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Thread: A Jedi walks into a bar...

YuriaTayde
Tue Jul 12, 2005 9:24 pm
#27

This reminds me of that time I was a little late joining my grind group at the waypoint, the Padiwan in the group freaked out at me for "sneaking up on him" Coward.
SmokingFrog
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:02 am
#28

Come on now...we all know that jedi aren't old enough to drink.



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Saarek
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:05 am
#29






RebMBH wrote:

So it should actually be a jedi walks into the kitchen and asks mom for milk and cookies






Then me, being their daddy, smacks them over the back of the head with my newspaper and I say "Not before dinner!".








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RebMBH
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:14 am
#30



So it should actually be a jedi walks into the kitchen and asks mom for milk and cookies






Then me, being their daddy, smacks them over the back of the head with my newspaper and I say "Not before dinner!".



Wait better ground them from SWG!!!





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BaronJuJu
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:28 am
#31


A Jedi walks into a bar....


.....and no one notices because he was the 800th Jedi that walked in in the last hour



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TashunkaSapa
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:35 am
#32

An Ithorian Jedi walks into a bar...


The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"





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Saarek
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:42 am
#33






TashunkaSapa wrote:

An Ithorian Jedi walks into a bar...


The bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"







/groan;





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DARTHBAYLOR
Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:28 am
#34

Come on now...we all know that jedi aren't old enough to drink




Or...........


"A j3di walks into a bar"

(and gets asked for id)

















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DathylBran
Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:26 am
#35

The bar must have been exploiting.


"Nerf the bar"


Asks the bar for duel when he's ready.


etc etc etc






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Oblox2
Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:31 am
#36



DARTHBAYLOR wrote:
Come on now...we all know that jedi aren't old enough to drink
Or...........
"A j3di walks into a bar"
(and gets asked for id)





/glare



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