Smuggler Archive

Thread: Illegal names?

maxtheusher
Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:38 pm
#27



sarahwojo wrote:
There was a dancer in the Theed cantina for a while named Honeyc*nt. She was re-named Honeymelons after about a week.





rofl honestly the second one is only marginally better when it comes down to it.



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Mentski
Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:07 pm
#28

there used to be a character called "Yeasty Discharge" on Chimaera. Entertainer I think...






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Alpha_Bits
Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:19 pm
#29

"You successfully tip Yeasty Discharge 1000000 credits."



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sarahwojo
Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:19 pm
#30

Oh wow, that's gross.



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LTZweigg
Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:24 pm
#31






Alpha_Bits wrote:

"You successfully tip Yeasty Discharge 1000000 credits."





That reminds me: need to get the Free Clinic up and running in Secret Smuggler City.




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Aerec_Krouse
Fri Jul 08, 2005 2:41 pm
#32

Spotted an Imp on FarStar with the name Tiklee Bollocs or something similar. Made me chuckle and wonder just why I used the automatic name generator :/

Oh and as for the sir wanksalot references; Look at my company name and wonder just what my vendors are titled





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Datink_Nieleft
Fri Jul 08, 2005 3:27 pm
#33

There was a guy on Bria named Ballzon Chin.


I stared at his name for a minute till it dawned on me what it meant. Call me slow.





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Alpha_Bits
Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:39 pm
#34

One more before I cut out of here... when I was doing the JtL beta, my Ithorian was named "Heywood Jablowme". A classic... usually the name that I use when I have to fill outa profile just to dowload a patch of some kind.



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TomoRainer
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:28 pm
#35

In the first month or two, Starsider had a guy named Adolf Hittler. Used to wear the uniform, too, and hang around Nym's cantina shouting various highly inappropriate things. Didn't last long.

My all-time favorite name was for a Mon Cal chef named Admiral Snackbar. I'm laughing just thinking about it.

There were a few hilarious Wookiee names, too.. Boomchakalakka's the only one that springs to mind, though.







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Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:34 pm
#36






Datink_Nieleft wrote:

There was a guy on Bria named Ballzon Chin.


I stared at his name for a minute till it dawned on me what it meant. Call me slow.







Ah... Bria... nowhere will you find a more wretched hive of scum.. and villainy. (At least most of the assh*les went to WoW)



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VadenK
Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:09 pm
#37






Daturaze wrote:

The funniest name I ever saw belonged to a Master Musician -a big fat hairy wookiee named Ron'Jeremy.


Man, I laughed for days thinking of that dude.









R U from Naritus? Ron'Jeremy is (or was) a fairly famous dancing wook that used to keep us entertained butI havent seen him for a while now.


In Coro cantina, naritus there used to be a girl with her boobs and belly maxed out, wearing an exquisite dancers leotard, named Kukie McFat. I still have screenies of the day I met her at the Theed bank and asked for a stripshow because my friend wanted pics.


My Dosh on Valcyn is named ileet yorazz, but I havent logged him on in ages.





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Daturaze
Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:16 am
#38

The funniest name I ever saw belonged to a Master Musician -a big fat hairy wookiee named Ron'Jeremy.


Man, I laughed for days thinking of that dude.



Saarek
Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:18 am
#39






Daturaze wrote:

The funniest name I ever saw belonged to a Master Musician -a big fat hairy wookiee named Ron'Jeremy.


Man, I laughed for days thinking of that dude.









I started a wookie on Ahazi named Whit'ee.


He is super short, real skinny, and I made his head the biggest it can possibly be.


He's an entertainer.







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