!"
Corrino Veicic says "Being a smuggler and all."
Vyyk Salan says "She tricked me!"

Now I'm wondering who "she" is. It can't be me, seeing as how I'm a man, so I listen on.

"She put the spice in my bag" Vyyk Salan says.
"Arrest her!" Vyyk Salan says.
"I am right powerful ashamed." I say.
Vyyk Salan slaps you across the face.
You raise an eyebrow at him. What is he up to?
Vyyk Salan says "Get out of my face, Rebel."

Now I'm getting upset. The slap I understand, I was messing around with him. The "Rebel" talk is what got me.

"I'm neutral, darn it!" I say [I wouldn have sworn, but I wasn't that upset]
"Why can't people understand that?" I say [because I get this all the time on Intrepid where I'm an entertainer with no combat skills]
"Oh, Rebel supporter, eh?" Vyyk Salan says.
"No."
"Watch your mouth." Vyyk Salan says. [Que?]
The payment of your fine has been received. - So on and so forth
"I have more Imp faction than Rebel." I say
Ghrek Ke'lok [bystander] chuckles at Vyyk Salan
"The onyl reason I have Rebel exp is because of the missions." I say.
"Stay out of my face or you'll end up on the wrong side of a blaster!" Vyyk Salan says.

That sets off the "roleplayer" alarm in my head. So I think, okay, now I've got to get out of this as quickly as possible. However, I was already typing something else.

"In that Wookie Brawler missions are fun to kill."
"Therefore, you good sir, are an idiot." I say, because I'm trying to leave whilst getting him to realize the errors of his ways. And because I'm an **edit**hole.
Vyyk Salan spits at you.
[Unperturbed, I continue to leave with dignity.] "I bid you good day." I say
"Get out of my sight, Rebel." [Isn't that what I was trying to do?]
You bow to Vyyk Salan
Ghrek Ke'lok tries to calm Vyyk Salan down.
[I then turn to Ghrek, as Vyyk refuses to listen.]
"Why can't they understand that I'm neutral?" I say
Vyyk says "Just a terrorist allowed to walk down the street."
Vyyk says "You're lucky I'm off duty, scum."
"I'm not a Rebel."
"I better not see you again." Vyyk says.
"The only reason I have Rebel exp is to balance out the factions." I say [still talking to Ghrek]
"But morons like him don't seem to understand it." I say

So Ghrek drives off, probably not listening to me on my soapbox, when Vyyk says.
"I'm getting sick of you, learn to roleplay newb."

Now I'm pissed. I've been playing since last July and I am by no means a "newb". This guy who was spamming comes over to me.

"WHAT WAS WITH THAT GUY?" Wowik says [his caps lock was still on from spamming I guess]
"he seemed a little... uneasy." Wowik says.
You tell Vyyk "I've been playing since last July, so I do know how to roleplay. I can't be expected to in the face of glaring idiocy, however."
"From where I was standing at least." Wowik says.
"He's a little too into roleplay." I say.
Vyyk tells you "welcome to my ignore list AND you have been reported." [For what? Being neutral? or for shutting down his little roleplay fantasy?]
You tell Vyyk "Reported? For what?"
You tell Vyyk "You being a roleplayer and not understanding why others aren't?"
You tell Vyyk "I hope the CSRs laugh in your face."

Now, I hope he reads this to try to correct any mistakes. I might have been rude in mocking his capture, but it certainly didn't need a response like beign spat upon and called scum, even if he is a roleplayer.I want him to share his side of the story, and I want him to know that you never escape the wrath of the Purple (soon to be a)Smuggler. Although I wouldn't qualify this as "wrath". Yeah, I don't even know why I'm posting. Meh.

I should be a smuggler right now. I'm not, coz the damned lightning took out my phone, network and computer. Its frelled up my graphics card, so now I can't play Galaxies. But this was funny, so I thought I'd post it.

Everyone does this. You get bored. You find a n00b. You talk, get him to slap a few Stormtroopers, etc. Funny. Or so I thought. But this just got...weird. The guy got his "slapping STs" fine. He grumbled a bit. I laughed, and I actually gave him the money from his fines back. He still grumbled, and challenged me to a duel. So I accepted...thought I might as well get a little unarmed XP. I get knocked flat on my ass. I'm thinking **edit**? I get back up, F2 him, and his health hardly moves. I get really confused. Then I die.

I tell the guy, trying to find out how he beat me. Turns out his brother plays the game...well, played. He got bored with it, and gave his character to his little bro. When he said he'd only been playing for a week, he was telling the truth. He just neglected to mention the fact that his brother had been playing for 3 months, made TKM and Master Rifleman. All the n00b did was use his best TKM move on poor, armourless, me. (This was a few weeks ago...don't you come gangin' up on me now) And, just to rub it in, do you know what he did? Gave me back the money I'd given him to cover the fines.

I'd go kill him, except that I deleted the character I fought him with...didn't wanna play a Rebel in that server. And I've forgotten who he was. So, Mr Knockmeonmyass, if you're out there...come on Chilastra. I'll be waitin'.

Son, I understand roleplaying quite well. I didn't intentionally set out to ruin your RP experience. I have the whole thing on screenshot and you never sent me a tell saying you were role playing. And I also didn't see people laughing, unless the whole two people around us were doing it in tells. And since you'd never even heard of me before today, how can you know if I'm a bad person who makes the server look bad? For that matter, how do you know if I'm a kid or immature? Like I said, I was just joking around with you at the start. I tried to leave, and you spat upon me. There version you posted was only partially accurate. I posted mine from the screenshots I took. If you have any, I'd love to see them, as I'm sure they'd illuminate where the tell about RPing went to. If you'd like to continue this, or show the screens, I'm at [email protected], feel free to elaborate.

Guys take it to another forum/thread or to IM's. It has no place in this thread.