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Thread: Who is the Best Smuggler?

OrianaM
Fri Oct 22, 2004 1:41 pm
#40

I'm not a smuggler


I am a buisness woman who specializes in weapon and armor optimization, sentient perfomance enhancers, and ironing out the occasional complication with Imperial customs policies. I just carry this pistol because I tend to do buisness in a rough part of town.


Now if you're looking for the Best Master Smuggler, ccording to a former guild mate of mine, her room mate was the best Master Smuggler on our server...except she thought quality mattered in her spices...and that you needed bone foe muon.



Ori'ana Mala - Bounty Hunter (Elder) - Acct Cancelled 11/20/2005
Na'tal'y Kiel - Smuggler (Elder) - Acct Cancelled 11/20/2005
-----------------------------Sister's Toons----------------------------------
Bri'anne - Mala - Smuggler (Elder) - Acct Cancelled 11/20/2005
Ma'ara Kiel - Shipwright (Elder) - Acct Cancelled 11/20/2005
Trioth
Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:03 am
#41


Meh....I see no reason to stand here and shout "I'm the best, I'm the best "at all. Those smugglers who KNOW they're the best don't have to say a Damn thing









































crap....that ^^means I just said I was the best didn't I? *sigh* so much for the rep then



Trioth Dalmoran-Imperial Colonel- 3 time master Smuggler..."I just can't seem to be able to go straight"
Datink_Nieleft
Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:19 am
#42

This is a simple case of mistaken identity.


I am the best smuggler for one reason, and one reason only:


"I bribe people to say so."




<=====Old man of the forum says, "Meh, for the amount of credits he pays me to appear in his posts, I'd hump Darth Vaders leg. Now get outta here!"



GostNDajtink
Original Smuggler
My bowels are loose and I'm a little gamey Want some toast?


fishbrains
Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:32 pm
#43






WillburWright wrote:


/nod



PS- Re-grinding the slicing tree STINKS!

Message Edited by WillburWright on 10-23-2004 10:50 AM





/bonk, that's what you get for dropping in the first place



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


WillburWright
Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:22 am
#44


Yeah, I know. Everybody hates me now, don't they?




/boogie





PS to all- BH Pistols/Master Pistoleer/Dirty fightng IV is not as good as it sounds!

Message Edited by WillburWright on 10-24-2004 11:23 AM

E-Web1
Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:53 am
#45

"Who's the best Smuggler?"


"Me baby! yeah ya heard it, and if you don't trust my word then just ask my good freind Jabba. He thinks i'm such a great smuggler that he lets me smuggle Lube into his bedroom" "Hey wait a second .... Jabba? no no please no ........ I'm sure Han never had to go through this .......... Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"


Bit off topic but has anyone noticed that people have stopped asking for slices .... i used to have to keep my master title off just to play content but now its on 24/7 and not a single tell.

And seriously who needs the mental anguish of seeing Jabba's bedroom.



"I've got a bad feeling about this"

Tytus Garcia (Infinity)

Master Smuggler
grantt
Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:03 pm
#46

slicing is totally random now matter what the quailtiy of the MOL clamps and knives are. I seen some excellent slices with sub par material


Master Smuggler on Shadowfire
Pluppo
Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:23 pm
#47


HEY!












I'm the best Smuggler too!










Pluppo
Full Template Padawan

Teebae Nawea
Master Armoursmith - R.I.S. Certified

Vendors at Providence Mall, Tatooine
chaosdreadnaut
Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:46 pm
#48


Geevo wrote:
Best Smuggler ... you guys don't even compete on the same level I do.
I am the best...





See, this guy is good, but everyone knows UPS trains the best smugglers in town.

Message Edited by chaosdreadnaut on 10-24-2004 05:46 PM





.:Richmond Midvalley {UPS}:. Rogue, Gunslinger and Delivery man.


All right!! I'm a delivery boy! -Fry
JohnnyBravoRPD
Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:55 pm
#49

NO NO NO !!!






I AM THE BEST SMUGGLER ON MY SEVER AS WELL AS BEING THE BEST LOOKING MALE SMUGGLER ANYWHERE !!!



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Tazix Dustrider - Smuggler? - I give up already !!!
Geevo
Sun Oct 24, 2004 6:15 pm
#50






chaosdreadnaut wrote:




Geevo wrote:

Best Smuggler ... you guys don't even compete on the same level I do.


I am the best...







See, this guy is good, but everyone knows UPS trains the best smugglers in town.

Message Edited by chaosdreadnaut on 10-24-2004 05:46 PM





The problem is, people need a natural ability. UPS is great and teaches a great product ... but if you don't have the inate ability ... you are still just a delivery-boy.



Col. Weiss, Knight of the Old Republic
Ace Pilot of the starship Errant Venture

Light Jedi Elder
Col. Geevo Deem, The most elder Smuggler on Intrepid
Founding Mayor: Veteran's Retreat on Lok
Nicolas_Frost
Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:19 pm
#51


No, I'm no Smuggler, I think you have me mistaken for someone else.I'm an honest purveyor of all forms of cargo, as long as it doesn't want to bite me... well, in a non-playful manner.


Anyway, I don't see why people have to have high percentages, or a certain kind of slice. I mean, an improvement is still an improvement. If someone doesn't wanna pay for my services after they are rendered, I don't wanna give them my newly modifiedtoy.

Message Edited by Nicolas_Frost on 10-25-2004 01:20 AM



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fareone
Sun Oct 24, 2004 11:26 pm
#52

im not just the best>>>> im extrabest smuggler.....



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