Smuggler Archive
Thread: Illegal names?
sarahwojo wrote:There was a dancer in the Theed cantina for a while named Honeyc*nt. She was re-named Honeymelons after about a week.
rofl honestly the second one is only marginally better when it comes down to it.
Alpha_Bits wrote:
"You successfully tip Yeasty Discharge 1000000 credits."
That reminds me: need to get the Free Clinic up and running in Secret Smuggler City.
Oh and as for the sir wanksalot references; Look at my company name and wonder just what my vendors are titled
There was a guy on Bria named Ballzon Chin.
I stared at his name for a minute till it dawned on me what it meant. Call me slow.
My all-time favorite name was for a Mon Cal chef named Admiral Snackbar. I'm laughing just thinking about it.
There were a few hilarious Wookiee names, too.. Boomchakalakka's the only one that springs to mind, though.
Datink_Nieleft wrote:
There was a guy on Bria named Ballzon Chin.
I stared at his name for a minute till it dawned on me what it meant. Call me slow.
Ah... Bria... nowhere will you find a more wretched hive of scum.. and villainy. (At least most of the assh*les went to WoW)
Daturaze wrote:
The funniest name I ever saw belonged to a Master Musician -a big fat hairy wookiee named Ron'Jeremy.
Man, I laughed for days thinking of that dude.
R U from Naritus? Ron'Jeremy is (or was) a fairly famous dancing wook that used to keep us entertained butI havent seen him for a while now.
In Coro cantina, naritus there used to be a girl with her boobs and belly maxed out, wearing an exquisite dancers leotard, named Kukie McFat. I still have screenies of the day I met her at the Theed bank and asked for a stripshow because my friend wanted pics.
My Dosh on Valcyn is named ileet yorazz, but I havent logged him on in ages.
The funniest name I ever saw belonged to a Master Musician -a big fat hairy wookiee named Ron'Jeremy.
Man, I laughed for days thinking of that dude.
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Daturaze wrote:
The funniest name I ever saw belonged to a Master Musician -a big fat hairy wookiee named Ron'Jeremy.
Man, I laughed for days thinking of that dude.
I started a wookie on Ahazi named Whit'ee.
He is super short, real skinny, and I made his head the biggest it can possibly be.
He's an entertainer.