Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Ducktaped
Mon May 17, 2004 7:57 am
#782
I must say, I'm only 1/2 through reading the thread, but I had to tell my story from last night.
I'm farming some rebels to lvl up my new career as an Imp <lvling up to get better fp $>. An overt rebel decides he's gonna take me down. This is after I've just soloed 15 rebs at the farm I'm at. My HAM was a bit low, but most overts that come here don't mess with the farmers, so I wasn't concerned. Sure enough he begins to shoot at me. I feign death real quick. Rebel dude runs up real quick to death blow me ... then stands there for a minute or two slightly confused as to why he can't DB me .. !! lol...
I wait for him to walk off about 40m and stand and stack bleed 1 & 2 on him then immediately feign death again. This REALLY pisses him off now. He comes back over to my body and starts spamming his bleed shot on me. I'm fully buffed and most my heath has come back. I see his action is way low from all his shots.
Muahahahahahaha !!!
I jump to my feet and hit fan shot twice !!
To the ground he falls !!
I run up to him ....
<grin>
DEATHBLOW !!!
I'm really not one for pvp .. but this guy ticket me off !!
caulk another one up for us smugglers !!!
Long live Feigned Death !!!
Quack On People !!!
Daermoth
Mon May 17, 2004 9:03 am
#784
Not to mention the guy ticket him off.....*grin.
Nice job on the appropriate use of Feign Death. If you have TK its even funnier, since you can Force of Will from feign, then stand up with a full HAM bar.
_Flash_
Tue May 18, 2004 12:50 am
#785
lol
DRWolfe wrote:
Anyone ever try to mess with the more insistent ones? The ones who just won't believe you're not a FenceR? Like this (please note that Dippy's parts are written in Dippy-speak):
Dippy: can u teach me 1 handed (whatever)?
Smuggler: Sorry, I'm not a Fencer.
Dippy: yes u r. yr tag says so
Smuggler: No, it says "Fence", not "Fencer". I don't have those skills.
Dippy: you do, yr tag says fence, so teach me
Smuggler: /sigh Ok. /invite
Dippy joins.
Smuggler: Hmmm. It's not on the list of skills I can teach you. Maybe you don't have enough XP.
Dippy: i do! it says i can lrn it.
Smuggler: Ah, I've heard of this. You must be bugged. Go to a Hotel, sit down and log out. Stay logged out for an hour. Log back in and find a Fencer to teach you.
Dippy: ok. thanks. (runs off to find a hotel and log for an hour).
WayneInAustin
Tue May 18, 2004 6:44 am
#786
God, thats cruel....... I like you, DRWolfe!
DRWolfe wrote:
:
Smuggler: Hmmm. It's not on the list of skills I can teach you. Maybe you don't have enough XP.
Dippy: i do! it says i can lrn it.
Smuggler: Ah, I've heard of this. You must be bugged. Go to a Hotel, sit down and log out. Stay logged out for an hour. Log back in and find a Fencer to teach you.
Dippy: ok. thanks. (runs off to find a hotel and log for an hour).
:
Xarche
Tue May 18, 2004 7:21 am
#787
True Combat Medic Story.
Last night I am in Theed trying to sell some faction. A rebel raid breaks out, and I somehow get a group TEF (go figure, great system...grumble). All of a sudden a mind poison hits me, and since I do not have any of my armor on, nor any buffs, etc, I just hit the feign button and go grab a bottle of water.
I come back to my screen to find a line of three people waiting for me... my /shout macro was still running for slicing.
I stand up, meditate away the poision, and seeing my TEF is gone, I conduct business as usual while a giant fight is going on he he.
Last night I am in Theed trying to sell some faction. A rebel raid breaks out, and I somehow get a group TEF (go figure, great system...grumble). All of a sudden a mind poison hits me, and since I do not have any of my armor on, nor any buffs, etc, I just hit the feign button and go grab a bottle of water.
I come back to my screen to find a line of three people waiting for me... my /shout macro was still running for slicing.
I stand up, meditate away the poision, and seeing my TEF is gone, I conduct business as usual while a giant fight is going on he he.
Dodici
Tue May 18, 2004 7:30 am
#788
This past Friday (5/14) I'm hanging in a cantina in Sanctuary, Naboo. Doing some charity Friend for a Day auction. I get a tell from a guildie.
'Yo, my armor is wrecked. I just bought new comp helmet, pants, and chest. Can you slice them? I'm in Coronet.'
I tell him where I'm at and say maybe you can find a Master in Coronet (I'm only a Slicer). He can't find one, so he says he's on his way. Now I'm worried that I'm going to get 13% effect slices on this and he had to travel all the way to the far ends of Naboo.
He shows up, gives me the armor and /begs Encum.
Helmet - 32% encum
Pants - 29% encum
Chest - 31% encum
He was so happy he bid on me in the charity auction to get my price up. Unfortunately, he also wound up winning me....
JamfeFabri
Tue May 18, 2004 2:56 pm
#790
Heh.
Well sure here it looks fun (an hell it is)..... Alot of the time it can get real nasty.....
Most customers are nice but you can get some real **edit** (my policy this time around will be "Be Polite, an ya get yer weapon back")
Ashn
Tue May 18, 2004 4:18 pm
#791
Tiny chuckle flashback...
A few months ago i was waiting for a friend outside the theed cantina, i didnt have my title up so i was not bugged at all by slice requests at the time... BUT .. there was this one guy that yelled for a slicer like once every 2 seconds.
And as luck would have it, but 10 meters from me there was a NPC with the (slicer) title ... so i did a /pointat at the NPC when the yeller was standing near me. Sure enought he caught the emote and ran over to the NPC, and asked him for a slice
He got kinda pissed at me when he realised who the "slicer" was .. but i was holding my ribs to keep them from splitting at the time, so i didnt acutally cath the profanity
A few months ago i was waiting for a friend outside the theed cantina, i didnt have my title up so i was not bugged at all by slice requests at the time... BUT .. there was this one guy that yelled for a slicer like once every 2 seconds.
And as luck would have it, but 10 meters from me there was a NPC with the (slicer) title ... so i did a /pointat at the NPC when the yeller was standing near me. Sure enought he caught the emote and ran over to the NPC, and asked him for a slice
He got kinda pissed at me when he realised who the "slicer" was .. but i was holding my ribs to keep them from splitting at the time, so i didnt acutally cath the profanity
JamfeFabri
Tue May 18, 2004 9:01 pm
#792
Cruel but damn funny!
Hate slice spammers ('specially the ones who spam for it when theres a smug standin right next to em (title or not))
Dark_Paradox
Tue May 18, 2004 10:38 pm
#793
How nice of a restraunt is it for 75$ ? I spend that much at a sizzler for me and a date!
Daermoth wrote:
Copy of Star Wars Galaxies Special Edition: 80 Dollars
Prepay SWG for 2 years: 160 dollars
Upgrading your RAM so you can PvP in coronet without lagging: 260 Dollars
Taking your wife out every other Friday night to a nice restaraunt to appologize for not coming to bed every other night of the week: 75 Dollars
Losing the ability to discern fantasy from reality: Priceless
I love this thread.