Smuggler Archive
Thread: If they had a respec in the movies...
fishbrains
Thu May 26, 2005 4:02 pm
#27
the part you left out...
Han: *looks over where Luke went FD to see him using FR 78 + cloak off toward the hanger
*using burstrun and parawan nutricake that Chewie had for some reason Han, Chewie and Leah manage to escape onto the MF while Vader and Obi Wan disract everyone with a 2 hour M defender on M Defender battle. Once in space Han attempts to contact Luke who at this point is unaccounted for.
Han (on the comlink): Luke, Luke can you hear me? Am I getting through? Where are you?
*after repeating the message several times a static filled voice is heard*
Luke: I'm allright Han, I got to a safe place
Han: Where might that be?
Luke: I make it to Kashyyyk, I'm in the Ryat trails mindlessly killing things, I must become a knight an restore the luster of the jedi order.
Han: Your on Kashyyyk? Why TF did you go there
Luke: The trees here are full of a rare type of mineral called Devintium...it seems to block BH droids...perhaps this will keep the BH Vader sends after me off my tail.
Leah: But what about the Rebellion Luke? What about the Death Star that soon will threaten all life on every solar system?
Luke: Leah, I'd love to help but I really need to finish my training....if you guys can hold off the Death Star till I finish I'd be glad to help then
Han: Luke, it's a DEATH STAR...it's not really the kind of thing that we can just 'hold off'.
Luke: .......
Leah: Luke?
Luke: *pre recorded message* You have reached the comlink of Luke Skywalker. Luke is away from his comlink and cannot talk to you. If you leave a brief message he will return your message as sson as he can.
Leah: ......
Han: Unfreaking beleivable
Chewie: Raaaaawar aaaaar aroooo roooor aaarrr *translation* We are so FUBAR
Han: You said it Chewie
Han: *looks over where Luke went FD to see him using FR 78 + cloak off toward the hanger
*using burstrun and parawan nutricake that Chewie had for some reason Han, Chewie and Leah manage to escape onto the MF while Vader and Obi Wan disract everyone with a 2 hour M defender on M Defender battle. Once in space Han attempts to contact Luke who at this point is unaccounted for.
Han (on the comlink): Luke, Luke can you hear me? Am I getting through? Where are you?
*after repeating the message several times a static filled voice is heard*
Luke: I'm allright Han, I got to a safe place
Han: Where might that be?
Luke: I make it to Kashyyyk, I'm in the Ryat trails mindlessly killing things, I must become a knight an restore the luster of the jedi order.
Han: Your on Kashyyyk? Why TF did you go there
Luke: The trees here are full of a rare type of mineral called Devintium...it seems to block BH droids...perhaps this will keep the BH Vader sends after me off my tail.
Leah: But what about the Rebellion Luke? What about the Death Star that soon will threaten all life on every solar system?
Luke: Leah, I'd love to help but I really need to finish my training....if you guys can hold off the Death Star till I finish I'd be glad to help then
Han: Luke, it's a DEATH STAR...it's not really the kind of thing that we can just 'hold off'.
Luke: .......
Leah: Luke?
Luke: *pre recorded message* You have reached the comlink of Luke Skywalker. Luke is away from his comlink and cannot talk to you. If you leave a brief message he will return your message as sson as he can.
Leah: ......
Han: Unfreaking beleivable
Chewie: Raaaaawar aaaaar aroooo roooor aaarrr *translation* We are so FUBAR
Han: You said it Chewie
AngrySmuggler
Thu May 26, 2005 4:13 pm
#28
I have the "movie quotes" after the feign death inciedent on EnderUK's stickies but can't find it 
anyone bump that? Dont' want to try and log on my main and lose posting privledges 
anyone bump that? Dont' want to try and log on my main and lose posting privledges
Ternque01
Thu May 26, 2005 7:37 pm
#29
Awesome rendition 
I really connected with Han when he respec'd from Smuggler to BH.
It's not like I had a choice
maxtheusher
Thu May 26, 2005 7:48 pm
#30
I respec'd from bh to master artisan/novice dancer, so, I guess I'm not cool like Han
ZallusNuranxis
Thu May 26, 2005 10:50 pm
#31
I'd 5 star you but it appears I've been nerfed
Mackle wrote:
HAN: Boring conversation anyway. (yelling down the hall) Luke! We're
going to have company!
LUKE: Hurry! Let's go... wait.. WTH is Chewie doing now?
HAN: I, uh, ummm... might be mistaken, but I, uh... think he is making a large couch.
LUKE: Son of a...
*Luke feigns death*
TomoRainer
Thu May 26, 2005 11:06 pm
#32
Ooh, hahahah.. I'd forgotten how ridiculously funny this post was. Ending's perfect, but my favorite part's actually the bit where they completely miss Chewbacca with their blasters, then Han congratulates Luke about respecking to pistoleer. 
O-Boo-1
Fri May 27, 2005 7:03 am
#33
SUPERB
It has been said before but I will say it again, 'please sir, can we have some more?'!
WILDMAN_SOLO
Fri May 27, 2005 8:40 am
#35
Damn funny especially the bit where Chewie is making a large couch
Alpha_Bits
Fri May 27, 2005 10:09 am
#38
Mackle... all I want to know is... did you do all the movie lines from memory?
I HOPE so...
Saarek
Fri May 27, 2005 10:16 am
#39
That post is now 2nd on my list of funniest posts ever. The only one that tops it - is a reply in the Chuckle for the Smuggler thread - the one about the guy who finds out alderaan just blew up. priceless.
THAT my friends is what being a Smuggler is all about.
