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Thread: You know you should quit smuggling when....

Evayy
Fri Aug 27, 2004 7:45 am
#27

your laptop, has a lock on it and you think about getting out the clamps to unlock

house safe first thing wheres my clamps
Xarche
Fri Aug 27, 2004 8:06 am
#28

5 stars, very very funny and yet so true



Exarch
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theyoungballa
Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:38 am
#29

THat punch it chewie 1 was great...heres one

When ur at school and tell your electronics teacher you can't slice this,someone already tried and failed....



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theyoungballa
Fri Aug 27, 2004 9:39 am
#30

keep em coming...these r great.



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WedgeStarkiller
Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:04 am
#31

During dinner you find yourself examining yourkitchen knives trying to find the red and blue wires so you can make them cut better.


You wake up with a hang over and wonder why it isn't gone in three minutes.


You go into the clamp section at home depot and ask the stock guy if they carry the molecular kind.




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Uludil
Fri Aug 27, 2004 4:50 pm
#32






WedgeStarkiller wrote:


You wake up with a hang over and wonder why it isn't gone in three minutes.







ROFL......now wouldn´t that be sweet if it worked
Nicolas_Frost
Fri Aug 27, 2004 11:31 pm
#33






Uludil wrote:





WedgeStarkiller wrote:


You wake up with a hang over and wonder why it isn't gone in three minutes.







ROFL......now wouldn´t that be sweet if it worked




Or you wonder why the pastry you ate before drinking isn't shortening your hangover.




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AKPaladin
Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:33 am
#34

you know you should quit smuggling when...


you go to the deli and ask them what % slice they gave you on your cold cuts



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Kwambus
Sat Aug 28, 2004 7:42 am
#35

You know you should quit smuggling when...


You see that the Master skill box contains nothing and most of the main trees dont make any sense.



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jedidogs
Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:44 am
#36

...when somebody looks at the primed/bonded body on your honda civic and says "what a piece of junk" and you reply " it may not look like much, but i've made a few modifications myself"


....when you approach a group of friends and say "backslash wave"


...when youre at a nightclub and can actually feel your fatigue going away while you watch a pretty girl dancing. then she realizes youre staring... so you try to tip her, then it gets ugly....


...when youre walking down the street and group ofhomeless beggars"spawns" right in front of you... so you sprint...


..when you think about star wars so much, you start to think george lucas named chewbacca from a combination of "chewing" and "tobacco"...


Datink_Nieleft
Sun Aug 29, 2004 3:19 am
#37

...When you come home from work,..instead of kissing your wife and kids,..you give them each the secret smuggler handshake,....



Do not give the wife the handshake,..she will return it with the "Not-so-secret" wife pimp hand.



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ikolian
Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:47 am
#38

... you have a collection of DL44's...


...you've macro'ed '/reply No I don't slice weapons anymore! leave me alone!' and bound it to every unused keybinding, so you can hit it really fast....



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Kitra
Sun Aug 29, 2004 10:57 am
#39

Your new code word for Halfling leaf becomes Neutron Pixie..... /wink



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