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"Mankind shall never be truly free until the last king is hanged with the guts of the last priest." -Voltaire


"Being called an idiot for having less than 30 posts on the forums feels like being called a loser for not speaking FLUENT Klingon or having only THREE naked pictures of Lara Croft." -Me, The post with too much truth for The Man to handle.

Good thread, HOTDOG.

You meet alot of Sci-Fi fans in the military. Just one of those things.

During my last tour in Japan,one of my boys "Mua'dib" Dozier, and me would compete to see who could "get the jump" on one anotherin thejapanese clubs off of the base. We regularly crept up on one another to be the first to say "Oona Goonta, Solo".

Where we commenced tocrack up like idiots (enhanced by the beer) leaving the Japanese people present to laugh because we were laughing!

"You mean you've never heard of the Millenium Bluebird? (the Bluebird is/was the Japanese designation for what we call the Nissan Maxima in the U.S.A.)

Keer Tregga the "Smug Druggler" -- Corrupting the Galaxy One Spice Run at a Time....

This is kinda sad ,but last night instead of asking my wife if she wanted me to charge her cell phone I asked her if she wanted me to slice her cell phone

Just Dak - Flurry

I do that all the time...it really sux when it doesnt work and i run into the door...

"We are the people that can find whatever you may need, If you got the money honey, we got your disease" GNR

To those of you who feel ripped off by NGE, here you go. "You bought an apple, you ate that apple, you enjoyed that apple. Now you've been given a lemon. Eat it, chuck it, squeeze it over a pancake. The choice is yours." As explained by "Coldreboot"


Kodda Veers Master Smuggler Kodda Veers Master Bounty Hunter

No NO NO your doing it all wrong !!

"We are the people that can find whatever you may need, If you got the money honey, we got your disease" GNR

To those of you who feel ripped off by NGE, here you go. "You bought an apple, you ate that apple, you enjoyed that apple. Now you've been given a lemon. Eat it, chuck it, squeeze it over a pancake. The choice is yours." As explained by "Coldreboot"


Kodda Veers Master Smuggler Kodda Veers Master Bounty Hunter

Ive said lol instead of laughing in RL conversations with out even thinking about it. Called a sloppy drunk at the club a n00b and been introduced to normal people as "this is my friend,*&%^ and he is a smuggler" which really messes with peoples heads.

i was waiting for the bus on a very wet and windy day, all i could think to myself when it showed up was /cheer

I constantly have to restrain myself from using /cheer, lol and other chat abbreviations in work e-mails.

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Barbo - Master Shipwright, Master Weaponsmith, Master Artisan
Mayor of Wassabi
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Weapon, Ship and Artisan Vendors at 952 6043
Planet Lok in the wonderful city of Wassabi

Hey! this should not be on the second page! I'ld have contributed by now but all my dumb stuff recintly (hence what I remember) was done concerning arabs... Not racist mind you but I have a full set of traditional berber clothing I got when I was in morocco... you can have a LOT of fun screwing with racist people if you don't mind the risk of getting your ass kicked

In the unlikely event that I ever get married, I'm certainly going to remember that. (Wasn't that a remarkably self-reinforcing statement? )

(Stealthbump)

----------Auriga Starlighter----------

Dang the Imperial March you say? I would have let my hubby use that, maybe when we renew our vows we will.

Dude, more than that. SHe just mastered the whole profession.