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Thread: Dirty little secret.....

Nicolas_Frost
Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:56 pm
#27



SmugglinZane wrote:

Now that you've let go of that dirty little secret, so you need a new one...

Can I volunteer?






I'll help.

*shoots Zane dead*

*helps Arsani bury Zane in the sandbox*



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


SmugglinZane
Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:03 pm
#28






Nicolas_Frost wrote:





SmugglinZane wrote:

Now that you've let go of that dirty little secret, so you need a new one...


Can I volunteer?






I'll help.

*shoots Zane dead*

*helps Arsani bury Zane in the sandbox*






Ahh, but now I can be her zombie play toy!



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
TheBeerMan
Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:00 pm
#29


Whoa, there's still sand in that sandbox!?

*Waits for it...*



CHAISE WILDER

M A S T E R B O O T L E G G E R




Nicolas_Frost
Tue Aug 09, 2005 2:37 am
#30


SmugglinZane wrote:


Nicolas_Frost wrote:


SmugglinZane wrote:

Now that you've let go of that dirty little secret, so you need a new one...

Can I volunteer?



I'll help.

*shoots Zane dead*

*helps Arsani bury Zane in the sandbox*



Ahh, but now I can be her zombie play toy!





Actually, that was a shotgun blast, to the head.



No brains for J00!

*tries to figure out how that's any different*



Jaecob Maragi
Babelonian Militia Captain
Master Smuggler and Alliance Pilot
Captain of the LongShot(2)
THE Official Smuggler Forum Smartass!
The prices of my services are based on "tolerance". The more I have to tolerate you, the more you have to pay me.


SmugglerPie
Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:09 am
#31

*Smuggles in some sand from the COLS forums*


We're having a beach party there.



"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Arsani
Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:24 am
#32

Damn it Angus aren't we rid of you yet?!?



N
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!
Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider
SmugglerPie
Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:26 am
#33

OoooOOOoOOoOOOOooooOOoOoOOooo


I'm a ghost, dammit.



"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Arsani
Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:39 am
#34

Hey! I'm the resident undead on these forums thank you very much!


As for other dirty little secrets, I may have a skeleton or two in my closet.....


Oh wait, I don't anymore, I made soup.



N
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!
Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider
SmugglerPie
Tue Aug 09, 2005 4:41 am
#35

Hey, if you can be a zombie, I can be a ghost.


Don't be all stingy and stuff.



"C O L O N E L A N G U S" M A C G R E G O R
DEAD SMUGGLER - KILLED BY LACK OF CONTENT AND COMMUNICATION
I am Jack's ignored profession.
My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Jaim_Darkstryder
Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:33 am
#36



SmugglerPie wrote:
Hey, if you can be a zombie, I can be a ghost.
Don't be all stingy and stuff.





We are sorry to inform you, but you may no longer be represented as any of the following; Ghost, Wraith, Spectre or Poltergeist, as these infringe upon the famous "Blue Glowy" and thus take away from the Jedi profession. We at SOE do not want our non jedi players to feel completely left out so here is a list of acceptable alternative representations; Tuna, Carp, Trout and Flounder. Why Flounder? Why not.



# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!
Jaim_Darkstryder
Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:19 pm
#37



TheBeerMan wrote:
Whoa, there's still sand in that sandbox!?
*Waits for it...*





No, if you will be so kind as to scroll up you will notice that we have decided to remove the bucket, the sand and the sandbox from anyone in the smuggler profession as our jedi constituency have complained about said items limiting their uniqueness and overall power. As we all know, Jedi have worked much harder than all of you lazy smugglers, so we are sure that you will agree that they deserve the added sandbox features on account of all of the hard work that they put into their characters and will not start any negative threads about this (though, if you do, we will remove any said threads and ban any posters from said threads so that the populace is exposed to nothing negative that would hinder their pursuit of the chosen Jedi path.)



# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!
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