Smuggler Archive
Thread: Who is the Best Smuggler?
Duckfat
Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:20 pm
#28
I am the best because like a real smuggler I cheat, lie, and steal to beat out the competition. You want the most uber slice possible come to me and I will use my secret kung fu style to get it. And I promise I wont steal that 10 mil cred weapon from you.
Ok so I lie more than I cheat, but that is only because I am not smart enough to cheat. Oh yeah and I also lie more than I steal so your weapon is safe fromme cuz I promised.
HimFan
Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:41 pm
#31
Well what are the forum mods waiting for? You were a great correspondent. You were the one who got us through thoselaunch bugs, you earned that title.
13Ghost
Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:34 pm
#34
I am the best slicer on all servers. I will use the worst copper to makethetoolsthat will slice your 10 mil custom.And when Iget the slice you did not want because of the total randomness of it all and the slicing gods are not with me due to much hate for them, you will tell me that I messed up you weapon, I will then give back your custom weapon that you payed to much for and laugh all the way to the master doc with the 12k I charged you and get buffed.
. I will use the worst copper to makethetoolsthat will slice your 10 mil custom.And when Iget the slice you did not want because of the total randomness of it all and the slicing gods are not with me due to much hate for them, you will tell me that I messed up you weapon, I will then give back your custom weapon that you payed to much for and laugh all the way to the master doc with the 12k I charged you and get buffed.
WayneInAustin
Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:16 am
#35
Everyone is wrong. Just ask my wife. I am the best....
Oh crap.. this is the smuggler forum....
01201986
Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:47 am
#36
I dont know what these guys are talkin about, I'm the best 
no but seriously, they're all right, everything is random, sad to say. But 10 mil for a custom weapon? i've never seen a price a price that high. Only weapon I can imagine getting that high is a kryat DE-10 made with yellow geo cubes, a yellow barrel,and using uber resources. But hey, I've been wrong before (although it doesnt happen very often )so I could be wrong again. The important thing is that when u get it sliced and IF the slice is not what you were looking for, please don't take it out on the smuggler, we have no control. Good Luck! (cuase it is all luck)
no but seriously, they're all right, everything is random, sad to say. But 10 mil for a custom weapon? i've never seen a price a price that high. Only weapon I can imagine getting that high is a kryat DE-10 made with yellow geo cubes, a yellow barrel,and using uber resources. But hey, I've been wrong before (although it doesnt happen very often )so I could be wrong again. The important thing is that when u get it sliced and IF the slice is not what you were looking for, please don't take it out on the smuggler, we have no control. Good Luck! (cuase it is all luck)
TomoRainer
Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:36 am
#37
SanTsu, I thought you did a great job as early correspondent. Things were different then; everything was up in the air, God only knew what the devs would do next and what it would mean for us smugglers. But you kept us reasonable when we were ready to commit seppuku over the latest nerf and fought for us when they went over the line. 16 months later, it's easy to know what smugglers need and what can be done, but in that early chaos, it always felt like you brought a lot of stability to our community.
In other news, I'm such a great smuggler I don't even need to talk about how great I am. It's self-evident. It's a law of nature. What happens when an apple falls from a tree? Oh, Tomo is great. Sometimes you can't hear yourself think for all the people talking about how great Tomo the smuggler is. Ever heard of a little thing called Tomo Day? What? EVERY day is Tomo Day? So then you HAVE heard of it. Why didn't you just say so.
I need to go lie down.
In other news, I'm such a great smuggler I don't even need to talk about how great I am. It's self-evident. It's a law of nature. What happens when an apple falls from a tree? Oh, Tomo is great. Sometimes you can't hear yourself think for all the people talking about how great Tomo the smuggler is. Ever heard of a little thing called Tomo Day? What? EVERY day is Tomo Day? So then you HAVE heard of it. Why didn't you just say so.
I need to go lie down.
hrmpf2
Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:15 am
#38
I kinda feel sad for all these other smugglers, they live in denial, because even if they won't admit it, they still know I am the best. It's made up from simple facts, I always get just the result I'm shooting for on other peoples stuff, so if you get a "bad" slice, it's basically your own fault.
ManicMarauder
Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:21 am
#39
Elpucko wrote:
I am the best.
I am a 12 pt Smuggler with 99.9% WUK's , 99.9% Clamps, and Perfect Lasers. I am also a12 ptMaster weaponsmithand work out of a research city near a perfect weapons crafting station. All of my slices are 10k. If you get less than a 30% slice I will refund 50% of your money.
Hrmmmm.... Even if it was ment sarcasticly I like the buisness end of this idea. 5k for a standard slice, and if you get lucky you get a 'jackpot' of 10k. Heh. Even running the "High Quality Tools" spam, noting that "Even though it doesn't have an effect, i use the higest quality tools purely for you, the customers, peace of mind". Since i'm a miner for my guild pulling HQ material costs me the same as junk material, and i pull 100's of thousands of units at a time so taking a little off the top would be a fair price of buisness. ANDI run my own factory now. hehe. Market speak and SPIN baby, YEAH.
Oh, i'm having evil thoughts.
Oh yeah, i may not be the best right now because i've not quite mastered. But I WILL BE 