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Thread: Illegal names?

Saarek
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:14 am
#14






LTZweigg wrote:






dlc3007 wrote:






LTZweigg wrote:

I'm not sure if I'd prefer to have "Sir Wanksalot" leading the charge or bringing up the rear. Seems like a no-win situation either way.






Send him off as a decoy when going after NS.





I would but they have a restraining order against him. Something about bothering them for force chokes all the time.





ROFL!


Force chokes... PRICELESS!







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IkarusSunblaster
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:29 am
#15


Well....I did start out with Jaayke...a blue Twilek musician...and his partner/brother/best friendElwuud, a blue Rodian musician. The "Blue Brothers" were a pretty good act. Sadly, Elwuud was murdered by the Empire and Jabba the Hutt in concert. Apparently, they didn't like the dirty songs Elwuud was singing about the sexual congresses between Palpatine and Jabba. In investigating the murder Jaayke gave up his music and went into bounty hunting to get his revenge. I now have the murderer's heart and skull on the desk in my secret Smuggler/BH headquarters/lair.


I've also had conversations in various galaxies with Beowulf Schaeffer, Thorby Baslim, Richard Baslim, Hazel Stone, Lazarus Long, John C. Falkenberg, Louis Wu, and many more legendary SF characters. They always appreciate it if you understand the reference of their name and tell them "Hi."





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DoMakk
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:50 am
#16

/strut


WE on Tarquinas have Jimi Hendrix.





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Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:52 am
#17

We have a Jedi on my server called: Ijeet Mudroorz.


Jedi suck.





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Ternque01
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:53 am
#18






LTZweigg wrote:






dlc3007 wrote:






LTZweigg wrote:

I'm not sure if I'd prefer to have "Sir Wanksalot" leading the charge or bringing up the rear. Seems like a no-win situation either way.






Send him off as a decoy when going after NS.





I would but they have a restraining order against him. Something about bothering them for force chokes all the time.






Message Edited by LTZweigg on 07-08-2005 12:08 PM




OHhhhh sh*t!



Axob Freelight
The non-Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.
LTZweigg
Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:54 am
#19

I've seen A'lec Guiness back when I was on Kauri. Ran across Alton Brown and Adom Z'andler as well.





Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

Jedi - Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione!
AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:18 am
#20

Some idiot tried to report my name... he thought it was the name of the actor that played Obi-Wan in the new trilogy.


I said "That's Ewan McGregor, genius!" and then proceeded to cast dispersions about his parentage.




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GanymedePharuu
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:28 am
#21

i wanna report an NPC's name. there's an NPC twi'lek on Kashyyyk named Captain Koh.
my character is a twi'lek named Kohs.

eerily similar right?

(after creating Kohs, i did remember that there was a twi'lek named Koh'shak in one of the X-wing books)

so i guess i luckily kept it real.



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LTZweigg
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:29 am
#22

Yeah and there's Doctor Farnsworth in that same tree. He seems to be missing his Smell-o-Scope though.






Hello, I must be going. I cannot stay, I came to say I must be going. I'm glad I came but just the same I must be going.

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Alpha_Bits
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:41 am
#23

Forgot to mention earlier... there's an armorsmith on Flurry named 'Anthony Stark'.


He of course wears all red armor.


Love it.



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AngusMacGregor
Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:51 am
#24






Alpha_Bits wrote:

Forgot to mention earlier... there's an armorsmith on Flurry named 'Anthony Stark'.


He of course wears all red armor.


Love it.




That's funny as hell, I don't care who you are.




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My account payment has been moved to a long term implementation.
Acip
Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:09 am
#25

I have a second acct with a toon named Lando (not telling which server). Dont know how that got by the filters.



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sarahwojo
Fri Jul 08, 2005 1:31 pm
#26

There was a dancer in the Theed cantina for a while named Honeyc*nt. She was re-named Honeymelons after about a week.



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