Smuggler Archive
Thread: NOTHING effects slicing! It is RANDOM. There are no hidden patterns nor changes to the system!
Hollow
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:11 am
#79
Caylin, your efforts aren't in vain. If you've just stopped one more person from asking any decent Smuggler (decent being a relative term) a stupid question about slicing then it was worth....something.
Of course you still have the 200,000 other idiots that will ignore this post and continue asking moronic questions and believing people that want to gimp them out of their money....okay so maybe it will be in vain. /sigh
Too many idiots, not enough ammo.
actnjcksn
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:28 am
#80
So....
Just to clarify, you are saying nothing effects slicing?
I just wanted to make sure I read that right. 
Caylin...It's ok. I'm sure that this will hold off the questions for at least a couple of hours.
Hattrix
Fri Jul 30, 2004 9:57 am
#82
Don't beat around the bush, Caylin. Come right out and say what you mean.
This cryptic jargon of yours is getting old.
/duck
TheMuse
Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:07 am
#83
But... when I was new to the game and thinking about smuggling... a smuggler fairy named JaBb4 t3H-hU7z told me that if I gave him all my newb mission credits he would hit me with the slicing wand that guarantees 30%+ slices and living happily ever after!
Are... are you saying he.... LIED?
Are... are you saying he.... LIED?
Datchery
Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:01 pm
#84
100% auk's for sale, guaranteed to increase your slices by 20% and always be effectiveness ones!
Pappi
Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:41 pm
#85
Smuggler_Caylin wrote:Is it really so freaking hard to read the FAQ's that have been easily accessed through stickies for MONTHS?Is FAQ too complex to understand ifthe question to be asked isfairly basic?Do people JUST NOT READ?We have people with parsed results of over 4000 slices, Developer comments and over a YEAR OF FRICKING SLICING to have figured this all out.AAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!
uh, HELLO... what do you mean, people are LITERATE?
maybe I should put up a post just like this on my forum... looks kinda fun
TI1812
Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:59 pm
#86
ArjunThakur wrote:
Smuggler_Caylin wrote:
I REPEAT
When you get alot of same-type slices in a row....
IT IS PURE FRICKING LUCK!
So........does that mean Jedi with the FS luck skill can slice better?
Message Edited by ArjunThakur on 07-30-2004 12:00 AM
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mlfilms
Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:40 pm
#87
Awww man...so my +25/25 Slicing/Spice crafter's apron is no good??? Damn ripoffs. I'm gonna get that darn BE and rip his arms off. I was taken!
podracer19
Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:46 pm
#88
mlfilms wrote:Awww man...so my +25/25 Slicing/Spice crafter's apron is no good??? Damn ripoffs. I'm gonna get that darn BE and rip his arms off. I was taken!
OoOoO....that'd be nice if the skill mods ment anything
I can imagine myself as a 12 point spice crafter making muon that gives +500 to all mind stats for 30 min with a really short downer or something. If only we weren't broke.
Memnock-SH
Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:49 pm
#89
Deep breath Caylin... the men in the white coats are coming... all will be well....
By the way... that's an interesting mono-alphabetic cipher you've got there... "My pantaloons are full of weasels. Inform the queen, so that she might shoo them away. Here we go 'round the mulberry bush. Go moesey GO!"... is that from something, or are you really and truely losing it? 
Smuggler_Caylin
Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:57 pm
#90
Dang it, I made a typo, it was supposed to be 'go monkey go!'
Well done! /salute. That was originally from a little RPG we like to call Baldur's Gate 2. Tons of little puzzles to figure out.
I haven't...completely... lost it... I guess?
They're coming to take me away haha, they're coming to take me away ho ho, he he haha to the happy home... with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes as they're coming to take me away HAHAHAHAHAHA
Message Edited by Smuggler_Caylin on 07-30-2004 01:57 PM
One of the Four Horsemen of the Smuggler Apocalypse! 
Memnock-SH
Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:04 pm
#91
Bah, I made a typo myself. Not sure how I got to moesey from moekey.... oh well. Dang, that cipher stuff hurts my brain.