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Thread: Smuggler walks into a bar.....
KaiRan wrote:
So there's these three smugglers named"Foot","Foot-foot", and "Foot-foot-foot"...
Nah, I cant make the whole community hate me...
OdiousEncounter wrote:
KaiRan wrote:
So there's these three smugglers named"Foot","Foot-foot", and "Foot-foot-foot"...
Nah, I cant make the whole community hate me...
Oh come on, now I'm curious
Ok, but everyone remember: Odious asked for it.
There are three smugglers living in the forest, named Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot. They were happilysmuggling spice through the forest when one day Foot states that his footisn't feeling well.
Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot take Foot to visit the foot doctor. Foot goes into the office and a few hours pass as the foot doctor looks at Foot's foot.
Finally, the foot doctor comes out and speaks to Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot. Doc says, "I'm afraid it doesn't look good for your friend Foot's foot."
As expected, several days later Foot passes away. Again, Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot are happily smuggling spice through the forest. Suddenly, Foot-Foot's footdoesn't feel good, so Foot-Foot-Foot takesFoot-Foot to the foot doctor.
The foot doctor gives Foot-Foot's footan extensive examination, and when finished says to Foot-Foot-Foot, "I'm afraid it's the same diagnosis for Foot-Foot's foot as Foot's foot...I don't expectFoot-Foot to make it."
Foot-Foot-Foot is deeply concerned and says, "Doc, you gotta do something...I've already got one Foot in the grave!"
Message Edited by KaiRan on 06-11-2004 03:26 PM