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Thread: New Smuggler Forum Rules
Saarek wrote:
Redheadedminx wrote:
I be a land weary CH in search of adventure and a boat full of
menWOMEN with pirate accents! .....can I be Ships cook?
/makes savoury and sweet pies
/brews beer for quaffing
/roasts a whole boar over the burning bodies of ye enemies
Yarrr, ye grammar needs spot of improvement there matey!
into davy jones' locker you go!!! AAAAAAAAAAAR!RRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone's gotta keep me company.......
4.i. 10% of this should go to Wes "The Crusher" Belden.
TienShao wrote:
*gives a weak, newbie Smuggler ARRRRR!*
let the hazzing begin!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ApollyonTB wrote:
TienShao wrote:
*gives a weak, newbie Smuggler ARRRRR!*
let the hazzing begin!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeh know, methinks the Stormtroopers that cavity searched me th'other day took care o' that, me matey. I still be walkin' a bit bow-legged....ooowwwwARRRRRR
Dodici wrote:
Don't ye be tryin' to steal our gold, matey!
Arrr, I be just wantin' yee yonder beer and pie, yee can keep thy gold, yarrrr.
SmugglerPie wrote:
Arrr! Here be the new rules o' the Smuggler Forum! Ignore them at yer peril, says I! Arrr!
- Captalization -If ye don't capitalize the first word in a sentence, ye'll have t' walk the plank! Arrr!
- Read the FAQ! - If ye post a topic that's covered in the FAQ, ye'll be keelhauled! Arrr!
- Trade posts - Take it t' yer server's Trade Forum, or we'll douse ye in rum and flame ye! Arrr!
- Visitors - Non-Smugglers coming here to ask questions have t' bring beer and pie t' appease us! Arrr!
- Spell Check! - Avast! If ye can't repect us enough t' check yer spelling before posting, we'll tie ye up and send ye t' Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
- Grammar - Run-on sentences and "leet speak" are not welcome here, matey! No shorthand like "sum1" or "do u do that 2?" either! Lazy landlubbers like that make us want t' run 'em through with our sabers! Arrr!
Ignore the rules at your peril, says I! Smugglers are a touchy breed these days, and we be itchin' for a fight! Jedi may be raped, pillaged, and plundered without so much as a "by yer leave"! Arrr!
Ye may want t' note that these rules may change at any time, for whate'er reason catches our fancy!
ARRR!!!
Gotcha, ARRRR!!! So have ye walked the plank yet, matey??? If'n not, then off ye go, I says!!!
/brandish
Message Edited by Landlubber on 07-27-2005 09:17 AM
Landlubber wrote:
SmugglerPie wrote:
Arrr! Here be the new rules o' the Smuggler Forum! Ignore them at yer peril, says I! Arrr!
- Captalization -If ye don't capitalize the first word in a sentence, ye'll have t' walk the plank! Arrr!
- Read the FAQ! - If ye post a topic that's covered in the FAQ, ye'll be keelhauled! Arrr!
- Trade posts - Take it t' yer server's Trade Forum, or we'll douse ye in rum and flame ye! Arrr!
- Visitors - Non-Smugglers coming here to ask questions have t' bring beer and pie t' appease us! Arrr!
- Spell Check! - Avast! If ye can't repect us enough t' check yer spelling before posting, we'll tie ye up and send ye t' Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
- Grammar - Run-on sentences and "leet speak" are not welcome here, matey! No shorthand like "sum1" or "do u do that 2?" either! Lazy landlubbers like that make us want t' run 'em through with our sabers! Arrr!
Ignore the rules at your peril, says I! Smugglers are a touchy breed these days, and we be itchin' for a fight! Jedi may be raped, pillaged, and plundered without so much as a "by yer leave"! Arrr!
Ye may want t' note that these rules may change at any time, for whate'er reason catches our fancy!
ARRR!!!
Gotcha, ARRRR!!! So have ye walked the plank yet, matey??? If'n not, then off ye go, I says!!!
/brandish
Message Edited by Landlubber on 07-27-2005 09:17 AM
Ye mus' no' know 'bout ourdroppin' o' th' letters. Fer makin' false accusations, yer grog is cut by half
Zombie_Arsani wrote:
Redheadedminx wrote:
I be a land weary CH in search of adventure and a boat full of men with pirate accents! .....can I be Ships cook?
/makes savoury and sweet pies
/brews beer for quaffing
/roasts a whole boar over the burning bodies of ye enemies
Ship full of men? Ships cook!?!? Avast ye, ya bonnie beer brewer! Welcome aboard 'n all, but wouldn'tcha rather be swingin a cutlass wit da rest o' us pirate lassies? YAAAARRRR!
ARRRRRRRR!! There be other women aboard as well? ARRRRR!! Bloody brilliant! 
Arrrrrr... tis a dream ship it tis!!!
Can I be ships cook and mad dog killer?? (have to cook... tis in me blooooooood and I do a mean Pirate salad and assorted drink cocktails as well.... arrrr)
Landlubber wrote:
SmugglerPie wrote:
Arrr! Here be the new rules o' the Smuggler Forum! Ignore them at yer peril, says I! Arrr!
- Captalization -If ye don't capitalize the first word in a sentence, ye'll have t' walk the plank! Arrr!
- Read the FAQ! - If ye post a topic that's covered in the FAQ, ye'll be keelhauled! Arrr!
- Trade posts - Take it t' yer server's Trade Forum, or we'll douse ye in rum and flame ye! Arrr!
- Visitors - Non-Smugglers coming here to ask questions have t' bring beer and pie t' appease us! Arrr!
- Spell Check! - Avast! If ye can't repect us enough t' check yer spelling before posting, we'll tie ye up and send ye t' Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
- Grammar - Run-on sentences and "leet speak" are not welcome here, matey! No shorthand like "sum1" or "do u do that 2?" either! Lazy landlubbers like that make us want t' run 'em through with our sabers! Arrr!
Ignore the rules at your peril, says I! Smugglers are a touchy breed these days, and we be itchin' for a fight! Jedi may be raped, pillaged, and plundered without so much as a "by yer leave"! Arrr!
Ye may want t' note that these rules may change at any time, for whate'er reason catches our fancy!
ARRR!!!
Gotcha, ARRRR!!! So have ye walked the plank yet, matey??? If'n not, then off ye go, I says!!!
/brandish
Yarrr! 'Tis more about bein' without an edit feature with me new Smuggled name rather than a lack of spellin' knowledge, says I. Yarrr!
And with a name like Landlubber, I think it'll be ye walkin' the plank in me stead! Yarrr!