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Thread: Dirty little secret.....

Makris
Mon Aug 08, 2005 7:33 am
#14






Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:





Arsani wrote:






Makris wrote:


Congrats... now what?





Wanna come over and play in my sandbox? We can build another castle to get nerfed.







Sorry, the Jedi are complaining about you having a bucket which they claim will allow you to shovel sh1t faster than them, so the Devs are removing it... and F.D. and L.D., because, you know... Jedi don't like them either.




I heard they were getting rid of Smugglers altogether.
Jaim_Darkstryder
Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:08 am
#15



Arsani wrote:


Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:


Arsani wrote:


Makris wrote:
Congrats... now what?



Wanna come over and play in my sandbox? We can build another castle to get nerfed.





Sorry, the Jedi are complaining about you having a bucket which they claim will allow you to shovel sh1t faster than them, so the Devs are removing it... and F.D. and L.D., because, you know... Jedi don't like them either.


Damn it! Well...we still have sand! Who wants to go pour it down the backs of Jedi robes with me?





Oh, sorry forgot to tell you, the Jedi whined about you having a sandbox on account of the fact that you are just a normal profession and they worked so hard for Jedi and it is really not worth it, and they think they deserve the sandbox to compensate them for all of the effort they put into their characters.

But, you can go sit in the corner and watch them play, because we all know that everyone who complains just has Jedi envy, but is too lazy to work for it.



# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!
Arsani
Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:09 am
#16






Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:





Arsani wrote:






Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:





Arsani wrote:






Makris wrote:


Congrats... now what?





Wanna come over and play in my sandbox? We can build another castle to get nerfed.







Sorry, the Jedi are complaining about you having a bucket which they claim will allow you to shovel sh1t faster than them, so the Devs are removing it... and F.D. and L.D., because, you know... Jedi don't like them either.




Damn it! Well...we still have sand! Who wants to go pour it down the backs of Jedi robes with me?







Oh, sorry forgot to tell you, the Jedi whined about you having a sandbox on account of the fact that you are just a normal profession and they worked so hard for Jedi and it is really not worth it, and they think they deserve the sandbox to compensate them for all of the effort they put into their characters.

But, you can go sit in the corner and watch them play, because we all know that everyone who complains just has Jedi envy, but is too lazy to work for it.




Grrrr, stop it. I need more ICBs, and here you're getting me riled up to hunt jedi.



N
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!
Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider
Jaim_Darkstryder
Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:18 am
#17



Arsani wrote:


Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:


Arsani wrote:


Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:


Arsani wrote:


Makris wrote:
Congrats... now what?



Wanna come over and play in my sandbox? We can build another castle to get nerfed.





Sorry, the Jedi are complaining about you having a bucket which they claim will allow you to shovel sh1t faster than them, so the Devs are removing it... and F.D. and L.D., because, you know... Jedi don't like them either.


Damn it! Well...we still have sand! Who wants to go pour it down the backs of Jedi robes with me?





Oh, sorry forgot to tell you, the Jedi whined about you having a sandbox on account of the fact that you are just a normal profession and they worked so hard for Jedi and it is really not worth it, and they think they deserve the sandbox to compensate them for all of the effort they put into their characters.

But, you can go sit in the corner and watch them play, because we all know that everyone who complains just has Jedi envy, but is too lazy to work for it.


Grrrr, stop it. I need more ICBs, and here you're getting me riled up to hunt jedi.





Oh, sorry, I forgot to inform you that the Jedi population have complained about bounty hunters using smuggler specials, so we are going to implement the following changes:

1: If you have an active bounty mission the following specials will be disabled; Feign Death, Last Ditch, Concussion Shot, Reckless Shot.

2: To level out the playing field, all players engaging a jedi in a PvP situation will only be able to use the basic melee or ranged attack against them.

We know that you all agree that being a Jedi is special, and that they should be signifigantly more powerful than the average person. These changes should help to bring Jedi in line with our vision of how they were supposed to be during this time period.



# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!
Arsani
Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:29 am
#18






Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:





Arsani wrote:






Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:





Arsani wrote:






Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:





Arsani wrote:






Makris wrote:


Congrats... now what?





Wanna come over and play in my sandbox? We can build another castle to get nerfed.







Sorry, the Jedi are complaining about you having a bucket which they claim will allow you to shovel sh1t faster than them, so the Devs are removing it... and F.D. and L.D., because, you know... Jedi don't like them either.




Damn it! Well...we still have sand! Who wants to go pour it down the backs of Jedi robes with me?







Oh, sorry forgot to tell you, the Jedi whined about you having a sandbox on account of the fact that you are just a normal profession and they worked so hard for Jedi and it is really not worth it, and they think they deserve the sandbox to compensate them for all of the effort they put into their characters.

But, you can go sit in the corner and watch them play, because we all know that everyone who complains just has Jedi envy, but is too lazy to work for it.




Grrrr, stop it. I need more ICBs, and here you're getting me riled up to hunt jedi.







Oh, sorry, I forgot to inform you that the Jedi population have complained about bounty hunters using smuggler specials, so we are going to implement the following changes:

1: If you have an active bounty mission the following specials will be disabled; Feign Death, Last Ditch, Concussion Shot, Reckless Shot.

2: To level out the playing field, all players engaging a jedi in a PvP situation will only be able to use the basic melee or ranged attack against them.

We know that you all agree that being a Jedi is special, and that they should be signifigantly more powerful than the average person. These changes should help to bring Jedi in line with our vision of how they were supposed to be during this time period.




Grrrrr, well, I still have one final recourse left! I can get LS skilltapes, a clear crystals, and pearls, and then destroy them before the jedis very eyes! ha! take that ya ebay bashtards!



N
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!
Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider
Jaim_Darkstryder
Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:36 am
#19



Arsani wrote:


Jaim_Darkstryder wrote:

Oh, sorry, I forgot to inform you that the Jedi population have complained about bounty hunters using smuggler specials, so we are going to implement the following changes:

1: If you have an active bounty mission the following specials will be disabled; Feign Death, Last Ditch, Concussion Shot, Reckless Shot.

2: To level out the playing field, all players engaging a jedi in a PvP situation will only be able to use the basic melee or ranged attack against them.

We know that you all agree that being a Jedi is special, and that they should be signifigantly more powerful than the average person. These changes should help to bring Jedi in line with our vision of how they were supposed to be during this time period.


Grrrrr, well, I still have one final recourse left! I can get LS skilltapes, a clear crystals, and pearls, and then destroy them before the jedis very eyes! ha! take that ya ebay bashtards!






I'm sorry, did I forget to mention that we at SOE have decided that normal professions will no longer be able to loot corpses, as we do not think that they really need any loot items as they are in truth just filler classes until a player decides to stop being lazy and earn their Jedi. From now on only Jedi may loot fallen foes, and all current profession/skill specific items will be modified into a Jedi equivilant.

Plans are in the works for Jedi Mandalorian armor as well, because we know that you all think that it looks really cool and agree with us that Jedi should have the best looking equipment in the game to go with their skills.



# I support people who don’t pirate the ribbon symbol and plaster all over irrelavent "causes" YARR, matey!
Ellyria
Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:08 am
#20


/love this thread


nuff said





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Arsani
Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:17 am
#21

Heh, it ever gets so bad that SOE says you HAVE to get a glowy stick, well then I will.


Saw this really neat glowing mace in WoW the other day......



N
Do Not Meddle in the Affairs of Zombies, For Your Brains Are Tasty and That Red Ain't Ketchup!
Arsani "Living Dead Girl" Co'lace ~ Starsider
Alpha_Bits
Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:34 am
#22

Welcome to the club, Arsani. Um... I guess...



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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl
Ragnaat
Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:41 am
#23

lasst time I bothered to count I had trained the master smuggler box 5 times across a few of my toons... not including respecs

I just can't get away



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Unika
Mon Aug 08, 2005 9:52 am
#24

In the first 4 months of playing I made MCommando.. 2 months later Master Smuggler.. still haven't changed. You kinda get used to the nerf bat being up there after a while.. thinking bout adding ranger to my temp.



Unika Starrunner

Master Smuggler / Master Commando

"ALL BADGERS MUST BURRRNNNNNN!!"

Smugglers in SWG History - As written by the Devs
SmugglinZane
Mon Aug 08, 2005 1:28 pm
#25

Now that you've let go of that dirty little secret, so you need a new one...


Can I volunteer?





"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
Alpha_Bits
Mon Aug 08, 2005 3:40 pm
#26

I must admit I was hoping for a dirtier little secret than that from you, Arsani...


Ah, well... life is about being disappointed, after all.



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Gith - Professional Scoundrel

"If I kill one of you, will the other two shut up?"

"It don't matter. None of this matters."
- Carl
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