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Thread: New Smuggler Forum Rules

teufelhundenE4
Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:23 am
#53






MISTagent01 wrote:
Thar be a link t' get ye started on yer path of pillagin' and scallywaggin'!

We be Buccanneers, Scallywags, an' Rogues!

Arrrrrr!





Aye, great link ye posted...well done lass...tis good to 'ave a few beauties aboard with us seadogs. Ye can raise me mizzen mast anytime Arrrrr





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teufelhundenE4
Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:27 am
#54






WesBelden wrote:





Dodici wrote:

Don't ye be tryin' to steal our gold, matey!







Arrr, I be just wantin' yee yonder beer and pie, yee can keep thy gold, yarrrr.



Ye can ave yer 10% of beer 'an pie cause ye be a good cap'n....jus don't let it go ta waste, ye don't want a mutiny on yer hands Arrrr




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Zombie_Arsani
Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:38 am
#55



Redheadedminx wrote:


Zombie_Arsani wrote:


Redheadedminx wrote:

I be a land weary CH in search of adventure and a boat full of men with pirate accents! .....can I be Ships cook?

/makes savoury and sweet pies

/brews beer for quaffing

/roasts a whole boar over the burning bodies of ye enemies




Ship full of men? Ships cook!?!? Avast ye, ya bonnie beer brewer! Welcome aboard 'n all, but wouldn'tcha rather be swingin a cutlass wit da rest o' us pirate lassies? YAAAARRRR!

ARRRRRRRR!! There be other women aboard as well? ARRRRR!! Bloody brilliant! Arrrrrr... tis a dream ship it tis!!!

Can I be ships cook and mad dog killer?? (have to cook... tis in me blooooooood and I do a mean Pirate salad and assorted drink cocktails as well.... arrrr)






Course thar be other women about. Us pirate be equal oppurtunity employaaaars. An' long as ya keep th' beer flowin matey ya can be anythin ya wants! YAAARRRR!



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teufelhundenE4
Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:48 am
#56







Redheadedminx wrote:

I be a land weary CH in search of adventure and a boat full of men with pirate accents! .....can I be Ships cook?


/makes savoury and sweet pies


/brews beer for quaffing


/roasts a whole boar over the burning bodies of ye enemies






Aargh!! Beer ain't fer qaffin or whatever ye fancy-pants CH's say....beer's for drinkin' or guzzlin' or swimmin' in, only if ye end up drinkin' it afterwards. Arrrr...beeeer.....ye are won'erful hops 'an barley brewed by the Gods for us mere mortal 'an immoral scalawags and we thank 'ye for them from the bottom of our gullets.....Arrrr (gulp gulp) mmmm



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Erillion
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:02 pm
#57

Paaarrrrlllaaay ???????


*** pushes polished glass eye back into her ... uuppss .... searches for the right cavity ..... ****




Have fun


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Mac_Leod
Wed Jul 27, 2005 12:18 pm
#58

*waits for someone to say "They be more like 'guidelines' than actual rules...".


Yarrr, that be a stupid movie. I say we model ourselves after REAL pirates, such as yon Dread Pirate Roberts. Now thar be a true pirate. Yarr!

Message Edited by Mac_Leod on 07-27-2005 02:19 AM



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SmugglerPie
Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:49 am
#59

Bumpity.



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Makris
Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:28 am
#60

Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole
ObiQuixote
Thu Jul 28, 2005 7:55 am
#61

thought smogler was all abot braking the rulez.

BTW, where do you get new slice loot?

teufelhundenE4
Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:39 am
#62






ObiQuixote wrote:
thought smogler was all abot braking the rulez.

BTW, where do you get new slice loot?





What's a smogler me lad? Ain't ne'er heard o such a beast.


An' the new slicin booty ye gotsta get from bounty huntin missions an' the high-level places like the ol' death watch bunker and corvette an' some flea-bitten scalawags called black suns in space.



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ObiQuixote
Thu Jul 28, 2005 9:48 am
#63

Forgot to mention that I'm a visitor and didn't bring any beer.

teufelhundenE4
Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:26 am
#64






ObiQuixote wrote:
Forgot to mention that I'm a visitor and didn't bring any beer.




AAAGGGHHH!!!! NO BEER OR PIE??? PREPARE TA WALK THE PLANK!!!



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Nicolas_Frost
Thu Jul 28, 2005 10:26 pm
#65

The plank was nerfed in the last patch. We now have a wooden tounge depressor.



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